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abjbdishiuw

@abjbdishiuw

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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: you2

Sanjay Leela Bhansali after Vivek Oberoi's famous press conference against Salman Khan
"He is so powerful. He knows kick-boxing and karate. Bush should call back his army from Iraq and send Vivek instead. I am very scared of Vivek. I will never be able to work with him now. I may shout at him on the sets and he may call a press conference against me. All the heroines should touch his feet for protecting their dignity...The media should be ready to cover every event at the Oberois' residence. If Vivek's dog has dysentery tomorrow, we should be prepared to hear Vivek talk about it on camera for three hours."
I am seeing this only now😆

this is howlarious!!

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d-_-b

@d-_-b

Sparkler

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

After Ajay dumped Raveena and moved on to Karisma, Raveena taunted them with a headline on the cover of Stardust

"She can keep Ajay. I am not interested. When Ajay Karisma have babies, they will look like Zebras"...

My All time favorite quote.

Amitabh Bachchan

"I'd have loved to romance Aishwarya Rai. But I'm 58 now, so I have to play her father."

T5452- Dreams do come true. Son came handy at last.

Anu Malik

"When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings."

Must be Lady boys. Scratch that. Even they don't have that bad a taste.

Shakti Kapoor
"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over"

No wonder he is always drunk/high.

Uday Chopra about Tanisha in Neal Aur Nikki
'Since Canada is in the background of the movie, she has dressed herself according to the country and its culture.' (what does pullo have to say??)

Sun comes out just 4 days/year in Canada .Who the hell walks around in a bra. Not even over here in the desert.🤪

Rimi Sen:
Rohit Shetty is amazing as a director. He can make even a black African look pretty

W*F!!!!!!!!!

Aftab Shivdasani

I've been told that I look like Aamir Khan... but I'm sure Aamir would feel insulted if he's told that he looks like me.

Nope you are better looking than the Elfish Midget.

tushar kapoor -

"I will not sleep or rest until I am a big star in our industry"

🤣

"I can be very rough in bed. Some people like it rough. Maybe I'm not as caring as I come across. I like forcing the other party into something that they don't want to do or may not have done before."

🤣 🤣 He is talking about his hand as if its a person. The only thing touching him is his hand.

Akshaye Khanna:

The first time I was told I was sexy was when I was in kindergarten."

And the last.🤣

Edited by Melange - 12 years ago

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PigBenis

@PigBenis

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#13

Kareena in an interview with Umesh Jivnan

"I'm not at all a Salman fan. I don't like him, he's a very bad actor."

Now all she has praises and praises. Talk about being fake😆

After Ajay dumped Raveena and moved on to Karisma, Raveena taunted them with a headline on the cover of Stardust
"She can keep Ajay. I am not interested. When Ajay Karisma have babies, they will look like Zebras"...

Sanjay Leela Bhansali after Vivek Oberoi's famous press conference against Salman Khan

"He is so powerful. He knows kick-boxing and karate. Bush should call back his army from Iraq and send Vivek instead. I am very scared of Vivek. I will never be able to work with him now. I may shout at him on the sets and he may call a press conference against me. All the heroines should touch his feet for protecting their dignity...The media should be ready to cover every event at the Oberois' residence. If Vivek's dog has dysentery tomorrow, we should be prepared to hear Vivek talk about it on camera for three hours."

🤣🤣🤣

Bipasha Basu after she did 'Ajnabee' with Kareena
"I don't think I would like to do a film with [Kareena] again. I believe she called me a 'Kaali Billi'(black cat). Because at the end of the day I want to have fun."

Wow. Seems like Kareena has always been like this😳

Amitabh Bachchan
"I'd have loved to romance Aishwarya Rai. But I'm 58 now, so I have to play her father."
Anu Malik

"When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings."

