Salman, Aamir, Ranbir, Kareena brew bitterKoffee for Karan Johar

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KKo has faced a firing squad of Salman Khan, Kapoor cousins Kareena and Ranbir, and Aamir Khan.

On celebrity TV chat show Koffee With Karan, the squirming is usually done by whichever hapless star or stars happen to be on the couch. On this season, however, filmmaker and show host Karan Johar himself has been under siege, facing a firing squad of Salman Khan, Kapoor cousins Kareena and Ranbir, and Aamir Khan.

Karan under siege, take one:
KJo: At gunpoint if you were forced to have a gay encounter, who would you want it to be with?
Salman Khan: Aisi koi gun bani hi nahi hai (no such gun has been made). But just to make you feel good, you, Karan.
KJo: OK (gulps)
Salman: But I'm the guy!
KJo: *facepalm*

Karan under siege, take two:
Ranbir Kapoor: I've got a very Punjabi mother. But (she) doesn't really tell me what to do or not to do, who to be with or not to be with. As long as it's a girl.
KJo: Well... *adjusts tie in embarrassed fashion*

Karan under siege, take three:
KJo: I've never been in love
Ranbir: Really? You have been in love once. We spoke about it.
KJo: Not for national television (blinks)
Kareena Kapoor: Why is your love story NOT for national television and every other actor's story is?
KJo: But Im not the guest on my show, you are. I'm meant to ask you questions.
Kareena: But we want to ask you
KJo: On that note, I'm going to take a break.

Talk about a hasty exit.

Karan under siege, take three:
KJo: Why has it taken me so long to get you on this couch?
Aamir Khan: Actually, when you started your show I didn't know you very well. And whatever little I knew of you I didn't like.
KJo: *giggles nervously*

And it's only the beginning of the season. We can't wait to see what Deepika Padukone and Priyanka Chopra - actresses who've contributed to Koffee's most controversial moments - make of their alliance on the show.