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And it's just tragic.
I never liked the man (if he can truly be called a 'man'...someone who cries on camera and says 'I want to go home' jab kisi doosre ne zara sa dhamka diya usse).
Anyway. For my own satisfaction and for the satisfaction of those who like me dislike GG (and to the woe of all GG lovers, cannot wait for their blubbering posts in this thread, trying to defend their shirtless shahzada), here is a list of what GG says vs what GG does.
GG says -
Jab main kisi se baat karun tab aur koi beech mein nahi bolega.
GG does -
Butts in every. single. time two people are talking. If it's not Puneet and Pritam, it's Upen and Karishma, if not them it's Ali and Puneet...you name it, GG's put his unwanted nose in it.
GG says -
Mera koi dost nahi. But main sabse dosti rakhta hoon.
GG does -
Stays cool with everyone. As long as they agree with him. Case in point, Dimpy. She might be duplicitous and scheming but since the moment she stepped in BB house she's supported Gautam. She even got him his first captaincy by annoying and ruining her relations with Pritam and Praneet.
But GG turned on her the first time he had to support her in front of the house.
Also let's not forget Pritam and Praneet. IMHO Gautam does not deserve a friend. Let alone friends like Pritam and Praneet.
GG says -
Don't be arrogant.
GG does -
Is there any person in the house who is more arrogant than Gautam? Maybe. BB shows selective footage. But that does not mean GG is not arrogant. Had his head been any bigger he would have floated off to Mars due to all the hot air inside.
GG says -
Follow the house rules.
GG does -
*snore* *snore*...huh? Main nahi so raha tha yaar. Tum apna mug uthao bathroom se nahi toh main tod dunga. And mera jacket toh yahin rahega sofa par kyunki main Bigg Boss ka damaad hoon.
GG says -
Mujhe kuch samjhane ki zarurat nahi hai. Agar mujhe samjahoge toh tum mere dushman ho.
GG does -
Main toh dosti ke khatir tumhe samjha raha hoon yaar. Agar tum mera advice nahi lete toh tum bevakoof ho aur mere dost nahi.
But what is really amazing about Gautam is that he says all these things with so much conviction and righteousness (itna chaudhe mein) that it takes the breath away. One asks oneself whether GG actually has so little mental capacity that he does not see the glaring contradictions in what he does and what he says, or is he such a good actor that he can pull it off without batting an eyelid.
Either way I'm done for now. Here's to Gauti winning the show.
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