Season starts and one realizes quickly. High energy motivated contestants. We should have a fantastic season on our hand. Heck we don’t even need wildcards.
And creatives .. abey season organic hoga to Humree insecurities bahoot badh jayegee. We can’t get our sadiatic pleasures and micromanaged results (that we don’t need). Let’s justify our existence.
1 Boot camp
Let’s forget this is BB. Let’s assume these people aren’t actors etc. but screening process for Marines !! And guess what. We will give 3 losers from previous season privileges. Heck we can extend this to not few days. But how about 3-4 weeks. Lack of sleep. Physical tasks. Low food. No milk. No ciggarettes. Any more ideas
2. Evictions
Darn. Juntaa doesn’t know what it wants. We do. Let’s cancel evictions. It’s Dusheraa ke naam. We get to see lip locks on these cameras. Who needs p0rn?
Let’s get 2 people out…. Oops. This Kundra man. He gonna go with majority vs our privileged. Remind him again to toe the line please. Phew. That was a close one
3. Nominations / tasks
This is easy. We can give supreme powers to our OTT guys. Why not let him start with 8 names. Let’s see how we rig further. …
Oops. Punish kar deeya. Shammo looks so u comfortable. I think her almond butter melted in jungle. Darn. Folks. We need emergency meeting to find her a way to get back in.
4. Yes. Let’s bring in fangirls like Nikki. Have farha provide rankings so we can use our “influence” to get them to do our dirty work and evict 2 we don’t want….
Week 3 end …
Emergency team meeting of creatives —- Darn these buffoons. They are so low energy and beaten down. We told them. Don’t do so much in week 1.didn’t they learn from battery task. Oh that one they targeted Donald like she was community dhol … nvm. …. Let’s get wildcards please.. such useless contestants we have :(.
And what could have been best BB15 season organically played. No wildcards needed and juntaa determined evictions turns to a regular old crap of BB .. or as we used to say Bigg Baaaas ….