REVEALED! Why Aman Verma got booted out & Rimi stayed! --(Fun Take

EMERGENCY ROOM OF BIGG BOSS-9:

SALMAN KHAN: Kya yaar tum bhi? ---Saala Ek Rimi Sen Handle nahin hoti tum logon se? ---Kya problem kya hai? 😡

BIGG BOSS (Sad Voice): Salman, Rimi har waqt Bigg Boss ko gaali deti rehti hain,---- --naak-bhaun sikode rehti hain aur ye bhi bad-dua deti hain ki Bigg Boss show band ho jaaye---------hamesha-hamesha ke liye! ---Kehti hain----Kehti hain-------Bigg Boss bhaunkta rehta hai (Sob)-😭!

SALMAN KHAN (Breaks into Hyena laugh of his): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!---Abey toh kya galat kehti hai?-----------Bhaunkta toh tu hai hi naa?------------ Hein-hein-hein-hein-hein-ha-ha-ha----(Suddnly stops with a jerk and with menacing looks asks)----toh problem kya hai? ---Baahar nikaalo Rimi Ko---isi hafte! 😈

BIGG BOSS (Sad expressions): Salman aapne last week kaha thha ye--------- Nikaal dena chaahte thhe hum-----magar----magar---😕

SALMAN KHAN (Angry, eyes Rajnikaanth Red): Magar-Magar kya?------------Abey tum log ladkiyon se itna darte kyun ho?----Kyun darte ho?-----Haan??---Meri tarah un ko---(Pause & then shrieks in his kid voice that he uses while doing comedy)-----LAAT MAAR KE KYUN NAHEEN NIKAALTE BAAHAR? ------Haan? 😡

BIGG BOSS (Sad, lost, scared looks): Salman humne faisla kar liya thha Rimi ko nikaal dene ka--------pata naheen kahaan se khabar leak ho gayi---aur-----aur--------raat ko ek phone aaya! 😲

SALMAN KHAN (Sniffs air noisily): Phone? ---Kiska phone?

A tear trickles down the face of Bigg Boss, lot of smoke appears and Bigg Boss drifts into flashback:

On telephone:

MAMATA: Beeg Bosh?----- Aye Beeg Bosch? ---------Hello? Are you there?------- Hom Bhaste Beyngaal (West Bengal) ka Mukkho Montri, ---Momota Bannerji bolta hoon!--- Mor (Mar) gaya laagta hai, -----Beeg Bosch?---Hello-Hello----

BIG BOSS: Ji Mamata ji. Big Boss aapko acchhi tarah se sun rahe hain!😲

MAMATA (Mocking tone): Dhoor Shaala! ----------(mocks)---Occhhi tarah se shoon rahe hain? ---------Tum paagol hai kya? --------REEMI SHEN ko kaahe baahir neekalna chaahta hai tum?---😡

BIG BOSS: Mamata Ji, Big Boss aapse kehna chaahte hain ki Big Boss aapka bahut sammaaan karte hain. -----Pehle aap shaant ho jaayiye! 😕

MAMATA:Shaanti-Oshaanti ka path, mot podhao homko toom. ---------------hom ek baar pheer se poochta hoon, --------- REEMI SHEN ko kaahe baahir neekalna chaahta hai tum? 😡

BIG BOSS: Mamta Ji, Rimi-------err Rimi JEE, Big Boss ke ghar mein theek waise hi mehmaan hain, jaise ki ghar ke anya sadasya.----------- Bigg Boss hamesha samaan vyavahaar karte hain sabhi ghar waalon ke saath-------(Pause)---Mamata ji, aap chaahti kya hain?

MAMATA: Homaara Party, Trinamool Congress ka teen thho demand hai------Ek-----Reemi Shen ko ghor mein raakho.---------------Omon Bhorma (Aman Verma) ko baahir nikaalo, ya Mondona Korimi ko---------wu hom naheen jaanta --------- and I am not bothaaard also. --------But Reemi Shen laast taak, ghor mein rohega! -------------Nambaaar two, ek-do aur Bongali ledki-laadka ghor ke bheetor mein aayega. ------------Kuun-kuun aayega, wo tumhaara prob-lame hai! -----------And Nambaaar three, Beeg Bosch Seazon-Nine ka Bheenaar (winner), Bhaste Beyngol se hoga. WORNA---(Gurrr)

BIG BOSS (Scared voice): Warna Mamata Ji? 😲

MAMATA (SHRIEKS IN ANGER): Worna poochhta hai? ------Worna poochhta hai? ------Shaala! 😡----- Doctor Maun Moan Seeng, Desh ka Peechhla Prodhaan Montri ka noheen shoona hom----saaapport waapos le liya opna, --- TATA jaisa Biznessman ko Jheengoor bona ke Seengur se laat maarke neekaal diya hom --------tum shaala kaunsa khet ka Boingon-Aloo hai re?-------😡

