BIG BOSS Ka Sabse Bada Loser-Naakamiyon Ka Baadshah Episode!

** Check these threads for ALL MY FUN-TOPICS of BB-7 Season**

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-saath-7/3761990/laugh-if-laugh-all-bb-7-fun-topics-of-cruiser-mania

https://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com

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GAUHAR (Reading out Big Boss ka Aadesh): Big Boss ke ghar ke sabhi Sadasya, alag-alag kshetron se sambandh rakhte hain! ----------Aap sabhi apne apne kshetron mein bharpoor anubhav aur safalta praapt kar ke aaye hain!-------------Yahaan har kisi ki alag pehchaan hai, jo aap sabko ek doosre se alag karti hai! ---------------------Safalta aur Naakamiyaan, isi Jeevan ke do pehloo hain aur har insaan ki zindagi mein nirantar, aate hi rehte hain!-----Big Boss aapko ek mauka de rahe hain, ki aap ye saabit kar sakein ki ghar ke anya sadasyon ke muquable aap kitne bade Loser hain aur kitni Naakaamiyaan jhel chuke hain! 🤓-------------Sabse bade naakam insaan, yaani ki loser ko, Big Boss SABSE BADA LOSER, NAAKAMIYON KA BAADSHAAH khitaab denge aur 5 Lakh rupaye ka vishesh puraskaar bhi pradaan karenge! 👏----------Baahar Garden area mein, aapko ek se lekar 13 tak, number lage stand ke peechhe khada hona hai.----Is prakriya mein 1 number ka pad, sabse zyaada naakaam Insaan ko graham karna hai, aur 13 number ka pad, sabse kam naakaam insaan konay,.----------------Nirnay aapko, aapsi sehmati se karna hai!...OK...Chhooo!

All come outside and Asif is off the blocks first.

ASIF: OK, Faast hom bolega. -Isshh ghor mein, sobse baada looozaaar, hom hai! 😕-----Kiyaa kyaa hai hom laaif mein?----Koi filim noheen, koi tele-bhizaan Seriaaal neheen-----faaltu-faaltu ramp walk!😕-------Baaki baat chhodo!---------- Saala Baangali hokar is ghaar mein 3 week hua, Paans Keelo feesh tok neheen mila homko! ----Baangali bina pheesh, is Telly-bhizaan without Deesh, India-Pakistan without Peesh and an Aantii without Neesh!😭

GAUHAR: 😡 O Hello! You cannot be the biggest loser. Excuse me-------us din sabse successful claim mein aapne bola thha naa, ki Salman Khan ne bola aapko sabse jyaada vote mile, --------aap sabse jyaada hot male hain----😲

ASIF: Dhoor!-----Shaala---kaahe ka Hot? Hain? Saala Du-Du haath mein Jhaaru pakaaad ke poora ghor mein Jhaaru logaata hoon, ---daily-daily tum shob logon ka Paans-paans keelo Taatti saaf korta hoon 😡----------------Aur Sobse jyaada Bhoat maane?-----------Khan Sahab ka toh aadat hai Mozaak korne ka!😕----Bhoting deekhata hai kya kobhi? -------Joke maara wu bhi, hom bhi! I am the naambaar Vaan Loozaar!😭

APURVA: Tel lene jaao Asif aap, aur aap baaki log bhi. --------Because Main is ghar mein sabse jyaada naakaam insaan hoon. Kiya kya hai maine Zindagi mein? Hain?---Jassi Jaisi Koi Naheen Serial Ki Star Mona Singh ka Sadi hui Lassi jaise Boss waala role? 🤢----Shahrukh Ji ke saath Pardes mein ek chhota sa role kiya aur, Junior artistes ne bhi saaf mana kar diya future mein mere saath kaam karne se. --------I am the biggest loser here.😔

SHILPA (Rotating eyes): Aah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Aap kaise ho gaye sabse bade loser Patidev Ji? ---Karna-dharna toh thha hi kya, Rave party mein pakdi gayi aapke saath aur mera toh Drug test bhi positive aaya. Main hoon 5 lakh ki asli haqdaar!😡

