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Here is what I have understood of this Moorkhi No. 1: Whatever he says, he means and does the opposite!
Some gems that he keeps spouting (for Janta's benefit 😉😉) and then the corresponding/following actions----
Reaction: Main akela hi kaafi Hoon In Sab Ke Liye! *Chauwdheyy Ho Kar! 😎 Yeaaahhh jhakaaass!*
Action: Run to Don Punzi for bitchin' and strategy sessions on how to make the HMs work like 'kutta', how he will be the Rottweiler to Puneet's Don. *facepalm*
Reaction: Main akela hoon! Mujhe kissi ki zaroorat nahin! *sob* *sob*
Action:
(a) "P3G ko bachaao, P3G ko bachaao...Salman Sir kehte rehte hain! In logon (Praneet/Pritam) ki samajh mein nahin aata" *Why do you want to save a group? Arent you alone?*
(b) Don't let Ali sit here in our group. Don't let Sonali sit here!
(Dude, you state that you are ALONE but still hang onto a group!? Paagal samajh rakhaa hai kya?)
(My favorite 😆)
Reaction: Mere dil mein aapke liye kuchch nahin Hai! 😵
Action:
(a) Says this to Pritam and MINUTES later declares he wasn't his friend, degrades his friendship and evaluates him with percentages! 😕
(b) To Upen: Says this and Nominates Upen 😆
(c) Diandra: Called her "aatmaa", "Bhoot" etc two weeks back while keeping Tanna's makeup in the store room (in the cameras..to his lovely janta); Made her captaincy especially difficult by pointing out faults all over the house. 😕
(EDIT. Ergo...Merey dil mein appke liye kuchh bhi nahin hai = You are on my hit-list and i will make life difficult for you! 😈)
I really have to call him out on his double-standards on "personal mat hoyiye"...
(a) To Arya - Yeh 1970s ki movie nahin hai!
(b) To Praneet - Shakuni marr chukaa hai...character se baahar aao!
(c) To Upen - Yeh meraa style hai...jaao pehle apna khud ka style lekar aao.
And meet Gulati's new bessht-friend in town.😆😆..the self-appointed Jantaa Ki Chaudhraayein...Dimpy!
Gulati - Main kyaa Selfish hoon!? 😭😭
Dimpy - Naaa! 😈 *Thinks...Tu to bas sabse badaa bewakoof hai, Simba! 😆*
GIFs courtesy: Sir Meowington's Funny GIFs thread! 👏
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
