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Hello all.. Aap sab ka swagaat hai.. hehe.. Kaafi eccentric hogii hoon since yahaan se ghayii hoon? (kyuun Fuzz? Tumhee toh paata hai.. 😛
Okaii.. anyways.. enough chatting and gup shup..
Mera Maksaat.. =) To put a smile on your faces through myy daily analysis of Bandini... I will not be rude about your chahetee SantuAurRaj.. (well i will try level best... hehe..)
So I don't watch Bandini like I used too BUT.. (confession time.. lol) My dadaji still watches Bandini and well the whole family has to sit with him and watch Bandini which telecasts here in the UK at 8pm.. I then go jumpy onto my lappytoppy and watch MaanEet.. (Uma if you are reading this you will know what i mean.. *faints* and I watch my favourites... TaSha.. (So happy i got you watching them too Fuzz) hehe..
Anyways.. I now will start without further ado.. I am behind by about do haftee so sorry.. but.. here it is anyways..
Chronicles Of Dharampur.. Your Analysis Reporter.. _Sanjana23_ The only and only Sanjuu.. ❤️
- Entrance of Teen Deeviyan... 🤣 🤣 In almost year and a half of Bandini this was the first time I knew that DM saahib has Kaki's, Bua's and all.. 🤣 When i saw them I was like.. OMG...!!! Ab aur nayee lodgers agaye.. Bachari champa ki kali ala Dr WatChamp would have been like a head-less duckyy for them too..
With all this buzz about the affairs that DM is having.. i thought shayaad Babuji ka bhi koi chakaar kalne wala hai.. Can you imagine Babuji line maaring to one of the mahila's.. hehe.. actually nahin.. Humari Baa kaafi shexxii hai.. *wink wink*
Naa.. I don't think Babuji could pull off an affair?? What do you guys think? Can you imagine a buddhii aurat walking into M-Mansion saying Vasudha.. Tera Pati ab mera hua.. 🤣 and Baa runs up the stairs.. (i mean waddles up the stairs)
Baa: Aree yeh kya kiya aapne..
Babuji: Maine?? Ab kitchen main se kitna khaana gayab hai.. Champaaaa...!! 🤣
Baa: I am safe.. all he thinks of is food so mera pati surkashat hai.. 🤣 Bingo..!!
Soo.. whatelse?? was in the episode??
- Oh yes...!! Smelly, Chandni Ki Leep Wale Bhal.. 🤣 🤣 When Bua1 or Kaki2 said that Santodi must use Chandni in her locks.. I was laughing so much.. (is it real??? Or is that something made up by the Maharani KK..)
Anyways.. so Santu is there with a little kaulli.. (bowl) of Chandni in her hand and she opens her mouth to say to a bheegi billi DM and says..
'Maalik aap mere bhaloo main chandan ka leep lange main meri madat kare ge??'
I was like WOAH!!! Is that Santu?? Recently Santoo has been sooo scary mary that I need to use the cushions.. i mean the way she speaks to the maalik Dharamraj.. 🤣 Naa.. I'm only joking.. mee? scared of Santu? No chance? Just show her a picture of an injection and she will be scared.. 🤣
back to the chandan in the bowl.. So Santu asks and DM looks at her and says NO.. sorry ain't got time to sort out your stinky hair and all.. i got to go..
Santu then puts on this hazaar watt ki fake smile and says no worries master... i will do it alone..
Up until then it was fine.. 🤣 Its what follows.. that got mee..
DM says what do you mean you will do it alone? Come here and sit down..
I missed the next pidhii dialogue.. 😆 and Santu says something about hurrying up..!!
DM gets frustrated and says he will empty the whole bowl onto her head if she don't shut it.. The catch.. 🤣
1. It would have been easier if the whole bowl went over her head..time efficiant.. duuuuuh DM ...and 2. DM didn't once put his hand in the chandan ka leep on his fingers.. 🤣 He was seiving through Santu's hair as though he was picking out nits.. 🤣
Chandni ka leep in the bhaal.. and Santu is now off to the hospital... 🤣 My favourite part with Mahaan Worlds Longest Pregnant Lady and Mighty Mooch By Superglue.. 🤣
We see Mighty mooch swaying around with a little babe who is wrapped so tightly that the baby is suffocating.. 😡 athyaachaar on Babies.. i noticed that in nearly every Hindi/Punjabi movie.. as soon as the baby is born it is wrapped like a mummy and give to the parents..
Back to the scene.. M.M is rocking the baby who is crying.. 🤣 Well i am not surprised.. if the baby was less wrapped maybe he would be more comfortable..
Just then.. Santoo Dadimaaji enters.. 🤣🤣 I want to phone Maharani KK and find out what that Chandni Ka Leep is.. OhMyFreakingGosh.. Santoo's hair was soooo straight and clean.. 🤣
She was looking very pretty.. (see i ain't a total hater.. but she doesn't look like Chokri Santu anymore, she looks more like KK Lead Santu..
Anyways.. Yeah.. I want I want I want.. Actually my hair is long as.. if not longer than Santu's.. and it takes mee agggggggges to straighten them.. Please some get mee the Chandni Ka Leep.. for mere bhaal..
Can you imagine a ad on TV.. Front page of OK magazine.. The new latest product to make your hair strong and straight in just minutes is Chandni Ka Leep.. Avaliable only in Dharampur..
Okaii.. I'm not funny... I know.. but that is enough.. please do come back same place.. hopefully earlier time Next week only on Bandini Forum..
Please Comment.. all will welcome..
Apologies if i made any mistakes or hurt anyones feelings.. This is purely fictional... 😊
Till Next Time..
