Pizza Madam interview. Updated at P5

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Posted: 13 years ago
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After facing heat of Thappad session and mukhauta utaro successful abhiyaan, our reporter just caught the Pizza madam, whose face was looks like over cooked and almost burnt pizza, 😆still the smoke of burning r visible all over her body. Her mood was like suffering from constipation by eating too much Pizza.😆 Having good experience of Pizza Madam's character, our reporters were well equipped with latest technology to counter the heat and sound, which can be fetal for normal people.😆 Anyhow our reporter convince her to answer few of our questions:

Reporter : So how r u feeling after being unmasked.

PM (Pizza Madam) - wht a stupid question. How can anyone feel, being undress in public. I m traditional person, always use to wear mask either its in public or private. 😆Even i sleep with mask, so tht even my husband cant see my real face. Akhir sharm bhi koi cheej hoti hai ki 😆. I cant even believe tht how people can live without mask, thts why i tried so many time to unmask Anandi and Singh family, but do u know how besharam these people? They publicly walk without any mask. Just unbelievable, disgusting.😆

Reporter - i can understand, how odd u r feeling without mask. Adat jo nahin hai?😉

PM - exactly. Thts why i m in search of another mask. My Great Antaryaami mummy papa will soon gift me a solid mask. We r just going to think which type of mask wd be more reliable.😆

Reporter - we saw tht u r very much into the challenge matter. It was seen all over in ur every action.Ur love, ur umpteen time marriage attempt, ur crocodile smiles and tears, all r guided by ur challange. But seems finally u lost it. On the other hand ur sasuma almost forgot abt the challenge, but still won the battle😆.

PM - after all dedication bhi koi cheej hoti hai ki nahin. I do everything with dedication. Once i challenge, i take it with full dedication and go to any extend to win it. I cant sit like Anandi And Sasuma. Muft ka win i cant digest. Ab jit haar to lagi rahti hai. Agar bich me ye BP nahin aate to my win was guaranteed. I hd reduced Jogia to a paltu kutta, but i dont know how BP gave him such tonic, which turned into lion. I hv to find out the counter tonic to remove the effect of BP tonic.😆

Reporter - so u will keep try to win the challange.

PM - of course. I m a fighter. Sometime i continue fighting even without knowing for wht i m fighting.

Reporter - logic behind Jogia leaving Anandi and marrying ( fake hi sahi), was given tht with Anandi, he was married in childhood, so he hs all rit to dump her and choose now as adult, thn why not now he hs rit to dump u after seeing ur bhayanak chehra.😆

PM- do u think he is adult by mind. If he was adult, cd i nachaofying him so easily. Wo to for sometime i gave him tonic of adulthood and he started behaving like adult till he married with me. But after tht the effect of adulthood tonic gone and he hs returned back in his childhood. So how can now he decide for himself. He must follow my intruction. But ye bade papa ne bachchhe ko bigad diya hai.😆

Reporter - but wht abt the sachchha pyaar. Sachche pyaar me to kurbani di jati hai. 😆

PM - to diya na. jogia ne diya na. Ab family me sab dene wale hi ho jayenge to kaise kaam chalega. Koi lene wala bhi chahiye na. So kurbani lene ka kaam main kar rahi thi. I send him everywhere him for kurbani, whtever , whereever possible. He was giving kurbani and i was taking it. Is tarah ghar ki kurbani ghar me hi rah jati thi. Why to waste it.

Reporter - wht abt ur bhara pura sukhi sansaar, which u were very proudly showing everyone?

PM - For me it was absolutely sukhi sansaar. Free of cost cook, who not only cook for me but even feed me. Ab aisa naukar kahan se milega. Todays naukars r so rude, they cant tolerate any beizzati, Jogia was so besharam tht i cd vent my bhadas anytime anywhere. And u know how its prestigious to scold a servant cum husband in front of ur friends and colleague. Even if sometime he felt humiliated, but one two maska and he back to the track. Ab mera sansaar to sukhi tha na, why sd i care abt his sansaar. But bade papa ne mere sulhi sansaar me aag laga di. Isiliye, never allow ur paltu husband to move alone. Bahar ki hawa bahut kharab hoti hai.

Reporter - see, u always tried to unmask every one, but never succeeded. But one fine day, which was very shubh muhurt according to ur astrology, u are totally unmasked by ur paltu husband. How its possible. Where u went wrong.

