I have to make a confession.
I have made a sad realization, that in my own small way, I too have a SKY hidden inside me.😳
It surfaces, when I decide to play Microsoft's Chess on my Windows-7 Premium loaded notebook,and on a day, when I am in no mood to lose! Usually I play at level 7 or 8, still win most of the times, but remember? I told you it's a day I JUST DO NOT WANT TO LOSE'..in other words, I AM SKY on such days!👏
So what do I do?
Ofcourse I set the game level at ghatiya, cheap, LEVEL ONE and beat the crap out of opposition King! 👍🏼
Like SKY, I become a maniacal sadist, first kill each and every pawn and power of the opposition army and make the opposition king a lonely, beaten kind of old man, surrounded by my menacing Queen, Bishops, Knights, Rooks and Pawns! ------Something like Sky has reduced Kid-Sid to these days! 😒
Do I kill the lone surviving King just like that? No way! At that moment, I am SKY, remember?
I give the poor King just enough space to help him move his sorry ass around and linger on with his miserable life. Just like maniacal Sky, I go on making my pawn after pawn into yet another menacing queen!
Once I have atleast Five queens, I get transformed into something like SKY on dope after killing a few Vodka bottles, laugh hysterically and with 5-6 Queens and both Rooks, mercilessly butcher, the reduced to complete misery chap----meeting a most sorry fate befitting that of a miserable beggar------well something like this:🤢🤢🤢
You got to give it to Sky. The guy is a complete Sadist. He can disintegrate your mind and senses, whether you are a hapless fellow contestant or an unsuspecting viewer!👏
Every time I watch a BB episode, the moment Sky is on screen, I quit whatever else I am paralally doing at that moment! I could stop glancing at the day's sales reports of my business, I could sit still and not even touch the Coffee mug as long as Sky baba is on screen. I am all attention and watch with complete fascination how Sky, the Master goes about his task with sadistic, meticulous precision and ruthlessness!
Take yesterday's episode. (23rd December one).😉
Any naive viewer would imagine Sky is being so nice, so decent with Amar!
What starts as an extremely friendly conversation, ends up with Sky attacking Amar's mind and breathing pace as Sky goes on relentlessly provoking him with a,"Chal, Main tere liye audience se Vote maangta hoon'.." Even as Amar is,"Maaf kar mere bhaai'..bas kar mere bhai'", Sky is like Cruiser playing Microsoft Chess at Cheap, Ghatiyaa Level one!
Sky keeps tearing at Amar's flesh with a,"Tu ladies ko weaklings kyun bolta hai??---Kyun bola tune Ladies ko weaklings?--Kyun bola? Kyun bola? Kyun bola weaklings?"😲 In cycles Amar goes through expressions of exasperation, shock, anger, helplessness, disgust with,"Maine kab bola, Maine kab bola, Maine Kab bola?"😭
But hail the Master! He is Cruising like Cruiser on Microsoft's Chess Board set at Ghatiya, Cheap, LEVEL ONE!
"Kyun Bola Amar? Kya ye dono Queens weaklings hain? Hain? Bol Amar? Bol naa??"
Sky the Master, like Cruiser the Chess Grand Master, keeps digging at it, till Sky's first Queen jumps in to pierce her fangs into Amar's delicate skin.
Queen Juhi is in obnoxious state of mind as she lets out the morning Mooli Parantha stink,"Ghatiya Low Class Aadmi-----Public will slap you Mr. Amar Upadhyay-----(Constipated one eyed expression)---You will get a tight slap Mr. Amar Upadhyay------"😡
Cruiser's Queens are increasing on Microsoft Chess Board. 👏
So are Sky's! 👏👏
Po*n Queen, most of whose most creative works include satiating more than a single person at any given point of time, chimes in with a priceless sermon,"Creepy-Creepy-Creepy---Maine usko bola-Don't pick me up, Don't Pick me Up, Don't pick me up. BUT HE PICKED ME UP.-------Maine Usko bola, put me down, put me down, put me down------HE DIDN'T PUT ME DOWN----Creepy-Creepy-Creepy Amar!"-------yeah yeah---during that rain dance for Tharkee Big Boss she means here!
You gotta give it to Sky. When Sky enters Cruiser, and when Cruiser thrashes the hapless opposition King, if Microsoft had any heart, Microsoft software should give out a message,"Cruiser you are being Sadistic and Mean---------YOU IDIOT, I DECLARE YOU A LOSER!"😡🤢
But no! -------
Just as I snuff out life out of this beaten and lonely, sad looking opposition King, Microsoft beams in with its congratulatory message---------,"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SADIST ONCE AGAIN MY DEAR?"
Big Boss too is like Microsoft I suspect.🤔
At the end of it all, Sadists like Sky or Juhi might be the ones laughing all the way to their Bank,-------even as Amar and Sid come out of the house, dejected and beaten, muttering to themselves,"Bade Be-Aabroo Hokar Tere Kooche se Nikle Hum, Big Boss..."😭😭😭
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