😆 😆 😆 Gosh that's so hilarious 😆 😆 😆 Well I tried to make my gag funny... It will be better if u comment 😃 So here it goes -
The gate of Balaji Studios opens and 4-5 characters are visible.
Ba: 240 saal ki ho gayi hu, phir bhi kaam karna padta hai. Ghor kalyug hai!
Tulsi: Haan ba! Kalyug hai! Warna 3 mein se mere 2 pati mujhe chhod ke thodi jaate?
Ganga: Aapke gaye to sahi! Mere toh 4 pati aur 6 bachche ghar mein hi pade hai!
Tulsi: Shukar karo Ganga, ke tum phir bhi young dikhti ho. Main itni budhi lagti hoon ke mere apne bachche mujhe dadima kehne lage hai.
Mihir: Ab bas karo! Serial mein to humein bolne nahin deti, yahan to bolne do!
Karan: Sahi kaha papa! Last week mujhe ek hi dialogue mila tha, aur woh bhi ma'am ne kaat diya.
Mihir: Oh no!
Karan: Yahi to dialogue tha!
Ganga giggles.
Karan: Tumhe hasi aa rahi hai? Aane do ma'am ko, unhe keh dunga ke tumhaari nazar unke aathve boyfriend par hai!
Ganga: Toh main bhi unhe keh kar, Daksha dadi ki tarah tumhe gayab karwa dungi. Phir saari zindagi arrrrrrr karte rehna!
Mihir: Guys relax! Hum kyon apna gussa ek doosre par nikal rahe hai? Kal mera bhi to 400 crore ka loss huva hai! Yeh socho in sab ki wajah kaun hai? Ekta ma'am!
Tulsi: Haan! Wohi hamein confuse kar rahi hai!
Mihir: Exactly! To kyon na, for a change, unhe confuse kiya jaay?
Everybody gather and discuss something! Few hours later Ekta enters the studio.
Ekta: Tulsi, aaj ke scene main tumhe teesri baar marna hai!
Tulsi: Ekta beta! Main Ba hoon, Tulsi nahin!
Ekta: Oh! Agar tum Ba ho, to Tulsi kahan hai?
Tulsi: Woh rahi!
Tulsi points towards a tulsi plant! Ekta stares and then 2 small girls come fighting towards Ekta.
Girl1: Main Tulsi hoon!
Girl2: Woh to sirf 612 episode tak! Ab to main Tulsi hoon.
Suddenly 3 boys appear behind them!
Boy1: Tum hi Tulsi ho! Meri Tulsi!
Boy2: Apni shakal dekhi hai? Serial ke saath filmo se bhi out ho gaye! Tulsi meri hai!
Boy3: Kis sadi ki baat kar rahe ho? Ab Mihir main hoon aur Tulsi sirf meri hai! Tulsi hi kyon? Prerna aur Bani bhi meri hai! In fact ye dono Tulsiya meri hai!
Ekta: Cut it! Agar 5 minute mein shooting shuru nahin ki to main serial ko 40 saal aage badha doongi!
Everybody get ready for their shots! Suddenly the gate opens (3 times) and Savita enters!
Ekta: Savita! Tum yahan?
Savita: Ekta I promise, ab main raise nahin mangugi. Please, mujhe phir se zinda kar do!
Ekta: Aa gayi na line pe! Jaao jaake dressing room mein apna make over karva lo!
Ba: Ekta beta! Jab tum Savita ko zinda kar sakti ho, to bapuji ko bhi zinda kardo na! Akele akele main bore ho gayi hoon!
Ekta faints! Song: Kyunki…TRP aise hi badhegi!