FF--Badh Gayi Sabki Uljhann--Part4--Pg 15 - Page 4

She is working on it...She wants the big night from last janam...but dimwit only asks for more time...
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Nishi - thank you sooo much for the award in advance....hehehe...whn u guys actually do give these awards out...let me knw...I have one for u too... 😛 😉 ....

Roshni - im flattered with all these awards u guys are giving me...haha...uff I miss those besharmi days....u better show up there one of these days... 😛

And now BOTH of u...update ASAP...chalo chalo..

P.S.. LOVED the banner...no other words left...

LOLLL the banner is hilarious. Divya's line is so funny and true. 😛 Poor girl. 😆

Great job on that poster 👏

LMAO!!!
the banner is soo soo funny!!
roshni didi!! you did a fab job on the banner!! all those lines were so true,na?
sindoora one made me remember your comics!! ahahahha 😆 😉

Originally posted by: roshme

Neha - Wow we impressed ya too?😆😆😆 Thank you sooooo much for appreciating😃😃 Eternal baba made a bhavishyavani that all your questions will be answered here😆😆😆

And my teesri aankh made a bhavishyavani that you both will definitely entertain us with a new FF. Both you crazy wonderful writers.. don't really need to do much to impress me. The creatives really need to hire you..

Hey everyone...Thanks for the warm words...My partner in crime will individually thank you and give you your awards (oh I slack so much and get to save my thankoos!!!)...well done guys...you do have patience...

Rosh will keep you better entertained while I am away as she is the "Rosh" humor...and I am the Ni part "lack of"...you are in bestest hands... 😆 😆

If BMTD makes you even more insane in this one month, come to the pagal-khana to visit me...(so thats it, I admit, I am going to treat my brains actually not going home...) 😆 😆 Saagar actually recommended this doc!!

Last time I tried to heal myself but the symptoms came back again...there is no complete cure... 😭 😭 but we have to keep trying na? Sagar made good progress, so can I...

So enjoy and laugh your heart out (or cry if you find it to be too funny) and have a fun summer..

Love you loads...sayonara...

Crazy Nishi (Thankoo Sravani for my title, suits me well)

Gurini is also nice..thankoo Nandooo...Gur is molasis, so sweet..only problem is Chachi likes sweet 🐷..she might eat me..OMG....🤢

The poster is just awesome! Haha, I love the sentence Divya says 😆

Part Two

As soon as Amar talked about their tej dimaag, Divya realized she needs to tell Amar about their past janam.

Divya : Amar, main tumhe kuch batana chahti hooni. Yaad hai jab tum pehli baar ghar aaye toh Maaji ne Sagar Sagar chilla kar tumhe zor se gale laga liya(She thinks to herself…Kaash main bhi aisa kar sakhti)

Amar : Haan mera saara make up kharab kar diya tha …

Divya : Woh is liye kyun ki tum Sagar ho aur main tumhari dulhann Vidya! Peechhle janam main humaari shaadi huvi thi aur Sindura didi ne humein maar diya tha.

Amar : Sagar? Vidya? Sindura ji ne maar diya tha? Nahin nahin Dibya ji, aap ko jaroor koi galat faymi huvi hai. Sindura ji to humare liye bhagwaan jaise hain.

He said with soo much devotion joining his hands as if standing in front to Sindura mataji's statue.

Divya : Nahinnnnnnn… Tumhe aur koi dialogue nahin aata kya? Woh tumhaari bhagwan hai yeh yaad hai aur main tumhari patni hoon woh bhool gaye? Mujh par yakeen karo woh Bhagwaan nahin Bhootni hai aur main Dibyaji nahin Darling hoon…Rishte mein didi lagti hain tumhari aur humesha tumhe gale lagati rehti thi…Mujhe bilkul achha nahin lagta tha(Unki perfume ki choice kitni bekaar thi…Yuck! Stinky!) Aur main tumhari patni hone ke bawajood bhi tumhe gale lagane ke liye ek saal tak intezaar karti rahi.

Amar : Dibyaji hum Amar hai… Amar Shivdhar Upadhyay! Benares ke guide!

Divya : Aur peechhle janam mein, tum Sagar they aur Sindoora didi tumhaari guide! Un hi ki wajah se hum kabhi dhang se suhaag raat nahin mana paaye! Jab hum unse door jungle mein they tab chance tha, tumne waade bhi kiye they chhe chhe bachho ke, par kuch kar nahin paaye! Dauda dauda ke thaka diya tha Sindoora didi ne…

Amar's mouth fell open as he tried to figure out what Divya just said.

He thought to himself, "Goli to pet main lagi thi.. toh Dibya ji ke dimaag main gadbad kaise huvi? Itna bara sadma bechari seh nahin paayi, aadhi pagal ho gayi hai. Phir bhi main unse itna pyaar karta hoon, itna pyaar, ki woh poori tarah se pagal ho jaaye toh bhi mera payar kabhi kam nahin hoga! Mujhe unhe sambhalna hoga."

He decides to play along with Divya fearing any confrontation may worsen her situation!

He said out loud, "Such main Dibya ji? Aapko kaise maloom hua ki aap meri dulhann ho?" He blushed crimson red while uttering the word 'dulhann'.

Divya admired that her handsome husband was looking super cute as he blushed and thought, "Aww..He is so adorable, cute and sexy, I feel like ripping his shirt off." She moved closer to him and pulled his shirt but in vain. Lost in her chain of thoughts she said to herself… "Iske mote dimaag ki tarah yeh kambakht shirt bhi kitni moti hai, utar hi nahin rahi!"

