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The Karisma who gave us a fashion hemorrhage
The Bitch was a little worried the other day, what with almost everyone going under the knife to enhance their looks.
Remember in the 90s there were so many Ugly Ducklings around? Karisma ,Urmila ,Kajol,so many of them.
We'll pick Lolo for today and thank her whole heartedly for doing away with what spooked us in broad daylight. The Bitch takes a walk down memory lane and recalls what Lolo did to us.
Check 1
Guess who's the hero. Hmmm...forget it. Guess who the heroine is. Tedious isn't it? We gave up then and there.
We saw Lolo in her first film and prayed never to see her gain. She looked like Babita gone wrong somewhere, not that Babs was a stunner in her days.
The first thing we noticed were her bushy eyebrows which could be home to many wild beasts. Jungle it was. Her hairstyle was clearly a result of shoving her head in a socket.
We don't even want to discuss her sense of dressing .It was appalling! Period. And she was prancing around like a monkey in heat!
Check 2
Goodness! Take a look at the gawky Barbie doll.The eyebrows again appear like tar coated streets. The eyes are so blue, we want to swim and fish in them . And don't you dare miss the bloody lipstick. Dulhan bani chudail it seems. The garish jewellery is weighing down her already pan caked face.
And what's with the 'ghoongat mein' come hither look? We're running.
Check 3
The film's cult comedy status owes a lot to Lolo's sartorial sense. It brought the house down. The puffed up hair is such a downer.
And check out those huge white earrings, heavier than the ears they adorn. But what is she wearing??!!
A leotard it seems. But probably when she looked at the mirror, the hind hugging leotard scared her. She quickly cut an apron in a way to accentuate her figure. But The Bitch thinks it looks like a worn out underwear.
Eeks chee puke! But we rolled with laughter.
Check 4
Can't get enough of her man. The puffed up hair becomes wavy and disturbing to look at. We're tired of the eyebrows now. That huge bindi? Eewww! But its her jewellery that takes the cake.
It's so wannabe wanna shine gold, we're furious! The necklace has a huge gold 'barfi' in the centre? Any mithai shop missing a milk cake?
The top is so shamelessly over the top , it puts the tie and dye business to shame. Or did she just return from a Holi bash? We wonder.
Check 5
Yikes! What's that? The ghastly high waist jeans (if they are) are almost touching the bust. Ouch! The zip makes The Bitch shudder! The curly hair is a departure from her wavy/puffed up hair in the past, but does it help? Not one bit.
The chicken goes on to team up the jeans with a red jacket, or sweater, or cardigan is it? Who even cares? The green T inside completes the Christmas tree look, we swear. And before we call it a day, let's not miss the Dorothy shoes.
Lolo seems to have kept them since her school days, the socks however are missing. We're bloating with gratitude for that Lolo.
If you've survived at the end of this, The Bitch suggests a Long Island iced tea. Rush!
The Bitch was a little worried the other day, what with almost everyone going under the knife to enhance their looks.
Remember in the 90s there were so many Ugly Ducklings around? Karisma ,Urmila ,Kajol,so many of them.
We'll pick Lolo for today and thank her whole heartedly for doing away with what spooked us in broad daylight. The Bitch takes a walk down memory lane and recalls what Lolo did to us.
Check 1
Guess who's the hero. Hmmm...forget it. Guess who the heroine is. Tedious isn't it? We gave up then and there.
We saw Lolo in her first film and prayed never to see her gain. She looked like Babita gone wrong somewhere, not that Babs was a stunner in her days.
The first thing we noticed were her bushy eyebrows which could be home to many wild beasts. Jungle it was. Her hairstyle was clearly a result of shoving her head in a socket.
We don't even want to discuss her sense of dressing .It was appalling! Period. And she was prancing around like a monkey in heat!
Check 2
Goodness! Take a look at the gawky Barbie doll.The eyebrows again appear like tar coated streets. The eyes are so blue, we want to swim and fish in them . And don't you dare miss the bloody lipstick. Dulhan bani chudail it seems. The garish jewellery is weighing down her already pan caked face.
And what's with the 'ghoongat mein' come hither look? We're running.
Check 3
The film's cult comedy status owes a lot to Lolo's sartorial sense. It brought the house down. The puffed up hair is such a downer.
And check out those huge white earrings, heavier than the ears they adorn. But what is she wearing??!!
A leotard it seems. But probably when she looked at the mirror, the hind hugging leotard scared her. She quickly cut an apron in a way to accentuate her figure. But The Bitch thinks it looks like a worn out underwear.
Eeks chee puke! But we rolled with laughter.
Check 4
Can't get enough of her man. The puffed up hair becomes wavy and disturbing to look at. We're tired of the eyebrows now. That huge bindi? Eewww! But its her jewellery that takes the cake.
It's so wannabe wanna shine gold, we're furious! The necklace has a huge gold 'barfi' in the centre? Any mithai shop missing a milk cake?
The top is so shamelessly over the top , it puts the tie and dye business to shame. Or did she just return from a Holi bash? We wonder.
Check 5
Yikes! What's that? The ghastly high waist jeans (if they are) are almost touching the bust. Ouch! The zip makes The Bitch shudder! The curly hair is a departure from her wavy/puffed up hair in the past, but does it help? Not one bit.
The chicken goes on to team up the jeans with a red jacket, or sweater, or cardigan is it? Who even cares? The green T inside completes the Christmas tree look, we swear. And before we call it a day, let's not miss the Dorothy shoes.
Lolo seems to have kept them since her school days, the socks however are missing. We're bloating with gratitude for that Lolo.
If you've survived at the end of this, The Bitch suggests a Long Island iced tea. Rush!
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