The Vigil Idiot: Jai Ho
It's the first big release of the new year and, in Bollywood terms, it doesn't get much bigger than a Salman Khan (playing titular Jai) film. Now, even though this movie is inspired by the already shoddy Pay It Forward (2000), Salman Khan is the dude who makes blockbusters out of movies that are basically just him wiggling his belt on screen. So you would agree that it'd take a special sort of talent to make a film so bad, even his own fans, with standards as awesome as theirs, won't recommend it to anyone. Turns out, this talent is genetically related to him. Director Sohail Khan... dude...you can cast as many unemployed actors as you want in your film (everyone from Genelia D'Souza as armless Suman, to newbie Daisy Shah as love interest Rinky) but you're never gonna get enough good karma to make up for the sin of making a boring Bhai film.




















Sahil Rizwan is a 25-year-old freelance writer and creator of The Vigil Idiot. When he's not busy doing everything in his power to avoid taking up a 9-to-5 desk job, you can probably find him curled up in front of a TV or his laptop. You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook.