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"Salman, Armaan hit me with a mopping stick really badly during car task. See my bruises. I am now getting lot of panic attacks." Sofia broke into tears.
"Abe chup kar nahin to aur maroonga." Armaan growled.
"Hmmm.. What was Kushal doing when it happened ?" Salman queried.
"I think he had taken a sleeping pill and was sound asleep inside. He had a little fever." Kamya answered.
Salman removed his coat and was rolling up sleeves of his shirt. His face was stern.
"Kushal, is this true ? Dont deny it. 84 cameras have captured that when innocent, charming, kind-hearted Armaan was beating Sofia, you were asleep inside. Did it not occur to you to wake up for lady's safety and honour ?"
"Very bad Kushal. Not cool."
"Yes Salman." Now Armaan chipped in. "I was so shocked. Poor Sofia was crying buckets and this shameless guy was snoring loudly. Kushal, kuch to sharam kar. Nari ki izzat kar. " Armaan was wild with anger and was about to attack Kushal, but was restrained with great difficulty.
"Armaan, please control your emotions. I hardly know you, we are practically strangers but I understand your noble feelings." Salman continued in a soft voice.
Salman:Boliye, Armaan, agar aap is situation main Kushal ki jagah hote to kya karte ?
Armaan:Sir, agar main maraa bhi hota to definitely ladki ki help karne ke liye ooth jaata. I feel so bad that I could not help Sofia that day because I was busy beating her.
My sher... Tanisha was swollen with pride.
Salman:Dekha Kushal? Kuch seekho Armaan se. Armaan was always helpful since childhood. I remember, a guy bumped into Sohail while playing football and then Sohail and Armaan and I played with a different kind of a football. That guy had to use help for potty for 3 months."
Armaan and Salman broke into equine laughter together shadowing Sofia's wailing.
Armaan was also warming to past memories. "Aur dost, remember the girl we clubbed together on your farmhouse because she refused to enact that super funny "chedilal ka paadana" scene? Those were magical days."
Salman was rolling on the floor with laughter. "Ajaz is baat pe ek paadana ho jaye. Sofia please stop crying, we can hardly hear Ajaz's fart."
Then Salman checked himself. Very serious. "But Armaan please clarify in front of camera, how many girls did we beat together ?"
Armaan: I individually beat several and I am sure you must have lost count too. But together hardly 4-5.
Salman:Hardly 4-5.. So we dont know each other that well ?
Armaan:Thats right, mere pyaare dost. We hardly know each other.
"Anyway, bahut ho gaya hasi mazak, thoda serious ho jaate hain Sofia ko lekar. So Kushal, mere Kumbhakarna." Salman's face hardened.
"What do you have to say about your horrible, disgusting behaviour ? Poora Hindusthan is asking.. Has he completely lost it ?"
"But Salmaaa..aaan." Gauhar could no longer take it lying down. "Why are you blaming Kushal ? Sangram and Andy were right there sitting in the car. They did not bother to come out and help Sofia."
Sangy was now seriously annoyed and started his warm up coughing sequence but Salman interrupted.
"Sangy. I will answer on your behalf. Agar Andy aur Sangy dont want to take a stand then it's their choice.Unki marzi. Poora Hindusthan is proud of you two. Sangy,I must applaud. You showed great restraint and handled the situation very calmly by sitting inside the car and not intervening. Andy, you are now favorite of all woman beaters. Vote for Andy."
Gauhar: And what about Armaan? He beat Sofia.
Salman: We will take a small break.
Now Kushal and Gauhar had completely given up defending themselves. They could sense hatred towards them in air. Andy was looking shocked. Sangy had a look of constipation and annoyance. Armaan was on the verge of another assualt on Kushal while Tanisha was staring at them with contempt.
Salman comforted Sofia. "Sofia, dont worry. We will get best lawyers and file a case against Kushal. You have full support of Colors and I."
" And Kushal, I have been very fair. If I find UnfairSalman trending again, then it shows your PR is working overtime from Lucknow. VERY BAD KUSHAL.. VERY BAD"
"Abe chup kar nahin to aur maroonga." Armaan growled.