Taa Taa..
Love Sanjuu.. x x x
Okaii.. anyways.. enough chatting and gup shup..
Mera Maksaat.. =) To put a smile on your faces through myy daily analysis of Bandini... I will not be rude about your chahetee SantuAurRaj.. (well i will try level best... hehe..)
So I don't watch Bandini like I used too BUT.. (confession time.. lol) My dadaji still watches Bandini and well the whole family has to sit with him and watch Bandini which telecasts here in the UK at 8pm.. I then go jumpy onto my lappytoppy and watch MaanEet.. (Uma if you are reading this you will know what i mean.. *faints* and I watch my favourites... TaSha.. (So happy i got you watching them too Fuzz) hehe..
Anyways.. I now will start without further ado.. I am behind by about do haftee so sorry.. but.. here it is anyways..
Chronicles Of Dharampur.. Your Analysis Reporter.. _Sanjana23_ The only and only Sanjuu.. ❤️
- Entrance of Teen Deeviyan... 🤣 🤣 In almost year and a half of Bandini this was the first time I knew that DM saahib has Kaki's, Bua's and all.. 🤣 When i saw them I was like.. OMG...!!! Ab aur nayee lodgers agaye.. Bachari champa ki kali ala Dr WatChamp would have been like a head-less duckyy for them too..
With all this buzz about the affairs that DM is having.. i thought shayaad Babuji ka bhi koi chakaar kalne wala hai.. Can you imagine Babuji line maaring to one of the mahila's.. hehe.. actually nahin.. Humari Baa kaafi shexxii hai.. *wink wink*
Naa.. I don't think Babuji could pull off an affair?? What do you guys think? Can you imagine a buddhii aurat walking into M-Mansion saying Vasudha.. Tera Pati ab mera hua.. 🤣 and Baa runs up the stairs.. (i mean waddles up the stairs)
Baa: Aree yeh kya kiya aapne..
Babuji: Maine?? Ab kitchen main se kitna khaana gayab hai.. Champaaaa...!! 🤣
Baa: I am safe.. all he thinks of is food so mera pati surkashat hai.. 🤣 Bingo..!!
Soo.. whatelse?? was in the episode??
- Oh yes...!! Smelly, Chandni Ki Leep Wale Bhal.. 🤣 🤣 When Bua1 or Kaki2 said that Santodi must use Chandni in her locks.. I was laughing so much.. (is it real??? Or is that something made up by the Maharani KK..)
Anyways.. so Santu is there with a little kaulli.. (bowl) of Chandni in her hand and she opens her mouth to say to a bheegi billi DM and says..
'Maalik aap mere bhaloo main chandan ka leep lange main meri madat kare ge??'
I was like WOAH!!! Is that Santu?? Recently Santoo has been sooo scary mary that I need to use the cushions.. i mean the way she speaks to the maalik Dharamraj.. 🤣 Naa.. I'm only joking.. mee? scared of Santu? No chance? Just show her a picture of an injection and she will be scared.. 🤣
back to the chandan in the bowl.. So Santu asks and DM looks at her and says NO.. sorry ain't got time to sort out your stinky hair and all.. i got to go..
Santu then puts on this hazaar watt ki fake smile and says no worries master... i will do it alone..
Up until then it was fine.. 🤣 Its what follows.. that got mee..
DM says what do you mean you will do it alone? Come here and sit down..
I missed the next pidhii dialogue.. 😆 and Santu says something about hurrying up..!!
DM gets frustrated and says he will empty the whole bowl onto her head if she don't shut it.. The catch.. 🤣
1. It would have been easier if the whole bowl went over her head..time efficiant.. duuuuuh DM ...and 2. DM didn't once put his hand in the chandan ka leep on his fingers.. 🤣 He was seiving through Santu's hair as though he was picking out nits.. 🤣
Chandni ka leep in the bhaal.. and Santu is now off to the hospital... 🤣 My favourite part with Mahaan Worlds Longest Pregnant Lady and Mighty Mooch By Superglue.. 🤣
We see Mighty mooch swaying around with a little babe who is wrapped so tightly that the baby is suffocating.. 😡 athyaachaar on Babies.. i noticed that in nearly every Hindi/Punjabi movie.. as soon as the baby is born it is wrapped like a mummy and give to the parents..
Back to the scene.. M.M is rocking the baby who is crying.. 🤣 Well i am not surprised.. if the baby was less wrapped maybe he would be more comfortable..
Just then.. Santoo Dadimaaji enters.. 🤣🤣 I want to phone Maharani KK and find out what that Chandni Ka Leep is.. OhMyFreakingGosh.. Santoo's hair was soooo straight and clean.. 🤣
She was looking very pretty.. (see i ain't a total hater.. but she doesn't look like Chokri Santu anymore, she looks more like KK Lead Santu..
Anyways.. Yeah.. I want I want I want.. Actually my hair is long as.. if not longer than Santu's.. and it takes mee agggggggges to straighten them.. Please some get mee the Chandni Ka Leep.. for mere bhaal..
Can you imagine a ad on TV.. Front page of OK magazine.. The new latest product to make your hair strong and straight in just minutes is Chandni Ka Leep.. Avaliable only in Dharampur..
Okaii.. I'm not funny... I know.. but that is enough.. please do come back same place.. hopefully earlier time Next week only on Bandini Forum..
Please Comment.. all will welcome..
Apologies if i made any mistakes or hurt anyones feelings.. This is purely fictional... 😊
Till Next Time..
Taa Taa..
Love Sanjuu.. x x x