BIG BOSS (pleading): Ummm-----Kis khet ki mooli kehte hain Mamata ji----sahi Muhaavra hai Tum kis khet ki mooli ho!😭

MAMATA: Hunhhh ------Murkhadhipoti, Mondo-buddhi ko shob muhaavara maaloom hai! ---------Haan, tum kees khet ka mooli hai?---------- Bhaste Beyngal mein hom total blockage korega toomhara monhoos programme BIG BOSCH ka---------abhi tum dekho!😡 ---------Job bhyuers (viewers) log Beyngaal mein raat Saadhe Dos boje KAALARS (COLORS), channel laagaaayega, ------Beeg Bosch ka jogoh, -----------Robindro Shongeet ka gaan dekhega --------ya pheer Omabosya ka raat jaisa kaala-kaala Tee-BHI Screen dekhega! -----Dekho toom obhi----😈

BIG BOSS (Gidgidaate hue): Mamta ji, Mamta ji, Big Boss ne aap ki baat maan li hai----😭

MAMATA: Toomhara Baba bhi maanega ---wu Hindi mein kya bolta hai? ----Baap--------Haan, Baap bhi maanega toomhaara!😡

BIG BOSS (almost crying now): Ji Mamta ji, Big Boss ne maan li hai aapki request---

MAMATA: Aye paagol shaala! 😡------- Reekwaste kaisa re? ---Homaara ORDAAR HAI YE---------ORDAAR! -------Cholo announcement koro------OBHI ka OBHI, ---EK DOM-TURONTO!

BIG BOSS (sobbing as he speaks): 😭 Big Boss Creative Team- Big Boss chaahte hain ki, Rimi ko December maheene tak, is ghar se naa nikaala jaaye! --------------(Sob-sob-sob-subuk-sob-sob)---------------Big Boss ye bhi chaahte hain ki, jitni bhi Sen ladkiyaan hai, Ria Sen-Pia Sen-Tia Sen-Dia Sen,------------Simmi Sen--------------Nimmi Sen-Timmi-Sen,----------- Raimaa Sen-Dai Maa Sen-Kaali Maa Sen-Meri Maa Sen, ----------------------SABKO fauran Big Boss ke auditions ke liye bulaaya jaaye------- inmein se 1-2 ko BB house mein mehmaan banakar laaya jaaya. ----------Big Boss ye bhi chaahte hain ki Aman Verma se maafi maangi jaaye, ki unke saath kiye hue karaar ko, Big Boss poora naheen kar sakte, unhein is season ka Finalist, naheen banaya jaayega aur Aman Verma ko is Ravivar, nikaal diya jaaye! (breaks down crying)!😭

LOT OF SMOKE SLOWLY CLEARS AWAY & SCENE CUTS TO BIGG BOSS-9 EMERGENCY ROOM

SALMAN KHAN: ⭐️ O Bete!---Badhiya---bahut hi badhiya!-----------Bigg Boss---Tu ek kaam kar be!------Rimi ko halke-fulke task deta reh!------Jaise kisi ke baal banaana, make-up karna----chhoti-moti poem likna wagairah-wagairah!--------Mamata Didi ko Phone laga aur bol Salman Bhai agrees ki Rimi December tak Bigg Boss ke ghar mein rahengi---shaayad zyaada bhi!-----Didi se bol hum Aman Verma ko fauran nikaal rahe hain ghar se--------------Aur bol, Salman Bhai SULTAN ka premier Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose Indoor Stadium mein karna chaahte hain aur chaahte hain Didi Chief Guest hon Premier Show pe!----------Done? ⭐️

BIGG BOSS: Ji Salman!-----Ji!😭

SALMAN KHAN (Noisily sniffs and inhales lot of air): Good boy! 👏---Mmm---Love you Didi!---(Menacing Voice)---Aman Verma----Baahar Nikal!!!!😈

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1. Fun Take: Selection Meeting Bigg Boss-9 Season-Inside Report! :)

2. Fun take-UNDEKHA ACTION---Rimi-Suyyash aur Andon ki Barsaat!

3. UNDEKHA--Non stop Kheencha-taani & BiggBoss ki Naani (Fun Take)

4. Fun Take: Revealed---Secret of Prince's Always Happy State of Mind!

5. (Adult Content)-Isko Laga Daala Toh Life Zhingalala! (Fun Take) :)

6. Facebook Chat-Salman Khan with Bigg Boss Housemates!

7. Bigg Boss's Facebook Wall (Fun take)!!!

8. Why Kamya called Kishwar a Jaahil... (Fun Take) :)

9. Kahi-Ankahi---Codes Decoded For Innocents --(Fun Take) :))

10. Mand Buddhis & Chatur Buddhis!!! :))

Originally posted by: *Dev.*

Hilarious!😆

PS! I don't think including the name of famous personalities, or those who work for Indian Govt or any other country's govt would be apt as this may become offensive to them or their followers. So kindly give a disclaimer that its just a fun take or just don't include them so that no issue comes out.