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Okay, so when ZaYa ki shaadi happens, kispe kya asar hoga? š
Shazia- "Allah, maine Gauhar ke liye kya socha tha aur yeh kya hogaya. Yeh ladki ko bahar nikaalna hi padega. Gauhar nahi aayegi toh mere hisse ka kaam kaun karega??"
Nafeesa- "Ek aur aagayi mera wardrobe copy karne. These low class girls. Bilkul Shazia ki behen lagti hogi."
Suraiya- "Oh no, one more to join the catfight! And this one will give me competition for kitchen queen too and will take my baccha and bada away from me. Isse yahan se nikalna padega."
Zain- "Accha. Shaadi hogayi meri? Phoops, yeh kya kardiya aapne. Ab mujhe iske baal kaat the rehna padega. Bas mera pant nikal naa jaaye"
Osman- "Ohho, ab mere bete ko meri bhanji sudhregi. Meri jaan Aliya aagayi. Hope she knocks some sense into him."
Fahad- "Aa jaao bhabhi, bas meri udaana mat. Vaise bhi do biwi mushkil se samhalta hu." Someone calls him "Dekha? Aa raha hu jaan"
Aliya- "Kis namune se shaadi kar li. Shee, mujhe uska pant sach mein utarvana padega. Bas mere maamu jaan ke saath rehne mein mazaa aayega. Yeh kahaan fasa diya allah. Mein toh aapki laadli hu na?"
Ghulam- "Jaa beti, jee le apni zindagi."
Shabana- "Beta, tum bahut khushkismat ho ki tumhe Zain mila hai. Hame ghar bhi nahi bechna padega."
Rizwan- "Wow! Finally koi toh hoga jo mujhe Zain ke against support karega."
Zee's mom- "Sab kismat ka bad luck hai jee."
Zee's dad- "Humne jo bhi kiya, hamare bete ki khushi ke liye kiya"
Zee- "Maulvi saab, aap hi bataiye, maine kuch galat kiya kya?
Maamu- "Chalo, ab aur bacchon ko pakadtha hu. Aaj kal ke zamaane ko kya hogaya hai. Ek hamara zamaana tha."
Ayat- "Ab mein Zain bhaijaan ko kya types bolungi? Zain Bhaijaan ya Zain Jiju? mein toh confuse types hogayi." Credit to Barbievishi20 :)
ZaYanatics- "Abhi toh sirf shaadi hua hai. kya faida? Ab suhaagraat bhi jaldi dikhaa do CV's."
[Idea for adding ZaYanatics goes to vijayarvi]
This is a fun post and not meant to hurt anyone.
Over to you guys! :D
Mr And Mrs Parshuram