APURVA (long pause): 😲 Shhh..hhh! --------Theek hai. Aap mujhse badi loser ho. (whispers)...Shhh.hhh chuppp...just zip it-------- Bas 5 lakh ghar mein aane chaahiye. Shhh--hhh!😳

ARMAAN KOHLI: 😡 CHUPP KARO! ----Mujhse bada naakaam insaan is ghar mein kahaan se ho sakta hai? Hain?----Kuchh toh soch samajh ke bolo!--------------Meri sabse badi naakaami hai, main waqt se 20 saal pehle paida hua! -------20 Saal baad paida hota toh Papa Multiplex culture ke zamaane mein films banaate, aur meri har film, 50 crore ka dhandha karti kam se kam!...😡

SANGRAM: 😲 Ye toh galt baat hai Armaan Bhai. Us din aap keh rahe thhe 3 Silver Jubilees ki hain...19 saal se kaam kar raha hoon---😲

ARMAAN: 😡 Chupp! Bewakoof Double Dholki!----Main jab bolta hoon, beech mein naheen bolne ka. Samjha? Samjha tu? 😡----------------------Bewakoof aadmi! -------Jab maine 2003 se koi film hi naheen ki hai, toh 19 mein se 10 saal toh waise hi nikal gaye ki naheen?-----Ab ki baar munh khola toh Dus chaante maaroonga, sirf chaar ginunga! 😈---LOC-Kargill mein 15 hero thhe! Usko main apni Silver Jubilee ginunga kya? PAAGAL!😡

SANGRAM: ☺️ O Ji bacchha samajh ke maaf kar do ji. ------Apne se jyadda chaahta hoon ji aapko.--- But Lujjar toh main hoon Ji sabse bada. ----------Naqli-Naqli waali fightein ladta hoon, galat-shalat claim maare thhe ji apni website mein Gold Medalon waale-----Middia ne pakkad liya ji...sab hata diye!☺️---Ab toh thodi bahut naqli faaits aur Realty TV hi rozzi-rotti ka jugaad hain Ji Paa Ji...----------Asli Kushti mein toh Ghar mein Payal Rohtaggi uthha-uthha ke patakk maarti hai floor pe kasam se-----Poori Shpine mein parmaanaint darad baith gaya hai ji Armaan Paa Ji.😕

TANISHA: 😲 Wait a second. Apne aapko sabse bada loser samajhna acchi baat hai, but lets not lose sight of overall reality! Haan!----------Main hoon sabse jyaada naakam!😕 Ufff! How can someone even compete with me?---12-13 flop films jinmein Uday Chopra aur Prem Krishan jaise heroes. Ajay Jija Ji ke paison pe Income Tax bachaane ke liye Film Producer banaa di gayi...-----kamaayi ka ek ek paisa Didi-Jija Ji le lete hain meri 'Produced' films ka😕-----Kajol Di pocket money deti hai, 12500 Rupees per month. 😕--------- Call Centers ke bacchhe jyaada kamaate hain meri pocket money se!--------Only I deserve the number one slot!😭

GAUHAR: 🤓 O hello! Halwa hai kya?🤔 ---Excuse me-----what are you talking Maam? Look at me haan? -----Ramp Modeling ki maine toh stage pe dress phat gayi.😕 ---------Tele serial mera, "Khan Sisters' aise channel pe aata thha ki wo channel ke maalik log bhi doosri channels dekhte thhe.😡 ----------2-3 Item numbers bas?--------kiya kya maine is life mein hain?----Socha thha Big Boss mein aake recognition milegi, ----------phooti kismat dekho meri. ----------Big Boss ne bola hai show ki TRP ke liye is mand-buddhhi Kauvve Tandon se pyaar ka naatak karna hai!...I am the BIGGEST LOSER! ---------Mera Naakami ka Inaam Big Boss ke paas Amanat hai, usmein Khayanat naa karo please.😕 Not just you Tanisha, all of you I mean!😲

