Note: This post is purely meant for fun and not to bash any character...
Special Programme ' An Interview with Shivraj Shekhar
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Reporter (excited) : Welcome everyone, today we are going to chat with Shivraj Shekhar, the Collector of Jetsar...So Shiv, tell us something about yourself and your achievements...😛
Shiv (smilingly): Well, u see...I live in a circus where there are different species of people...I have a grandpa who keeps yapping all the time about his army days...🤢 My dad is a cheerful fellow with no brains...My mom is a powerful lady with much more brains but of late, she too seems to be losing some of it...😕 My choti maa seems to be fine at present, but nothing can be guaranteed as she has an unpredictable character...🤔 Also, a brother who keeps jumping around like a monkey to pull my leg...😡 then I have a sister who is constipated all the time and keeps glaring at every thing she comes across...🤪
And last but not the least I have a wife too'🥳
Reporter (shocked): What?? Are u married? 🥺 Do tell us something about your wife...😲
Shiv (winks at the reporter): She is none other than Anandi the Sarpanch... what do I say about her? She is so multitalented...😳 She has taught me to smile even though she herself does not...😕 She thinks so much about others that sometimes she even forgets that I'm her husband...🥺 Though she looks thin and tiny, she has the capability to give long and boring bhashans for hours...😵 Even if she is scared to come close to me, she leaves no chance to button up my shirt...☺️
Reporter (adoringly) : Hats off to u Mr. Shivraj Shekhar...👏 Your life is indeed very interesting...You have such talented people around u...😃
Shiv (extremely happy) : Of course. Nowadays, I have a full time duty of wiping Anandi's tears...you see, her eyes are just like a leaking tap...🤪
Reporter (still shocked) : After hearing all the praises I just can't wait to meet your wife... So viewers, plz stay tuned for our next interview with the Sarpanch of Jetsar, Mrs. Anandi Shivraj Shekar...⭐️⭐️