Originally posted by: hasini009
morning song jaye bhaad mein. subah utthe hi shuklaji ke darshan karo then start dancing on his tunes. task time shuru.
1. brush his peele daant. jis team achha sa clean karega uss team task jeet jayega.
2.adrak wali chai banake khud apne haathon se shuklaji ko pilana.
3.its his toilet time. housemates door ke bahar wait karna, unke khatam hote hi call ayega to cleanup. based on their tareeka to cleanup, uss hisab se points milega. matlab paper se clean karega ya paani se.
4.shuklaji ka breakfast time. mann pasand nashta banake khilana usse.
5.its time for sarpanch ji's morning nap. kukdo ke awaz nahi sunane ka.
6.its mandali time now. sarpanchji jab baithak bulayega sab hazir hona zaroori hai. do chaar gaali dega, prashad samajh ke le lena.
7.agar shukla ji ka mann karein toh huggies, kissies dega, mann nahi karein toh laat dega. jo bhi dega bas usse pura dil se sweekar karna.
8.its champi time for sarpanch ji. jisne bhi oil malish dega, unke captain banane ki chances jyada hogi.
9.aapke ghar mein rehna ya kick karna depends on their satisfactory performance levels. contestants need to work hard to satisfy shuklaji, big boss and salman. teeno ko ek hi time pe satisfy karna hai. apke sukh dukh jaye bhad mein. agar koi apko mentally ya physically torture bhi karein, dont talk back. just bare all the torture with smile (battisi wala) on your face.
10. and finally sabhi gharwalon ka ek hi maksad hona chahiye wo hai 'shuklaji ko big boss trophy jitane ka'
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This deserves a separate thread 👏👍🏼
"do chaar gaali dega, prashad samajh ke le lena."
"agar shukla ji ka mann karein toh huggies, kissies dega, mann nahi karein toh laat dega. jo bhi dega bas usse pura dil se sweekar karna"
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