Alright, I'm going to straight out type the entire lyrics of the 'Yalgaar' song because I think it's the song that suits Rahul's situaton completely... I've explained the reference in brackets.
Here it goes:
Ek kahani hai jo sabko sunani hai,
Jalne waalo(Eijaz, Rubina and Abhinav) ki toh rooh bhi jalani hai.
Ek kahani hai jo sabko sunani,
Inki(Bigg Boss) bhook bhi toh maine he mitani hai.'
'Inko(BB and HMs) kya pata, maine kari kitni mehnat?
Saari baato se tha mai pura sehmat.
Saari Zindagi inhone(Bollywood) mujhko rulaya.
Inko(BB) bhi toh mila jo tha maine kamaaya.'
'Rote, rote inka dhanda maine chalaya.
Phir bhi inhone hai sara dhanda mera khaya(unfair eviction).
Ye saari inki maaya, inka he kala saaya.
Mujhe evict karke puree desh ka dil dukhaya...'
'Inhe lagta hai mai ek fakeer hu.
Agar ye haath hai toh mai inki laqeer hu(the show ran only because Rahul was in it).
Jin(BB) haatho ne mujhko dabaya,
Un haatho ki toh dekh beta mai Zanjeer hu.'
'English mein gaali dene waale lagte cool(Rubina using 'bitch').
Hindi mein dene waale lagte inhe fool('Safed Bandariya' by Rahul).
Phool se bhara dekh mera pool.
Tum hoge yaha ke principle(Salman) par mai hu puraa school(Rahul is everything)...'
'Ek kahani hai jo sabko sunani hai,
Jalne waalo ki toh rooh bhi jalani hai.
Ek kahani hai jo sabko sunani,
Inki bhook bhi toh maine he mitani hai.'
Asli duniya(the game) mein kyu inko jeena nahi?
Victim card(Rubina, Eijaz and Jas) play karke khoon peena sahi.
Ha, inme farak nahi.
Inka(Rubina, Eijaz and Abhinav) galat bhi sahi.
Tabhi toh inki apano se bhi banti nahi(all fights).'
'Reach, reach, reach, inko chahiye reach.
Please, please, please, saamne karte please.
Beat, beat, beat, inko karunga beat.
Hit, hit, hit, mera content hai hit.'
'Maine Hi Mitani, Ye Beemari
Maine Hi Toh Jaani, Ye Baimani
Maine Hi Mitani, AwwwwBhrastachari
Maine Hi Sambhali
Maine Hi Sambhali Zimmedari'
'Saapon (BB) Se Bhara Hai Poora Ye Samundar.
Peeth Peeche Mara Hai Inhone Khanjar.
Inse Hum(Rahul & his fans) Sab Ladenge Ab Milkar.
Inki Zindagi Ab Banegi Banjar(least TRP by us not watching)!'
'Let's Go!
Ek Kahani Hai Jo Sabko Sunani Hai.
Jalne Walo Ki Toh Rooh Bhi Jalani Hai.
Ek Kahani Hai Jo Sabko Sunani Hai.
Inki Bhook Bhi Toh Maine Hi Mitani Hai.
Yalgaar ho!'
Credit - @Anu_Kshirsagar on Twitter

