Aniket at his best....jokes...Read it..

😆Aniket at his best.....😆

Hi friends, another set of jokes, this time it is on Aniket and sindoora..just read and enjoy...thanks...😃😊😉

1..Sindoora:-"Did you take a bath?"
Aniket:-"Why, Is there one missing?" ...😛

2..Sindoora:-"Are you chewing gum?"
Aniket:-"No, I'm Aniket." ...😆

3..Sindoora:-"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
Aniket:-"Are you well now?'' ...😛

4..Sindoora:-"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
Aniket:-"Who wants to eat friends?" ...😆

5..Sindoora:-"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
Aniket:-"Make sure she's well done." ...😆

6..Sindoora:-"I want some rat poison."
Aniket:-"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?" 😉😆

7..Sindoora:-"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
Aniket:-"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears." 😆😆

8..Sindoora:-"May I hold your hand?"
Aniket:-"No, thanks, It isn't heavy." 😃

9..Sindoora:-"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"
Aniket:-"Why? Is it tilted?" 😛

10..Sindoora:-"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
Aniket:-"No, you'll have to walk" ...😆

11..Sindoora:-"I have changed! my mind."
Aniket:-"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?" 😆

12..Sindoora:-"Would you like your coffee black?"
Aniket:-"What other colors do you have?"

...😆 13..Sindoora:-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Aniket:-It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ....😆😆

14..Sindoora:- Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Aniket:- Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes...😆😛

I hope you must have enjoyed these witty two liners...you can add on if you remember to make it more funnier...thanks again..😆

God Bless You All.

Set_raj...

wow raj ur gr8 asusual 👏 👏 i like ur jokes verymuch 😃 continue ur gr8 work

Originally posted by: mytri

wow raj ur gr8 asusual 👏 👏 i like ur jokes verymuch 😃 continue ur gr8 work

Thanks mytri...sure..i will keep on posting them often..😊😊

Originally posted by: set_raj

11..Sindoora:-"I have changed! my mind."
Aniket:-"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?" 😆

13..Sindoora:-Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Aniket:-It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ....😆😆

14..Sindoora:- Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Aniket:- Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes...😆

These three were by far the most hilarious and the most suited to this couple.. I can imagine them having such a conversation.. too good

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Aha this ones where better than Chacha-Chachi ones 🤣
I want more 😛 👏 👏

Originally posted by: nehlove

These three were by far the most hilarious and the most suited to this couple.. I can imagine them having such a conversation.. too good

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😃😆😃thanks a ton nehlove...they are..just visualise it ..they shud show like this type of conversation now to mak more fun of sindoora..since she is slpwly trapped by buaji,vidya and aniket....😆

Thanks for sharing those...they were really fun to read 😆

HAHA those were hilarious!😆 😆 😆

Thanks for sharing yaar! 😳

wow raj great jokes, they were hilarious. i just cant sto laughing!lolz

thanks for sharing..

Farah~

LOL 🤣 That was wonderful! I especially loved the last one! I think Aniket must actually think everyday when sees Sindoora LOL