Amar was confirmed that she had lost her brains and in an attempt to save himself he said, "Arre ee ka kar rahi hai aap? Achha achha humein yakeen hai ke aap jo keh rahi hai woh bilkul sach hai, humari aur aapki shaadi ho chuki hai." As he mentioned shaadi, he kept blushing and looked down to avoid Divya's eyes like a nayi navelli dulhann!

Divya stared at him blushing again and thought to herself, "Tum itne sexy kyun ho? Aur kitna tadpaaoge mujhe? Pichhle janam mein chhe chhe baar dulhaan ki tarah taiyyar huvi ek proper suhag raat ke liye par tum ho ki ek baar bhi mere kareeb nahin aaye…Kyun? Roz Lux Beauty Soap se nahati hoon, Prakrutik Sundarta Award bhi jeet chuki hoon, sabse best aur expensive perfumes istimaal karti hoon par phir bhi tum mujh se pat nahin rahe ho… She became sad.

Seeing shades of sadness in Divya's unique expressive face, Amar thought she needs more emotional support from him during this critical phase.

He came closer to her, held her face and softly said in SRK ishtyle, "Aap chinta mat kijiye, main hoon na."

His touch rekindled all the wonderful moments they shared together in their past janam. She tiptoed, kissed his cheek and hugged him tight and whispered in his ears, "Main jaanti hoon. Humne saat janam saath nibhane ka waada kiya tha." But thinks to herself, "Saat janamon tak Banoo Main Teri Dulhann na gaati reh jaau Big Nights ke bina…Is liye is baar gaana change karungi aur zor zor se gaaungi…Banoo Main Tere Bachho Ki Ammi…Ab mujhe hi kuch karna hoga." She promised to herself with stern determination.

Amar feels uncomfortable in such closeness as he believes only married people have the right to be this close. He looks at the ceiling of the room and prays silently, "Maaf karna Shambhunath ji. Dibya ji ka dimaag theek nahin hai. Woh sochti hai ki main unka pati hoon. Par main aisa kuch nahin karonga ki paap ho jaaye. Pleej unhe jaldi se theek kar dena." He tries to stay as aloof as possible from Divya.

Divya whispers in his ears, "Amar sahi hisaab se mujhe tumhari patni hone ka haq nahin doge? She tried to hold him close as he tried to move away from her!

Amar became really tensed, "Dibya ji, mujhe galat mat samajh na, mujhe thoda waqt chahiye. Thoda sa waqt, aap ke layak hone ke liye Maine socha hai ke main Munnabhai ki tarah Medical School join karunga aur Doctor banunga.. Toh Bachelors, MD, phir Residency aur FRCS, FRCP karne ke liye kuch 10-12 saal lag jayenge. Dekhte hi dekhte waqt yuhi beet jayega. Aap dengi na mujhe itna sa waqt?"

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Chachi on the other hand, got a call from Sameer who asked her to fake a suicide and make everyone believe that she's going to the hospital but instead come to the jungle as she had an important thing to do. He explained how she was supposed to escape.

Chachi took a bottle of weight gaining tablets and ate them and went as per the plans. Everyone believed her suicidal attempt and asked her to go to the hospital herself as no one was bothered to take her.

While she was getting ready she thought to herself…"Hmmm…Jungle main Gabbar ban ke jaana padega. Waise role achha hain! Par agar mujhe Miss India ban ne ko kaha hota to aur achha hota. Kashh! Poori zindagi maine yeh hi sapna dekha ke ek din pencil heels pehan kar, crown aur sashe ke saath main ramp par thumak thumak ke chalungi aur hawa mein chummiya phenk kar sab mardo ko ghayal kar doongi.."

"Waise itni bhi der nahin huvi". She smiled to herself. "Abhi bhi main contest mein hissa le sakhti hoon" She went near the mirror, looked at herself and thought, "Yeh nakli suicide ke chakkar mein mera wajan kam ho gaya… Kuch khana kha kar jaaungi. Waise bhi aaj kal anorexic look nahin chalta. Judges ko healthy glow zyada pasand hai aur mujhse zyada healthy kaun ho sakhta hai!" She winked and smirked. "Miss India contest, main aa rahi hoon!"

She comes back to reality from the enchanted reverie hearing chacha's harsh scream, "Hema kaha ho tum?" She gets ready in Gabbar's disguise, checking her makeup in the mirror and mumbling to herself, "Us Sindoora ke chamche pati ko sabak sikhana hi hoga… Is plan ke bahane uski akkal bhi thikane laga deti hoon" she whips her belt in the air and goes down to teach chacha a lesson,

"Kaliya aaj tera khel khatam, aisa sabak sikhaungi ke zindagi bhar Hema, sorry Gabbar ko yaad rakhoge!"

"Hema tumhe basanti ka role karna chahiye tha, tum gabbar kaise ban gayi?"

"Chup ho ja choozey… Aaj teri khair nahin…Muhahahaha."

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Ni-Rosh😃

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Main has has kar mar rahi hu... Rosh, maine abhi abhi kisi topic mein Nishi se kaha ki Amar will ask for more time now aur wahi hua tumhare FF mein. Jaldi... I want more.. NOW..

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You are the queen of siggies. Kya mast siggies daale hai beech beech mein... The beginning poster was hilarious too.. Ok.. baaki ke comments hasna bandh hone ke baad.