December 16, 2008 2:09:48 PM IST Sampurn, Bollywood Trade News Network |
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ADITYA CHOPRA |
These are i) The item song 'Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte' featuring five leading ladies and ii) the entire Sumo wrestling sequence
Picture this. The first sequence comes when Anushka starts dreaming while watching her zillionth film with Shah Rukh Khan in a run down single screen theater, somewhere in Amritsar. Suddenly, the boring actors on the big screen disappear and Shah Rukh Khan emerges. He becomes Raj Kapoor, Dev Anand, Shammi Kapoor, Rajesh Khanna and Rishi Kapoor for Kajol, Bipasha Basu, Lara Dutta, Preity Zinta and Rani Mukherjee respectively for no rhyme or reason.
Chalo maan liya that one should suspend one's disbelief for moments like this but what happened to choreography here? The sets are all fine but dance moves lack the zing (and get completely lost in the attempted spoof) while picturisation is boring even with good chunk of money being spent on creating the sets. Really, what a disappointment and something that was just not warranted. If one recollects, when Farah Khan and Sajid Khan attempted bringing in stars for their songs 'Deewangee' [OM SHANTI OM] and 'Hey Baby' [HEYY BABYY] respectively, it made sense and also made impact. Here, it does neither!
Well, even this tangent may have worked had the wrestling sequence being picturised with either panache or humor. But nahi, it turns out to be so pedestrian that one almost imagines yesteryear comedian Rajendra Nath (may his soul rest in peace) doing some jumping around in a 60s film. Now this one just didn't suit Shah Rukh Khan's standing as an actor; the excuse of him being merely playing a character is damned. The sequence neither works with children, nor adults and when Suri puts a 'Sorry' note for Taani, he may as well have been doing that for the poor audience for whom this sequence acts as not just a speed breaker but a flat tyre.
Frankly, what was Aditya Chopra and his creative team thinking when they decided to fit in these sequences in the film? In any case, the film's running length is close to 2:45 hours and these two sequences contribute not less than 15 minutes to the narrative. Of course, it is easier said than done to have these sequences removed from the film today but why didn't these glaring chinks in the armor of RAB NE BANA DI JODI emerge during the scripting itself?
Well, we have been left wondering though in the wake of film's huge success, which is pretty much on the cards, one sincerely hopes that blemishes like these are buried and forgotten and we celebrate the revival of Bollywood with a money spinner leading the way as we move into 2009!
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