PM- i simply cant believe, how people can live without mask. I still dont believe. Besharm kahin ke. Bina mask ke ghumte rahte hain. May be i misread the situation and choose not very good quality of mask. But in future i will take care of it and together with my Antaryaami mummy dady, i will choose best possible mask.

Reporter- its seems tht ur luck is not favoring these days, even in thappad lagao competition u r in loser side. U received a tight slap but cd not hit on the target. Even Anandi is better thn u, she hs slapped so many people, including Jogia, without any miss.

PM - its not my fault, after being slapped so many time with different people with different angle, he is so much experienced thn he guess the angle of thappad and catch it. Ab isme meri kya galti hai. Ye Singh pariwaar ki sajish hai, thappad mar mar ke mere liye koi scope hi nahin chhoda.

Reporter - last question, so far u hd only experience of tasty food cooked and feeded by Jogia with his own hand, but wht abt the taste of his thappad?

It seems tht reporter touched the dukhti rag of Pizza madam and she put hand on her swelling cheek and closed the door. We can guess the effect of thappad, after all as experience person in thappad matter, Jagat pita know where and whn its most effective. We hope tht Pizza madam will come with new mask and continue her drama and entertain us.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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"Reporter - so u will keep try to win the challange.

PM - of course. I m a fighter. Sometime i continue fighting even without knowing for wht i m fighting."


Simply the best, I can't stop laughing, O my God Ankit. I know only you could do this interview so well.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Loved it. Specially this part:
Reporter - but wht abt the sachchha pyaar. Sachche pyaar me to kurbani di jati hai. 😆
PM - to diya na. jogia ne diya na. Ab family me sab dene wale hi ho jayenge to kaise kaam chalega. Koi lene wala bhi chahiye na. So kurbani lene ka kaam main kar rahi thi. I send him everywhere him for kurbani, whtever , whereever possible. He was giving kurbani and i was taking it. Is tarah ghar ki kurbani ghar me hi rah jati thi. Why to waste it.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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👏👏👏
Great post
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🤣🤣PM - its not my fault, after being slapped so many time with different people with different angle, he is so much experienced thn he guess the angle of thappad and catch it. Ab isme meri kya galti hai. Ye Singh pariwaar ki sajish hai, thappad mar mar ke mere liye koi scope hi nahin chhoda.🤣🤣🤣

PM - of course. I m a fighter. Sometime i continue fighting even without knowing for wht i m fighting🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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OMg ! this was totally hilarious. Awesome.
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Reporter- its seems tht ur luck is not favoring these days, even in thappad lagao competition u r in loser side. U received a tight slap but cd not hit on the target. Even Anandi is better thn u, she hs slapped so many people, including Jogia, without any miss.

PM - its not my fault, after being slapped so many time with different people with different angle, he is so much experienced thn he guess the angle of thappad and catch it. Ab isme meri kya galti hai. Ye Singh pariwaar ki sajish hai, thappad mar mar ke mere liye koi scope hi nahin chhoda.


Tooo GOOD...Superb!!!!!!🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hilarious post Ankit. Loved PM's interview😆😆

But Reporter should have asked her about Bhagoo's Bhoot(BB) also which was hunting her and since babhut chirkofy machine by Jug has failed, is it hunting her anymore. Does she suspect that BB has some hand in her 3rd failed marriage attempt??😆😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😆OMG...OMG...OMG...Super duper Ankit. Cant tell how much I loved this post !!!!!!! HUGS.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: sdk10

Hilarious post Ankit. Loved PM's interview😆😆

But Reporter should have asked her about Bhagoo's Bhoot(BB) also which was hunting her and since babhut chirkofy machine by Jug has failed, is it hunting her anymore. Does she suspect that BB has some hand in her 3rd failed marriage attempt??😆😆

PM - as till now i hv been living with bhabhut wala bhut (Jogia), so no fear of Bhago bhut, but as he is living me, so along with bhago bhut, even Sumitra will haunt me😆
As concern to the my third unsuccessfull marriage, ofcourse Singh family ka hath hai. BP is agent of thm. I hv sent him Kolkota, but he reached mumbai and spoiled my third attempt😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Excellent Ankit, I can't decide which answer I like the best. Simply brilliant.

This Pizza madam name ne tho aaj poore scene ki seriousness hi nikaldi. When J was telling G to recollect how she treated A in Mumbai, as soon as G talked about pizza and burger I started laughing. Such a serious scene, I was all engrossed and pizza madam ki vani shuro hote hi all seriousness down the drain 😆. That's how good your posts are Ankit 👏...

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