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Sindoora in Veterinary Clinic..Jokes..😛😉
Hello friends back again with new jokes Cactus queen alias Bhootni sindoora...she has lost her mental balance...here is the proof...Have Good day..
A Smile a Day keeps bhootni away...sorry Doctor..😛😉
1...Once Sindoora went to a Veterinary Doctor in New-Delhi and said,'Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.'
Doctor Koshi: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Sin : No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
Doctor Koshi: But, Lady I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Sin : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only'
Doctor Koshi: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Sin : I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first.
Doctor Koshi: OK. Tell me.
Sindoora :
I sleep vigilantly like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse.
I go to work running like a deer.
I work all the day like a donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of my hubby Aniket.
I play with my kid like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my hubby.
Doctor Koshi: Are you a Software engineer?
Sin : Yes
Doctor Koshi: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Software engineer. Come oh Woman, no one can treat you better than me...😛😆😉
Doctor Koshi: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Sin : No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
Doctor Koshi: But, Lady I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Sin : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only'
Doctor Koshi: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Sin : I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first.
Doctor Koshi: OK. Tell me.
Sindoora :
I sleep vigilantly like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse.
I go to work running like a deer.
I work all the day like a donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of my hubby Aniket.
I play with my kid like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my hubby.
Doctor Koshi: Are you a Software engineer?
Sin : Yes
Doctor Koshi: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Software engineer. Come oh Woman, no one can treat you better than me...😛😆😉
(Haaaillllaaaaa...sach mein kitne cute titles hai bhootni ke liye..kash aisa ho sakta..chalo confess toh kiya ki woh Jaanwar hai..😆😆Koshi jaane nahi dena...14 injections lagaa kar unke cage mein bithaa dena😆)
2...At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said Raj, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered Sindoora. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-five."
"You'll let it out some day," Raj insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded Sindoora. "When a woman has kept a secret for thirty-two years, she can keep it forever."😛😆
"No woman," said Raj, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered Sindoora. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-five."
"You'll let it out some day," Raj insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded Sindoora. "When a woman has kept a secret for thirty-two years, she can keep it forever."😛😆
3...Aniket to Sindoora:-😛😉
1..Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
2..Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
If only you could hide your face
3..Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
This describes everything you are not
4..I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
5..I love your smile, your face,
and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
6..My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
Marrying you screwed up my life
7..I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
8..My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
What have you stepped in to smell this way
9..My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"..😛(Wah Aniket babu, dil ki bhadaas nikaal di aaj tumne...bhootni jal ke tawaa ban gayi hogi😆😆😆)
Except for maybe "go to hell"..😛(Wah Aniket babu, dil ki bhadaas nikaal di aaj tumne...bhootni jal ke tawaa ban gayi hogi😆😆😆)
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