Bunch of haha...jokes...

One day a college professor, Sindura was greeting her new college class.
She stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron,
and if they were, they should stand.

After a minute a young man stood up.
Sindura then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.
The kid replied,
'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'.

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For weeks a six-year old lad, Sindura, kept telling her first-grade teacher about the
baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed Sindura to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, she stopped telling her teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat Sindura on her lap and said,
"Sindura, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
SIndura burst into tears and confessed,
"I think Mommy ate it!"😆

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Sindura hasn't been feeling well, so she goes to her doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says.
"You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says Sindura.

"How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" Sindura asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..." 😆 (looks like she has nine seconds left!)

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hope you liekd the jokes....now i'll go and write the update...haha lol😆