Top 12 Rajinikanth jokes

It's just a week to go for India's most popular actor Rajinikanth's birthday that falls on December 12. The Kollywood superstarRajinikanth, who is fondly known as Thalaivar, has a larger-than-life presence and that includes the cyberspace. Here is a look at the most hilarious Rajinikanth jokes buzzing on the internet.

1.) Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud in his house!
2.) Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
3.) Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
4.) Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
5.) Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
6.) If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
7.) Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'.
8.) Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
9.) Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
10.) When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11.) Rajinikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!
12. When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajinikanth!"