Ali: Mazak mat karna (Jaan gaya ki yeh phenk raha hai) π
Varun: Main mazak nahin kar raha hoon...Main Sach bol raha hoon
Ali: Dil se mat khelna ππ
Varun: Bohot special breakfast mil gaya hai sabko but before that ek task karna hai (Punz kya ghur raha tha khane ko π)
HMs: Ohho *collective sigh* π
Ali (as Varun is leaving): PALAT bastipur π€£ Wah wah khana...Hatt jaa bhai...Peeche hatt, peeche hato ππ (Arre, film ka naam badlapur bola tha na π€£ Dhyaan pura khane pe hi atka hua hai π)
Tallan: Diandra, mere kapde kab dhone waali ho? π
Ali: Mujhe lagta hai catfight bhi ho sakti hai...Baal pakad pakad ke ghusand bhi jaa sakti hai π
Pritam: Uske baal pakade nahin jaayenge...Sonali bohot peetegi iss mein...Aankh wankh kaali puri...Ek toh height Diandra ki zyada...Upar baal nahin hai sir pe π
Ali: Upar se power uska zyada π
Salman: Duryodhan ke kitne bhai the?
Tallan: Koi toh batao!!...4?...5?...6? π
Salman: Karishma?
Karishma: Ek minute...Akele the! π€£
Ali: OMG, mujhe bhi nahin pata! (Isne pehle se hi bol diya) π
Gautam: Sir, 100 bhai the
Ali: Sir sir sir, main batata hoon...Sir, 99 π
Salman: Bharat ke rashtrapati kaun hai?
Tanna: Narendra Modi π
Tallan: She's worse than me!! π€£
Salman: Jharkhand ka capital kya hai?
Dimpy: Asansol? π
Pandit: Sir, Jharkhand ki capital Jharkhand hi hai...It's a separate state! π€£ (Itne confidence se bol raha tha aur baaki sabhi sust dimaagi kisi ne correct bhi nahin kiya π)
Salman: Jharkhand ka capital Ranchi nahin ho sakta??
Ali: RANCHI RANCHI π
Tanna: Tu chupbe...Tujhe pata hi nahin tha π
Salman: Bandra ka capital kya hai?
Pandit: Diandra π
Salman: Kis film mein Rajesh Khanna ji ne kaha tha...Pushpa, yeh aansoon ponch do...I hate tears!
Tanna: Anand?...Ek second
Salman: Andaz Apna Apna mein mere aur Aamir ke kya naam the?
Tanna: Amar aur Prem π
Ali: Amar Prem
Tanna: *light bulb* Amar Prem π€£