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Guys pls forgive me if u find the next few lines way TOOO cheeky.I was just in a random fun mood and ended up doing this.Pls forgive the serious language errors.Writing this OS i cared least about them.Hope you enjoy it...and if you do my purpose is solved.
Sherni shocks chuha(Short AnSH OS)
Nearly a month had passed since Anandi and Shiv got engaged. Anandi had finally began to get along well with Shiv as well as the Shekhars. The day she had first turned up for lunch at the Circuit House, dadu had ordered Anandi to pay a visit to them at least once a week. Abiding by dadu's strict instructions Anandi made sure she visited her new sasra atleast once a week. Sometimes to help dadu with his gardening and sometimes for tea time snacks with the whole shekhar family. Together they gelled really well.
It was yet another fine day Anandi had arrived at the CH. It was Choti ma's birthday and Anandi insisted to prepare the food all by herself. It was evening and everyone got together to wish Choti ma. They cut the cake and gave gifts to her. Anandi presented her with the beautiful saree she had bought from Shiv's choice as he knew everything about Choti ma's like and dislike.
After finishing off with the cake cutting ceremony all sat to have dinner. Irawati,Alok,dadu and Choti ma are left surprised realizing how well Anandi cooks making Shiv's chest swell with pride. Everyone relished the food peacefully when suddenly Shiv starts having hiccups; invoking a strange commotion in the shekhar household.
CM: arey didi isse paani deejiye na...Shiv tu bhi na kitni baar kaha hai beta jaldi jaldi mat khaya kar.
Dadu: (in a teasing tone) Haan aaram se khaya kar jawan...khana dekhte hi aise Bandar jaise khane pe kood padta hai😆
Anandi giggles and irawati eyes her; both of them look at each other for a few seconds and burst in a laughter.
Shiv's face drops down seeing Anandi shift parties.😔
CM:Didi ab aap bhi in logon ke saath shuru ho gayi...dekho kaise bechare ki aankhon mein paani aa gaya hai.Thoda to raham khayo uspe.(shivjee makes puppy face)😆😆
Alok: (hiding a smirk)arey papajee jane do na bachcha hai abhi...aap iski peeth masal do..phir dekhna kaise hichki gayab ho jati hai iski.😎
Dadu:Alok tu bhi na...bas hamesha apne ghise pitte nuskhe leke aata hai.Hichki kisi ke peeth masalne se thodi theek hoti hai.Hichki to tab hoti hai jab koi kisi ko yaad karta hai.Ab jab woh 'koi' Shiv ko yaad karna band karegi tabhi iski hichki theek hogi.
Shivjee turns tomato red hearing dadu ka comment.☺️
Alok:papajee Shiv ko yaad aur woh bhi 'karegi'...aap mazaak kar rahe hain papajee.Isko bheem singh ke alawa kaun yaad kar sakta hai.😆
CM:Pls bhaiya itna kyun ched rahe hain aap bechare ko...dekho kaise kadu jaisa muh ho gaya hai uska hichki lete lete.😲
Shiv couldn't believe Choti Ma too joined his enemy party. He makes a cry baby face seeing all his family members pulling his leg. Anandi is constantly giggling but also surprised at how Shekhars are busy in their own chatter totally forgetting about Shiv's hiccups.Only then she remembers about one her mother's nuskha for hichki..."Lado agar kabhi hichki aaye to uska sabse achcha ilaaj hai ki apna dhayaan kisi aur cheej mein laga do.Hichki apne aap chali javegi"
Anandi smiled remembering her mom's idea. Looking around she first made sure no one watched her. She realized everyone was busy teasing Shiv while he was busy cribbing.Making sure she was not watched upon'Anandi slowly motioned her hand down'and further...and more down...and three two one...She pinched Shiv in the middle of his thigh.😲😲😲🤣🤣
Sh: Aaaooouuuchhh 😲😲
Shiv's screach shake the shekhars out of their fuss; leaving them dumbstruck. Anandi looked around with a straight face acting as if she knew nothing.😳
CM and Iravati together: Shiv kya hua tujhe?Tu itni zor se kyun chillaya?Tu theek to hai na beta(CM checks his forehead for fever).
Dadu:Anandi beta kya hua isse?😕
A: (giggling inside) main..?mujhe kaise pata hoga dadu?🤔
Dadu:Acha?Bahut ajeeb baat hai...na tune kuch dekha aur na humne phir bhi ye aise pagalon ki tarah chilla raha hai.😆
Alok:par papajee dekha aapne kaise Shiv ki hichki ekdum se chali gayi.Ye to kamaal ho gaya.👏
Dadu:arey haan alok...tu theek kah raha hai.Ye to kamaal ho gaya.😃
Shiv is still glued to his spot like a putla trying to recover what happened to him right now.😆
Alok:papajee hum statue-statue khel tahe the kya?
Dadu:Nahin to...kyun?
Alok:Nahin ye Shiv aise statue ki tarah baitha hai to mujhe laga kay shayad...😆
Dadu eyed Shiv and shook him firmly; forcing him back from his 'stars rotating around head' mode🤣
Dadu:Jawan kya ho gya bhai?Kahan kho gaya tu?
Shivjee tries to speak but his voice seems lost; leaving him lipsing mutely.😆
Dadu:Irawati hamare jawan ko kuch ho gaya hai'tum isse andar le jao.
Irawati:Han Shiv..mujhe teri tabeyait theek nahin lag rahi beta...tu chal andar chal.(she drags him along inspite of his protests that sounded more like whispers; leaving Anandi rofling inside)🤣
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