BB7 KE KYA KAHANE - PART 1

Ajaz:(little taken aback with candid reply) Haan matlab ?
Sofia:Haan. Main parason Kamya ko bola ke aap ghatiya mawali aadami hota. Aap oos din, came on to me, toh muze aap pervert bhi laga. Maine Gauhar ko bhi bola ke aap bahut dirty ho. Bartan theek saaf nahin karate. Khushal ko bhi bola ke..
Ajaz:(now deflated)Hmmm. ok. mat bolna..
Sofia:(continues uninterrupted)Khushal ko bhi bola ke Ajaaz kamchor hain
Ajaz:(now in tears) maaf karo meri maan. Galati ho gayi.
Sofia: Haan

Scene 2
The following conversation requires a person with a strong misplaced trust in own self-righteousness, a complete disinterest in anyone's opinion but your own and a booming voice that easily drowns a brawl of 100 fishmongers.

Ajaz:Khan-Saab. wo toilet

Gauhar:Ajaz.. Listen to me..You have to clean the toilet alone. I know your both arms are sore, but Kushal cut himself while shaving and poor baby is snuggled in the blanket. He is so unwell that he can not catch all of my flying kisses. Not a single word Ajaz.. Get to work.

Ajaz:Par Khan-Saab mein ye..
Gauhar:Ajaz,Ajaz. Ek minute. Let me finish what I am saying in next few hours. Muze samaz nahi aata...

Gauhar ensconced in sofa lecturing Ajaz who is standing obediently while other house-mates happily enjoy lunch and dinner.
Finally Ajaz, interrupts Gauhar.

Ajaz:(howling)Khan-Saab. Main ye bolna chahta tha ke toilet saaf kar liya hain but ab lagta hain ke usko fir-se ganda karne ka time aa gaya hain.

Scene 3
The following echo technique is very effective to parry strong foul mouthed opponent.

Armaan:Natak karna mat. Nahin to pakad ke maroonga.
Kushal:Tu bhi natak mat karna nahin to pakad ke maroonga.
Armaan:Abe chal, hawa aane de.
Kushal:Tu chal, chal hawa aane de.

Ajaz:Wo pet me kuch gudbud hain isliye hawa aa raha hain. Bura mat soonghna..
Arman, Kushal little confused due to Ajaz's interruption, resume fight.

Armaan:Abe apni aukat mein rehana nahi to theek nahin hoga.
Kushal: Tu bhi aukaat mein rehana nahi to tera bhi theek nahin hoga.
Armaan:Copycat. main jo bolta hoon wohi bolta hain.
Kushal:Copycat. Main jo bhi pehale sochata hoon wohi bolta hain.

Scene 4
A seemingly harmless conversation can also lead to explosion.

Andy:Prats, I heard Air India serves baingan bharta on flights. Is that true ? I attended my friends wedding and was served aaloo-baingan sabzi, baingan pakore, baingan lassagna and baingan biryaani. The day is not far off when we will have baingan cereals, baingan milk with baingan toast for breakfast. Baingan is such a mushy, disgusting, pukeworthy, yucckky vegetable.

Prats:(explodes)ANDY ENOUGH.
Innocent Andy:(with concern) Kya hua ? I was spraying BAYGON. Are you allergic to it ?

Scene 5
Ajaz, an apostle of Gandhiji, has immortalised Gandhji's 'bura mat bolo, bura mat suno, bura mat dekho' with his own extension - bura mat mano. He is having a friendly conversation with Kushal.

Ajaz:(all smiling) Sofia ne poocha tere jaise bandar ke haath Khan-saab jaisa phool aaya kaise ? Main gussa ho gaya. Bola Sofia ko ke muze bola wo theek hain, Khan-saab ko bologi to woh sacchai bardasht nahi kar payegi. Bura mat manna.
Kushal, an extreme opposite of Chacha Choudhary, thanks Ajaz for being so considerate.

Ajaz:Kutte ka paani tumhe bowl se pilayaa to Heaven bahot gussa ho gayan aur meri chaddi kheench rahan tha. Andy ne oos bowl ko dettol se dho daala phir jaake mera chaddi choot gaya. Bura mat manna.
Kushal:You are right.Andy itna boora nahin hain.

Ajaz:Kushal bhai. Tu pehla aadmi hain jisko buddhe ne sorry bola. Jab tum mumble karte ho buddha dus bar sorry, excuse me bolta hain. Bura mat manna.
Kushal proudly flexes his muscles.

Ajaz: Main jab Appa bana tha tab muze Andy tumse jyaada sexy lag raha tha. Main socha ke agar mujhe tum pasand nahi aayen to... Khan-saab ka taste to mere se jaada accha hain. Unhe tum ?(laughs loudly)Bura mat manna.
Kushal:hahahaha(gives hifi to Ajaz)

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