Buniyaadi Farak :
Differences n' Similarity between ManMohan Singh n' Azaz Khan !
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a) Ek Bolta hi Nahin,... aur,... Doosara, tau bas Bolta hi jaa raha hai... !
b) Ek 'Mem-Saheb' ( Gaumatey) ke peechhe haath dho kar pada hai,... Doosare ke peechhe, 'Mem-Saheb' haath dho kar padi raheti hai !
c) Ek " Singh is King " se famous hai,... Doosara,... " My name is Khan and I am not a Murderer" Se !
d) Ek bolta hai,... "Romeo Naam Mera,.. Chori Hai kaam Mera ! Doosara bolta hai,... " Puppet hai Naam mera ,... 'Coal-Gate' hai Kaam mera,.. !
e ) Ek bolta hai,... " Ek Numbeeer " ( I wanna go yeki ( peshaab ) ) !! Doosara bolta hai,... " Dau Number,... ( I wanna go Beki ( sandaash ) ) !!!
f) Ek Kaam-Chor hai,... Doosara Choro ke Kaam aata hai ! ( RE: Satyum Shivam Scandalam ! )
g) Ek jeeyada-tar Blue Turban mein paya jaata hai,... Doosara Blue filmO' mein,... !!
h ) Ek ka Bheja hi nahin hai, tau log kahete hai ki "Kabhi-Kabhaar bhaade pe bhi le liya karo,...!!" Doosara ka, hai tau sahi,... par woh apna "org. wrap" se kholta hi nahin, aur bas bhaade ka hi istemaal kiye jaa raha hai !!!
i) Ek ka Bio-Data ( Resume ) bada powerful hai,... Doosare ki Beard-Daadhi powerful hai !
j ) Ek Finance Minister rah chuka hai,... Doosara 'Finance se bhi Sinister' Ho chuka hai !!
k) Ek sirf Bhai-Log ki Jubaan hi bolta hai,... Doosara,
Logo se, Bhai-Bapa karne par bhi, Jubaan hi nahin Boltaa !
l) Ek 'Cambridge' mein Professor rah chuka hai,...Doosara, Cam ( video Camera ) pe Bridge baandhne ki vazah se,... Gohar ko professorship dene ki uul de raha hai !
m) Ek Bigg Boss ke ghar mein, koi bhi task poori Sidhhat se nahin karta,... Doosara,... Bharat ke Desh mein,... !!
n) Ek sense-less hai,... Doosara spine-less hai,... !!
o) Ek ne Ghar mein 'Heaven' naam ka Pet paal liya hai,...
Doosara,... Desh mein khud ek 'Pet' ban kar videshiO' ko 'Heaven' ki bhraanti kara raha hai !
p) Ek Reel life mein Hero hai,... Dosara Real life mein Zero hai !
q) Ek ne "Raktacharitra " mein role jo kiya, toh slogan raha : Vande Mataram ! Doosare ne,... khud ke Charitra pe Rakta firo ke slogan jo diya : Vande Mata Rome !
r) Ek sare-aam MaVaali hai,... Doosara,... Desh ka Vaali hote huye bhi, aam ki tarah sara huaa hai !
s) Ek ke baare mein logon ko aashaa rahi thii , ki woh " Kammo" se jeet jaaye ! Dosare ke baare mein log aashaa bas yeh hi karte hai ,... ki woh " NaMo" se haar jaaye !
t) Ek, sab kuchh, shero-shayari mein, gaa kar hi sunaa deta hai,... !! Doosara, shero-shayari sun ne ke baad bhi tau, nahin gaata !
u ) Ek akkal ka andhaa hai,... Doosare ne, Chaar aankh hote huye bhi, akkal ki poodi, jo kaas kar baandhi hai,... Khol ne ka naam hi nahin deta !!
And,.. Last but not the least,...
t) Ek ghar mein, logon ko " Kutte ka Paani " bhi pila deta hai ! Doosara,... desh ka Paani bhi, Kutton Ko pila deta hai !
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Waah Ri Bhagwan,.. Teri ajeeb si Maaya !
Kahin Dhoop,... Kahin Saaya !
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Edited by Nikita_150 - 11 years ago
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