Shakti Kapoor
"The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over"

Tharki buddhas🤢

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MakhannMalaai

@MakhannMalaai

Trailblazer

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#14

Kareena called Bipasha kaali billi I totally missed that one.. waaaoo Kareena is pretty snobby

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870349

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Posted: 12 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: czarcastic.

this is howlarious!!

That is funny especially considering Salman and SLB aren't close now

But this prooves the reasons film offers for VO dried up was not Salman but the fact everyone thought if they piss VO off he will do the same press conference nonsense everytime 😆

Edited by Maroonporsche - 12 years ago

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kitkataha

@kitkataha

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

Aish and Salman...:(:( Sometimes I wish they cross paths and just talk about how things were. I do not think they ever got a proper closure. Both have moved on obviously but both have morphed into completely different individuals since their break up too. I don't want them to be romantically linked again but I wonder what they would talk about if they are left alone at some place. This I mean, without assuming Salman abused her or she made use of him for herself. Aishwarya more than Salman has changed. What the hell do they eat at the Bachchan household that they all turn out like this...

Edited by kitkataha - 12 years ago

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Hello_kitta

@Hello_kitta

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Posted: 12 years ago

#17

Sanjay Leela Bhansali after Vivek Oberoi's famous press conference against Salman Khan

"He is so powerful. He knows kick-boxing and karate. Bush should call back his army from Iraq and send Vivek instead. I am very scared of Vivek. I will never be able to work with him now. I may shout at him on the sets and he may call a press conference against me. All the heroines should touch his feet for protecting their dignity...The media should be ready to cover every event at the Oberois' residence. If Vivek's dog has dysentery tomorrow, we should be prepared to hear Vivek talk about it on camera for three hours."

😆

Never knew sanjay Bhansali has grate sense of hummor.

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Nitu

@BollyPC

Stunner

+ 8

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

Raveena is hilarious!! but all these are epic! 😆

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J tiger Barbie

@wat_up

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+ 7

Action Alliance

Posted: 12 years ago

#19

Raveenas remarks the best..some people were rude

Edited by wat_up - 12 years ago

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abjbdishiuw

@abjbdishiuw

Inactive

Posted: 12 years ago

#20

some more:

Kareena Kapoor -

"'I don't think any actress in the last 10-15 years has essayed such a deep role" on her role in Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon (guess coz it involved deep kissing)

"I realized, I wanted to be an actress from the day I was "out" in hospital. I think instead of the word mom, I said the word "films" (mere paas films hain)

Amisha Patel -

"While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another" (yes all 4 on your side are out of work)

I am happy I have competition. It keeps me on my toes all the while and stops me from becoming complacent. So, it works to my advantage.

Aamir and Ashutosh told me I was too beautiful to play a role in Lagaan"

Tanisha Mukherjee about her bra in Neal Aur Nikki
'And by the way, it's not a bra, it is a bikini top. I think I have the kind of body on which that bikini top looks good.'

Uday Chopra about Tanisha in Neal Aur Nikki
'Since Canada is in the background of the movie, she has dressed herself according to the country and its culture.' (what does pullo have to say??)

Kajol:
"There is no great big artistic bug in my butt."

Sherlyn Chopra:
"I am outrageous when I am topless."

(or pantless...that's when cucumbers happen)

Rakhi Sawant:

"they cut my role from Dil bole hadippa because the lead became jealous of my beauty and talent...she didnt want rakhi to becum superhit in front of her..."

Rimi Sen:
Rohit Shetty is amazing as a director. He can make even a black African look pretty

Aftab Shivdasani

I've been told that I look like Aamir Khan... but I'm sure Aamir would feel insulted if he's told that he looks like me.

tushar kapoor -

"I will not sleep or rest until I am a big star in our industry"

Harman Baweja:
"I hope Kareena is repenting not doing my film."

(and PeeCee is repenting doing it)

SRK:

I'm try-sexual. I try anything that's sexual.

(including plastic dolls)

Kajol on AIDS Awareness Day:

"It's just a little more worrisome than a common cold and it's curable, so just go out there and get it done."