Madhuri and Sridevi taking digs at each other!

Hey guys, the weekend is almost here. I am sure most of you must have had a really hectic week. This is, therefore, my quite a minuscule attempt to make you all laugh and not be stressed out as much.

To those whom I ended up offending: Much apologies. Take care. Happy Weekending!


Madhuri: Kameeni, mere ande churaake yahan omlette nahin khane ka dhong kar rahi hai?
Sridevi: Chup kar, manhoos. Kayi baar tujhe maad de chuki hoon. Badi aayi, dancing diva. Chup chaap pose de like nothing happened.


Madhuri: Aa gale la jaa nagin. Yehi mauqa hai tera ek superstar se milne ka.
Sridevi: Apni auqaat mein reh, daayan. Paise liye hain maine show karne ke. Tere jalwe dekhne ke liye nahin. Woh tu to mere devar ko Beta mein dikha chuki hai. Gale mil aur hans.


Sridevi: Itna kyun hans rahi hai? Camera udhar hai!
Madhuri: Dekh rahi hoon 90s ke baad teri botox surgeries mein kitna farq pada hai. Waise, teri baat maanke do teen injections maine bhi maar diye.


Madhuri: Hayein! Yeh kya?! Karan Johar mardaana kaise ho gaya. Yeh to treat hai!
Sridevi: Usko chhod, woh dekh aayi teri moti guru Saroj. Badnaam kar rakha tha media mein. People know me better than that.


Madhuri: Kya tu aisa kar sakti hai?
Sridvei: Nahin! Yeh kaam to sirf tu hi kar sakti hai. Very clap-abble haan!
Madhuri: Clap-abble?! 🤢 Jaake English seekh le!
Sridevi: Haan, meri nayi picture aa rahi hai, English Vinglish. I will mail you out the free passes, haan! Dekh ke ro lena ke tera comeback itna achha kyun nahin raha! 🤣
Madhuri: Whatever!


Karan: Haye, haaye, haaye! Tum donon ladti hui kitni achhi lagti ho. So the cutes! Tum donon pe mera dil aa gaya hai. Kisko doon? Kisko doon?
Madhuri: (DROOLING at Karan's fake heart): Me, me, me! I badly need it Karan! Please cast me, na!!
Sridevi: (Thinking to herself): Damn she's such a despo! Aaja Nachle didn't do wonders for her, I see.
Madhuri: Oye! Mann hi mann mein kya bak rahi hai be! Khullam khulla bol. 😡
Sridevi: Haila! Awaaz aayi kya? 😲
Madhuri: Look at my sad face! I need that heart!!! 😭
Sridevi: Dream on, darling!



Madhuri: Khush ho gayi naagin. Tujhe hi mil gaya toota foota dil.
Sridevi: Tu bas roti hi reh. Pehle meri position ke liye, aur ab Karru ke dil ke liye.

Madhuri: Hmm!
Sridevi: Hmm!

😆😆...Sridevi-Madhuri ki khul gayi pol...beech bajaria phat gaya dhol😆😆

I should be offended because I LOVE Madhuri, but this is hilarious 😆

How beautiful does Sridevi look WOW

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Thanks, everyone! Just a little stress-buster for the weekend. 😃

Madz Looks simple yet ravishing and pretty<3

Originally posted by: DulceTentacion.