I would like to invite Sallu bhai...

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Posted: 11 years ago
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to give a speech at Imperial College London university, on the subject of population control, how population can be controlled and/or reduced, since he's had some relative success in this field with his innovative methods.

Anyone have his manager's contact details to book an appointment?, and possibly Reshma Shetty details too, so she can start disseminating info to the media.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Heisenberg.

to give a speech at Imperial College London university, on the subject of population control, how population can be controlled and/or reduced, since he's had some relative success in this field with his innovative methods.

Anyone have his manager's contact details to book an appointment?, and possibly Reshma Shetty details too, so she can start disseminating info to the media.

Could you please enlighten me on his INNOVATIVE methods of population control?
Also when you said population control, does that cover human population only or it covers animal population too?

Thanks
Slumgod
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: slumgod..

Could you please enlighten me on his INNOVATIVE methods of population control?
Also when you said population control, does that cover human population only or it covers animal population too?

Thanks
Slumgod

oye to mil gaya wo kim ki tape ka link to do BC 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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The reason is he is a virgin. 😆
Edited by noor321 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: HooLiGaN

oye to mil gaya wo kim ki tape ka link to do BC 😆

nahi mila woh,, last time uske virus mera computer pura kha gaya...Ek hi computer bacha hai mere paas,
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Stop laughing . Find Sallu's address for Heisenberg.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: slumgod..

nahi mila woh,, last time uske virus mera computer pura kha gaya...Ek hi computer bacha hai mere paas,

marja phir tu bhi sasta dost 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: slumgod..

Stop laughing . Find Sallu's address for Heisenberg.


I am thinking about the speech...bechare Imperial College ke bachhe😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆

And what method are we talking about? Pavement cleaning or 40 year old virgin? Either way he would be a perfect spokesman.


Ps. Are Slumdog and Heisenberg the same person? You appear at the same time and comment on the same threads.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: slumgod..

Could you please enlighten me on his INNOVATIVE methods of population control?
Also when you said population control, does that cover human population only or it covers animal population too?

Thanks
Slumgod



It covers both, humans are animals. Sallu bhai's philosophy towards endangered species is: well they're on their way to extinction, so instead of wasting valuable resources and money into maintaining them, why not help accelerate their departure?

And since humans aren't endangered, if anything there's an overabundance of them, why not get rid of a few of them?

Obviously, I am too inarticulate to be able to elaborate on his philosophy, policies, and methods, so I want him to personally come and impart his knowledge and wisdom on this subject to all of us, in only the way he can with his flair for words and intelligence.

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