Silly Sindoora and her sisters..😉😛😆
Hello friends back again with some new jokes on Sindoora and her mental sisters..hope you will enjoy reading them..😆
1)..How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the Sindoora the waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!" replied Sindoora..😆😛(hailaa gayi bhains paani mein..)
2)...A policeman was interrogating Sindoora, Chandramukhi and mahua who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first to Mahua a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
Mahua answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the chandramukhi and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
She giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to Sindoora and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
Sindoora looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?
"That's easy," Sindoora replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." Policeman fainted there only.😆😆😆
(hailla if they become detectives, criminals will be gayab forever)😆
3)...On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their Sindoora teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift, She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
She tasted few drops again and asked," is it Vodka?"
"No," the boy answered again.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!" 😆😆( uuimaa...thoda aur taste kar lo or take in glass sindoora kam-akal jee..)😆
Hysterically she responds to the Aniket, "Shut up...you're next!" 😆
The surprised saleswoman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains...."
And Sindoora said:"Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!😆😆
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