KUSHAL (Starts stammering): GGau----Ggau! (Sob-Sob). Tu mujhse pp-pyar ki acting kar rahi thhi?😕-----Kitna bada paagal hoon main haan? Sorry, Paagal naheen loser---LOSER. Naa Mr. India ban paaya, Naa Ppp-Pyar hi mil paaya-----😭

GAUHAR: 😲Excuse me! You said that day you won Mr. India---🤓

KUSHAL: ☺️ Jhh-hhoot bola thha! Ttera pp-pyaar paane ke liye! 😕-----Shakal dekh meri? --------Mr. Jhumritalaiyya bhi lagta hoon kaheen se?----Ek tuccha sa serial kiya hai, wo bhi Dada Ji ki politicl approach ke kaaran...-------Main sab kuchh haar gaya hoon aaj.-😭--------- Big Boss, mujhe ghar jaana hai!! Please...😭

KAMYA: 😒 Bol kya rahe ho aap log? ------Mujhse bada Loser naa koi hua hai, naa koi hoga!😲------I don't want to bring in personal things but abhi abhi mera divorce bhi hua hai. 😕---Meri mental condition dekho!------Aaj X ko Dost bolti hoon, Kal usi X ke peechhe, chaakoo leke maarne daudti hoon!😈-----5 lakh ki asli haqdaar main hoon, Hello!!!😡

PRATYUSHA: ☺️ Haan, Main Kamya Ji ki is baat se fully agree karti hoon ki is ghar mein sabse badi loser wo hain, ------next number pe main hoon!😕

VIVEK (Nanga Baba):🤓 Maine kya haasil kiya hai zindagi mein? -----Jis aadmi ki izzat Raja Chaudhary jaise gunde ne loot li ho wo kya achievement claim kar sakta hai? 😕 -------Ye toh koi competition hi naheen hai. Is ghar mein loser sirf aur sirf main hoon. FINAL! 😲

ANDY: Ohhooo! Guys! Did you miss me? ---------Haww-www!---Aww-www!😡--------Not every time haan??---------Big Boss har task mein sabse badhiya perform karta hoon, aur har task mein mujhe hara dete hain aap. Haww-www! No way!----- This one I am not giving away. -------Give me 5 lacs or else abhi kapde utaar doonga, yaheen pe...hawww!😡

VIVEK (Nanga Baba): 🤓 Aap kya kapde utaaroge...main toh apni shalwaar ka naada bhi khol chuka hoon...☺️

Suddenly all in house transform into Dogs & bitches and pounce on each other!...All we hear on screens is vicious growls, barks, bite sounds and agonizing screams!

Grrr----Growlll-------Grrr---Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun----------Grrr---Grrr---

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Grrr----Growlll-------Grrr---Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun----------Grrr---Grrr---

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Grrr----Growlll-------Grrr---Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun----------Grrr---Grrr---

Aaahhh--------Ooohhh! Aaarrrghhh!!!

Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun- Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun- Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun-Bhoun!

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Kyaaun-Kyaaun-Kyaaun-Kyaaun!--------- Kyaaun-Kyaaun-Kyaaun-Kyaaun!--------- Kyaaun-Kyaaun-Kyaaun-Kyaaun!

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BIG BOSS (Voice Over): Big Boss Ke ghar mein, aaj 5 lakh ki Inaam rashi jeetne ke liye, Ghar ke sadasya utar aaye Kutte-pan par! Pehle sthaan par adh-mare gire pade hain Sangram, doosre par Gauhar, Armaan, Kamya is adh-mari haalat mein bhi ek doosre ko kaatne ki koshish kar rahe hain!---Kuchh yahee haal baaki Sadasyon ka hai!😆

Jhelte Rahiye, Ye Manhoos Programme--Big Baas! 🤢

Originally posted by: -MonChreri-

Awesome post!😆 Esp. Aasiph🤣

Originally posted by: Autumn_Fairy

Awesome post 👏

Is this really true abt Sangram???

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

Make up your own mind...😊

http://truthaboutsangramsingh.blogspot.com/

Originally posted by: -JungleeBilli-

🤣 fab post cruiser