😆Samraat goes nuts...😆
Hello friends, Raj here again with some more new jokes on Samraat Langoor...he has lost his mental balance and behaves strangely with everyone...Read the jokes and have a good time..😉😛
1...Samrat had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see his friend Sanjay on the bed next to him. Sanjay asked him what happened? how he got injured? Samrat explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked," Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Samrat replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night…" and i was badly beaten up by the villagers and dont rem wat happen after tht..😆(haan kutte ki dhum jo hai, nahi sudhrega kabhi tu..Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi mante)..😆
2...Samrat was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Sanjay : Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Samrat : Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.😆(Akal badi yah bhains?..tere liye bhains, kyunki akal dikhaayi nahi deti hai)..
3... Samraat was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flyingoverhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
Samraat says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."😆😆(Acha hai Gadhe nahi kaha, tere liye donkeys must fly..)😆
4..Samraat breaks an egg to make omelette.
He finds the egg empty…
Getting fustrated he said, "Arre tereki, aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hain!"😆(Abhey teri kismat hi khaali hai ..like an egg..langoor)..😆
5..Samrat was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Samraat answered, "No I am Samraat Singh."
Another guy came and asked the same question. Samrat answered "No no me! Samrat Singh." Samrat was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Indian enjoying the beach.
He went and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" The other Indian was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. Samrat slapped him on his face and said, "Idiot, sab tere ko wahaan dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho."😆😆(Pagal kahin ke, tu chakram ho gaya hai)
6...Samraat reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?
Samrat replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good.😆"(acha toh abh pata chala ki college mein pass kaise hua hai nikamme..)😆
Hope you must have emjoyed reading these new jokes on Samrat.
Waiting for ur views and comments...😊
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