"Hmmm.. What was Kushal doing when it happened ?" Salman queried.
"I think he had taken a sleeping pill and was sound asleep inside. He had a little fever." Kamya answered.
Salman removed his coat and was rolling up sleeves of his shirt. His face was stern.
"Kushal, is this true ? Dont deny it. 84 cameras have captured that when innocent, charming, kind-hearted Armaan was beating Sofia, you were asleep inside. Did it not occur to you to wake up for lady's safety and honour ?"
"Very bad Kushal. Not cool."
"Yes Salman." Now Armaan chipped in. "I was so shocked. Poor Sofia was crying buckets and this shameless guy was snoring loudly. Kushal, kuch to sharam kar. Nari ki izzat kar. " Armaan was wild with anger and was about to attack Kushal, but was restrained with great difficulty.
"Armaan, please control your emotions. I hardly know you, we are practically strangers but I understand your noble feelings." Salman continued in a soft voice.
Salman:Boliye, Armaan, agar aap is situation main Kushal ki jagah hote to kya karte ?
Armaan:Sir, agar main maraa bhi hota to definitely ladki ki help karne ke liye ooth jaata. I feel so bad that I could not help Sofia that day because I was busy beating her.
My sher... Tanisha was swollen with pride.
Salman:Dekha Kushal? Kuch seekho Armaan se. Armaan was always helpful since childhood. I remember, a guy bumped into Sohail while playing football and then Sohail and Armaan and I played with a different kind of a football. That guy had to use help for potty for 3 months."
Armaan and Salman broke into equine laughter together shadowing Sofia's wailing.
Armaan was also warming to past memories. "Aur dost, remember the girl we clubbed together on your farmhouse because she refused to enact that super funny "chedilal ka paadana" scene? Those were magical days."
Salman was rolling on the floor with laughter. "Ajaz is baat pe ek paadana ho jaye. Sofia please stop crying, we can hardly hear Ajaz's fart."
Then Salman checked himself. Very serious. "But Armaan please clarify in front of camera, how many girls did we beat together ?"
Armaan: I individually beat several and I am sure you must have lost count too. But together hardly 4-5.
Salman:Hardly 4-5.. So we dont know each other that well ?
Armaan:Thats right, mere pyaare dost. We hardly know each other.
"Anyway, bahut ho gaya hasi mazak, thoda serious ho jaate hain Sofia ko lekar. So Kushal, mere Kumbhakarna." Salman's face hardened.
"What do you have to say about your horrible, disgusting behaviour ? Poora Hindusthan is asking.. Has he completely lost it ?"
"But Salmaaa..aaan." Gauhar could no longer take it lying down. "Why are you blaming Kushal ? Sangram and Andy were right there sitting in the car. They did not bother to come out and help Sofia."
Sangy was now seriously annoyed and started his warm up coughing sequence but Salman interrupted.
"Sangy. I will answer on your behalf. Agar Andy aur Sangy dont want to take a stand then it's their choice.Unki marzi. Poora Hindusthan is proud of you two. Sangy,I must applaud. You showed great restraint and handled the situation very calmly by sitting inside the car and not intervening. Andy, you are now favorite of all woman beaters. Vote for Andy."
Gauhar: And what about Armaan? He beat Sofia.
Salman: We will take a small break.
After break, Salma was again in foul mood.
"Kushal, Do you know Hiroo aunty ? Do you know that for last 3 days she is suffering froma bout of diahrrea. Her family doctor admitted to give her wrong medicine because he was mentally disturbed by your behaviour. Millions of doctors are giving wrong medicines. For you own sake, pray that she gets better soon."
Now Kushal and Gauhar had completely given up defending themselves. They could sense hatred towards them in air. Andy was looking shocked. Sangy had a look of constipation and annoyance. Armaan was on the verge of another assualt on Kushal while Tanisha was staring at them with contempt.
Salman comforted Sofia. "Sofia, dont worry. We will get best lawyers and file a case against Kushal. You have full support of Colors and I."
" And Kushal, I have been very fair. If I find UnfairSalman trending again, then it shows your PR is working overtime from Lucknow. VERY BAD KUSHAL.. VERY BAD"
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