Chacha ke chutkule..Jokes..read it.

😆Chacha ke chutkule..😆..jokes

Hello friends back again with Chacha this time at his funniest best, hoep you will love his antics...so have a good time..😆

1)...Chacha at the "Kaun Banega Karodpati" show!!!

Chacha goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Chachaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"

Chacha : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Chacha : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Chacha : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Array Chachaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Chacha: "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"😆😆

2)..Chachaji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :

Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "

Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"

Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MEIN, MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Chachaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Chachaji what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA< GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH".
Chachaji: "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling and meaning of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH)😆👏😆

3)..Chachaji was appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.".-😆😆😆

I hope you must have enjoyed reading them. Waiting for ur comments n views..Keep Smiling..😃

God Bless You All...😊

set_raj...😊

yaar...thts too hilarious Mr.Hilarious of the year.... 😳

too funny....that Assassination one is tooo good... 😆

Originally posted by: Nandoo

yaar...thts too hilarious Mr.Hilarious of the year.... 😳

too funny....that Assassination one is tooo good... 😆

Thanks a ton Nandoo..so now u know the real meaning of Assassination..😆 Imagine chacha in school and explaining this to his students..😆😆

Originally posted by: set_raj

Thanks a ton Nandoo..so now u know the real meaning of Assassination..😆

till now i dont knw whtz assassination means...now i got the perfect meaning...😆😆

Yeah Raj ..once again fantabulos.....heheheheheheh... too gud Raj & thns for telling me the meaning of assassination (ass-ass-i-nation).. 🤣 .... gr8 wrk Raj .. 👏

Originally posted by: princezna

Yeah Raj ..once again fantabulos.....heheheheheheh... too gud Raj & thns for telling me the meaning of assassination (ass-ass-i-nation).. 🤣 .... gr8 wrk Raj .. 👏

Rajni..thanks a ton for ur compliment...now u knw the real meaning of assassination..😃😆..more are coming up soon..keep smiling😃

raj ur superb 👏 👏 ur so great u have great sense of hummor&good comical timing i have been reading ur jokes every time i read them i get even surprised than before how does he gets such ideas i wish u gain much more thoughts&i sincerely advice u to try in films as story writter u rock i wish u all the best 👍🏼 to ur future GOD BLESS U

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Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great jokes... 😆 😆 Good sense of hummor..
I like it..

Thanks a lot jaanlover for ur compliment..keep smiling..😊😃

Originally posted by: mytri

raj ur superb 👏 👏 ur so great u have great sense of hummor&good comical timing i have been reading ur jokes every time i read them i get even surprised than before how does he gets such ideas i wish u gain much more thoughts&i sincerely advice u to try in films as story writter u rock i wish u all the best 👍🏼 to ur future GOD BLESS U

OOH Mytri thanks a trillion dear...for giving me one of the finest compliments ever in my life...im honoured honestly...i will do my best to post something new and different always and according to characters i see..i get an idea and post the jokes..I just imagine tht character and even you will enjoy more if u visualize tht in ur mind.😊

Regarding movies..yes i did got the offer but i wasnt interested..cos what i was getting for a month i can get tht in one week...😊

God Bless You also.😊.keep smiling always...👏

Thanks again for ur wonderful comments.👏