Am so bored of of weekend ka phoos so decided to script something for sallu for Saturday...
Sallu:
So gautam, kya ho rahan hain...aapko maloom hain ke while ek hi player jeet ta hain... tasks kaafi team involve kartey hain aur aap to ek ke baad ek, akele hi ho rahey ho... yeh hafta to bahoot boora rahan aapkey liye... captain banney ja rahey they aur captaincy haath se nikal gayi ... ladki gayi, captaincy gayi.. aapko kya lagta hain..
Goti: 😭😭😭
Prolly will answer that he was disappointed but punit didn't want to hurt anyone etc (basically defend punz)
Punz: will likely try to chime in and go along goti's line to continue his back stabbing ways..😉
Cue for Sallu.. 😆😆
Punz - will go abba dabba jabba ...🤢
Sallu... par punz every evictee says they are shocked at what you said about them, aapney minisha ka shiddat dekha task mein for someone u don't like at all and now goti who did not even make an issue of you pushing him and played a key role in ice task for nominations.. basically agar goti usko (aapka hinsa of pushing etc) issue banata to shayad aap ghar mein na hote... aur aapney to bola tha goti ko ki you will support him for captaincy... Basically time to get target on punz...
Punz - will prolly go abba dabba jabba and somehow mention upin kya aadmi hain... in fact woh to purush hi nahin... mahapurush hain... 🤢🤢🤢
Sallu --- so upin congratulations --- aap ne finally decide kiya kuch karney ka... Captaincy pe Mubarak... aur ladki bhi haasil kar li... Bolte hain n aka bhagwaan jab deta hain to chappad phaad ke deta hain.. followed by typical sallu laughter .. disarming upin that he is being complimented...
Upin --- in london/indian/gayish accent abba dabba jabba...
Sallu-------per ye baat batao yaar, aap ne baal kyon nahin katwaye... goti ne kya galat bola ki unke close friends pe hain and you know ke sush asked you first.. unka task was clear to ask you jisko he identified as closest friend aur aap ke naa bolney ke baad aur ladke se pucha gaya...aur then u fought with goti for no reason at all on that?
Upin---- abba dabbba jabba... groups blah blah blah
Sallu - to matlab aapko sach nahin pasand aaya aur speaking of groups --- aap to bol rahen they goti ko ki what groups.. lekin aap hi bol rahey the ki groups form ho gaye they ... khud bol rahen they and that p3g must be broken... To why so surprised when goti told you ki why will their group cut hair for sush aur usko bolo ki apney friends katwae...
Upin ---- blah blah blah..
