Member of the Week: wat_up - Page 8

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Would you say this statue of Jain monk, Bahubali, is family appropriate?

Originally posted by: wat_up

Answered

Originally posted by: EroticGauravMad

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KOowB4k_k[/YOUTUBE]

Okay, Scenario 1 for your Jess. You are Erotic Agent Jess inspired by Mariah Carey's "Honey." Now, it is your turn to kick some *** and wear some hot bikinis to seduce your target. Who will be the IF criminal you track down? Will you be using a lot of weapons and erotic force? And will you have Erotic Agent Eraser join you in the fun? Lastly, there is a scene in the last part of the video with a hot guy. Who will be the hot guy you have fun with on the beach?

Your Mission will self destruct in 60 seconds, time to answer this and get creative!

Originally posted by: yoUR3viL

I think so too how about ANG3L?

Originally posted by: yoUR3viL

and how about a rule of thumb? all DM members girls type in PINK and boys type in BLUE. till everyone has it down pat.. 😆

Originally posted by: wat_up

Guys will answer more today and as the day goes. I may even answer in a unusual way lol

Originally posted by: blue-ice

OK jessy...here are some silly questions...give a matching silly replies to these😆

1.Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Because its actually getting Aroused 😉

2.If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

😆

3.If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Omgeee

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Because they actually want you to pass them but people don't get that point

5.Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

No idea

6.Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

7.Can blind people see their dreams?

Yes

8.Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Lol they stupid and don't see the bigger picture

9.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Maybe

10.Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually

wear any pants?

Well he's alone in the shower but when he's in public he likes going "flashing" lol

11.If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

Because number one is Eraser

12.What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice?

No idea

13.Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? I gueds

14.If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit? On the ground

15.It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them? Omgeee, then they be endangered

16.If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success? No

17.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?no

18.Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?

Yes because the best come last

19.Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Lol

20.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? No idea

21.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Yes

22.Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?lol

23.If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? No it should not be

24.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?yes

25.If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Grant it because that what they actually want

26.Why doesn't the armpit hair have split ends?

27.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? Yes