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VAZ2011

@VAZ2011

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#11

I have promised rajnikant ji that I wont joke on PB since he once asked me PB??? who PB??? so am lip-sealed 😉

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51559

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Posted: 14 years ago

#12

Breaking News:

Pooja Bedi press conference karte karte roo pari 🤣 🤣

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Naureen

@naureenfizz

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: _Pentaminous_
Breaking News:

Pooja Bedi press conference karte karte roo pari 🤣 🤣

Aur uss ko dekh k saari dunya hans parri

One More Joke

PoB to Sky and Juhi!! Mujay Mahek nahi pasand hai

Sky to PoB!! Yeh to mujay patta hai!! Dont worry mein saal mein eik baar hee nahata hoon, mujh mein se bhans aati hai mahek mujay bhi nahi pasand hai

Juhi to PoB in her childish language!! Pooja Dee Pooja Dee mein bhi bauhat Aloo Paratha khaati hoon Mahek mujay bhi nahi pasand hai

PoB!! Hahahahahahahahah!! Issi liye tum dono mujay achay lagtay hoo!! Meri Bhooki ohh nahi nahi meri Cookiee!!! Slyyy ohh nahi nahi Skyy!!

Edited by sweetrahz - 14 years ago

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RainbowWarrior

@RainbowWarrior

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#14

Taking real quotes from Dracula and imagining PooB's versions... 😉

"I bent over him, and tried to find any sign of life, but in vain."

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 4, Dracula (REAL QUOTE)

"I jumped on to him, and tried to give him a 'friendship' kiss, but in vain, the cameras still caught me" - Pooja Bedi, Twitter (NOT A REAL QUOTE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION 😛)

"But, oh, Mina, I love him; I love him; I love him!"

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 5, Dracula

"Daddy, I love him! But it's only friendship, only friendship, only friendship!" - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

"a man, tall and thin, and ghastly pale... I crept behind It, and gave It my knife; but the knife went through It, empty as the air."

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 7, Dracula

"a woman, younger and prettier, and nasty as hell... I gossiped about her, and spoke so many lies; but the lies all backfired! BB is so unfair!" - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

"Between me and the moonlight flitted a great bat, comeing and going in great, whirling circles."

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 8, Dracula

"Between Kishmish and Cookie, Sunny and Sky sometimes fitted, coming and going, under the green room blanket" - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

"I don't want to talk to you: you don't count now; the Master is at hand."

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 8, Dracula

"I don't listen to Mahekians, they are only two in number; my fans are the greatest" - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

"I am here to do Your bidding, Master. I am Your slave..."

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 8, Dracula

"I am waiting for Sky's exit. He is mine, and I am his" 🤢 - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

"All over! all over! He has deserted me."

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 9, Dracula

"It's rigged! It's fixed! BB has cheated us." - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

"The blood is the life!"

- Bram Stoker, Chapter 11, Dracula

"Twitter is my life, I have no where else to go!" 😆 - Pooja Bedi, Twitter

Edited by RainbowWarrior - 14 years ago

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khamosshhh

@khamosshhh

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 14 years ago

#15

Y did PB take panga wid Salman?

Coz fools rush in where angels fear to tread.😆

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51559

Suspended

Posted: 14 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: sweetrahz

Aur uss ko dekh k saari dunya hans parri

One More Joke

PoB to Sky and Juhi!! Mujay Mahek nahi pasand hai

Sky to PoB!! Yeh to mujay patta hai!! Dont worry mein saal mein eik baar hee nahata hoon, mujh mein se bhans aati hai mahek mujay bhi nahi pasand hai

Juhi to PoB in her childish language!! Pooja Dee Pooja Dee mein bhi bauhat Aloo Paratha khaati hoon Mahek mujay bhi nahi pasand hai

PoB!! Hahahahahahahahah!! Issi liye tum dono mujay achay lagtay hoo!! Meri Bhooki ohh nahi nahi meri Cookiee!!! Slyyy ohh nahi nahi Skyy!!

🤣🤣

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ps_saintpaul

@ps_saintpaul

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: sweetrahz

Aur uss ko dekh k saari dunya hans parri

One More Joke

PoB to Sky and Juhi!! Mujay Mahek nahi pasand hai

Sky to PoB!! Yeh to mujay patta hai!! Dont worry mein saal mein eik baar hee nahata hoon, mujh mein se bhans aati hai mahek mujay bhi nahi pasand hai

Juhi to PoB in her childish language!! Pooja Dee Pooja Dee mein bhi bauhat Aloo Paratha khaati hoon Mahek mujay bhi nahi pasand hai

PoB!! Hahahahahahahahah!! Issi liye tum dono mujay achay lagtay hoo!! Meri Bhooki ohh nahi nahi meri Cookiee!!! Slyyy ohh nahi nahi Skyy!!

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