Okay, so Dubai based singer Ali Quli Mirza has entered the Bigg Boss 8 house as the first wild card for season 8 and he has become the first captain of the house also. At the risk of being a tad facetious, I'm gonna go ahead and be judgmental. I smell a dead rat already.
How very convenient for the crack king croaking captain who woke us all up with his impression of "Oh never mind?" It makes me wonder how come on a show meant to have known celebrities they have brought somebody who does not even have any active social media profile? Is this guy a celebrity??? Wonder what he is trying to hide. Sounds really suspicious! Who is this guy? What are his credentials? On what basis was he selected to be on the show? I have googled him and all I found were random pics of him with equally random celebrities - Nepotism & sycophancy rule this season of Bigg Boss 8.
Hold on, I just discovered something else about him. Way too scandalous to be in print without proper verification. Watch this space for more.
As an ex wild card on the show, let me tell you that this situation sucks. I understand, appreciate & empathise with every single contestant in the Bigg Boss house right now. My heart goes out to them. Imagine having gone through the teething problems & the ice breaking trials & tribulations of the first three weeks only to be told some random new bald & self confessed 'Khubsoorat Aadmi' is the new captain entitled to certain privileges.
It is from the first day that one needs to be assertive & often times aggressive to be seen as an individual PERVERSE!!! I kinda have an inkling who really is this season's Bigg Boss & kiski chalti hai...Any guesses? So no work & no need to integrate with the rest of the housemates...He is just doing his own thing.
125 Crores log aapko dekh rahein hein. Body banani ki baad mein sochna mere dost, pehley apna sahi parichay toh do. Aap kaun ho aur Bigg Boss ke ghar tak pahunchney mein aapko kiske talwe chaatney padey aur kitney chanaey chabaaney padey? Kahin aisa to nahi ki yeh prakriya karte hue aapke saarey baal bhi jhad gaye?
Why do I get this feeling that this is choreographed exactly as Niketan's entry was in season 6 of Bigg Boss? The benefits of being the show hosts' chela! Ali bolo ya Captain bolo? Sab ki Kundali Jagruk. Ghustey ke saath Safaai Abhiyaan? Khubsoorat Aadmi? Ya Takla khubsoorat aadmi?
The new KHAP-TAN's body language sucks. As a captain flailing his arms about like a flunky, clearly he has never been in any position of authority in life nor sensitized about cross cultural etiquette. Him sitting on the floor while most housemates are seated above his eye level, he has handed over the madness & the mechanics of his own future in the hands of his predecessors. His sudden shuffle with the snapping of the fingers is a clear indication of a mind at unrest. His hands folded across & his biting of the lower lips are some of the tell tale signs of nervous anxiety.
Zordaar taaliyon sey kaam nahin chalega...Ab logon ki band bajaana seekh lo game mein tikna hein toh. Him nominating Sushant is a sign of sure-shot homophobia! Kya hua Sushi Behen aapki Kundali Kyon Itni Jaldi Jagruk Ho Gayi? Making friends with Gorilla Gautam seems to be a strategy, which will surely backfire. I guarantee you. Wait! Is this takla ganjaa murga in disguise? That sound of his crowing as a rooster was ridiculous. Too heavily scripted, I'd say.
Also, Gorilla Gulati & RJ are suddenly relegated to the dark & dubious shadows of ignominy. And what's with them sitting at the feet of the new Captain? A sign of subservience & servile submission, maybe! While Praneet is trying really hard to be the captain's flunky, I wonder why Up In Pataao seems so miserable about the new guy? Don't worry buddy, he won't take your place as honorary woman of the house.
The promo left us with promises of a new bagawat...Kiski lagegi waat aur kaun karega bakwass. Aaagey Dekhiye! Finally in aunty drama queen Sushi's words "Itney paisey mein itna hi milta hein'.
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