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| Some interesting Bollywood SMSes… |
| By IndiaFM News Bureau, September 12, 2005 - 09:30 IST |
| Of late, there have been some interesting SMSes related to Bollywood doing the rounds in the industry. We present some of the cool ones below. (The article has to be taken in a light spirit; no offence meant to anyone described herein) What is Mallika Sherawat's method of taking revenge? It's tits for tat Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas? Any self-respecting man would do so if the two beautiful ladies around him would sing 'Dildo La Re Dildo La Re..' What is the appropriate title for a movie, which stars A.K Hangal and Chunky Pandey? Hangal Pandey What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up? Beta Uth Jaa Warna Salman Aa Jaayega (Get up else Salman will come) Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation? 'Bra'zil and 'Thai'land How would you express your good wishes to Mallika Sherawat? Bust of Luck! Why did the makers of the MMS clip use Mallika's lookalike to create the said clip? Because Mallika's expertise does not lie in acting in a short po*n clip but creating po*n out of movies. What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size? Adnan Semi. Why do the exhibitors and distributors prefer to call Mangal Pandey as The Rising? Because of The'ir' Rising temperatures The SMS which described the debacle of Swades in overseas At first the prints went by air, then by water and then by land. And who got it back? We… The People. If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called? Vivek-Obey-Rai What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and Pepsi? Bun Tea and Bubbly |
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