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Originally posted by: tejunami
M2 ispe apki kya rai hai 😆M1: mujhe lagta hai bandar ku khujli huwi thi, jungle mein khulji wala kida gum raha hoga, jo alein ne bheja hoga.M2: i agree with M1. he is right alien r back on earth, we will die, we will all die.Salman: Rohan aapne alien ko kyu nahi roka, galti apki hai 😆
Rohan : Sir main hi toh rok raha th...
Salman : Lopa! Aapne apne friend Rohan ko kaha nahi ki unki duty thi aliens ko rokna...aap sab ki jaan khatre mein thi
Lopa : Sir mein kuch bolne ki condition mein nahi thi kyunki Bani ne mujhe waist se pakda that usse mmujeh stomach pain hogaya tha aur mein bistar se uth hi nahi saki. Lekin phir bhi maine window se dekha ki Rohan hi akela bahar khada tha aur aliends se lad ...
Salman : Manu! Maine dekha ki aap aur Manveer kitchen mein chup kar aliens pe kuch phek rahe the...*starts clapping and audience also starts clapping* Good job! You are men of the week. Aaplog ne prove kar diya ke aap log hi asli tatti...*cough cough* mera matlab asli mard hai iss ghar mein."
Manu : Thank you sir.
Manveer : Thank you Bhai.
Salman : Waise aaplog kya phek rahe the?
Before M2 can speak, Bani screams , : Mere ande sir! This is so unfair! Maine kitni mehnat ki thi woh andon ko chupaane mein, sir!
Salman with wide eyes : Yeh kya kiya aapne M2? Bani ke andon se aliens ko attack kiya? Ab woh kya khayegi? Stay strong Bani sweetheart. Please go to the store room Bani...you will find a whole new crate of eggs there.
Bani runs to the storeroom screaming. " Thank you Sir! " and finds
Salman : Manu aap is season ke sabse bade anda-biter hai!
Manu : Lekin sir mein...
Salman : Rohan! Jab aapne dekha ke M2 milkar Bani ke andon ko barbaad kar rahe hai toh aapne kuch kiya kyun nahi? Aapki wajah se Bani bhooki rahegi ab...kya aapka intention tha ke woh bhooki rahe? Kya aapne apne mind pe bana liya tha ke aap iss tara se Bani ko ...
Rohan : Sir aap suniye toh...
Salman : Mujhe kuch sunne ki zaroorat nahi hai Rohan. Maine sab dekha hai. Maine dekha ke aap apni best friend ki rival se kitni dushmani kar rahe the...
Feeling too upset with the biased-ness of this planet, Rohan decides to join the aliens and goes away with them...
But before he leaves he leaves an important message for BB and Salman :
But all BB cares about is that their laadli's happiness
omg...good work
ohhh myy goddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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