Posted:
If you do something wrong esp towards women (gasp!), you shall:
1. Apologise (but we won't forgive you, because, well, mood!) and make your apology genuine (our comrade, Diandra, genuineness expert and guru, will assess you on this)
2. Remember to apologise on the following day too (no guarantee that you'll be forgiven even then but, um, yeah, grovel)
3. Be disqualified from the game/show (if BB has other plans, you will continue to face our wrath)
4. Not participate in BB tasks, no matter what we did to you
5. Be alienated by everyone from our brainless sheep flock
6. Have no friends even if they want to talk to you - just sit in your corner and mope
7. Not sing and dance, esp not with paraayi aurat (our faithful moral police is watching)
8. Not joke around because we do not have a sense of humour ("suno, suno, suno, suno, kuch nahin" is not acceptable)
9. Be picked on for everything that you do (eg. being shirtless, counting lights)
10. Be silent all the time (and nobody else has the right to speak for you either)
11. Worship us and maintain a safe, respectable distance (no touching! - double standards apply)
12. NEVER nominate or fake-nominate us
Come on, it's not that hard, Gulati.
Oh, and please don't look like a psycho. Thanks.
Edit: 05/10 - Rule number 2 squeezed in.. you see, Gulati only touched her feet, etc on the day he did you-know-what, but he did not apologise on the next day. Psycho-faced loser!
Edit: 06/10 - Added 'genuineness' to Rule number 1, and the 'singing and dancing' rule (Rule number 7), Credit to Vaishali -AR for both. Also, thanks to sscomp32 for the "counting lights" bit.
Edit: 08/10 - Rules about touching and joking added.
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