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Kamna ka Jawaab Nahi...😊
Hello friends back again some more jokes on Kam and Sam..Hope you will enjoy them. These jokes are for my cute friend Manisha on her 1st Anniversary...👏😊
1...A jealous husband Samraat hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife Kamna. Samraat wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife Kamna participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught Samraat said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"
Samraat replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"....😆
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife Kamna participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught Samraat said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"
Samraat replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"....😆
2..Samraat hated his wife Kamna's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, Samraat calls Kamna at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?" "Of course, why do you ask?" answered Kamna. Frustrated Samraat said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions!...😆😆
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, Samraat calls Kamna at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?" "Of course, why do you ask?" answered Kamna. Frustrated Samraat said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions!...😆😆
3...Samraat said to his wife Kamna one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
Kamna responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!...👏
Kamna responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!...👏
4... Samraat and kamna went for honeymoon in London and were staying in a hotel. One morning they were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Kamna said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
Samraat said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Kamna replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Samraat replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says........ .. "HEBREWS"...😆😆
Kamna said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
Samraat said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Kamna replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Samraat replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says........ .. "HEBREWS"...😆😆
( As it is common in every hotel to keep Bible so Kamna used to read in free time.)
5...Kamna was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband Samraat opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," Kam said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" Samraat inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Chopra's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM Samraat got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Chopra's and nobody offered me a damned thing." ..😆
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," Kam said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" Samraat inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Chopra's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM Samraat got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Chopra's and nobody offered me a damned thing." ..😆
6..Sindoora and Aniket was sitting in a fine restaurant when she looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
Aniket asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" Sindoora replies, "He's my ex-husband Balwant, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" Aniket replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."...👏😆😉
Aniket asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" Sindoora replies, "He's my ex-husband Balwant, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" Aniket replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."...👏😆😉
I hope you must have enjoyed these jokes on April Fools day.
Waiting for your comments and views...😊
Keep Smiling...😃
God Bless You All...😊
Set_raj...😃
