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Camera zooms into her face as she dons on Hrithik Roshan's stolen Jodha Akbar war-metal-shield costume in preparation for being attacked due to the following post. Stares at the paused Youtube video that consists of Siddhart Shukhla's face and desperately holds onto the Kal ho na ho rail in support of her shaking legs. The 200 year old Baa of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi could have possibly not shook as much as this drooler does as she continues to buckle under the glare of Siddhart's golden brown eyes.
Hullo there fellow members and/or specimens of humanity! *Om shanti om wave* So uh I'm new to this forum. Well not literally new if we take into consideration the amount of times I've stalked but never commented in this forum. Thank god forums at least do not have a dashboard that lists who keeps an eye on each forum! 🤣 It's bad enough we get caught on random members dashboard, leaving everyone in a state of confusion and paranoia!
Anyway! I NEVER used to watch this show. Shame on me, but I used to be those humans that would induce in obesity as I lay on my couch with food on my stomach, changing the channel whenever this show would air. You hate me don't you? But everything changed! In a span of one second, my life went upside down and my drool who used to be faithful to specific celebrities, decided to flow in response to a certain new character.
Care to hear the story?
Well YOU have no choice.
Well YOU have no choice.
One fine day, the sun shone, the grass was green and I was bored with every molecule and atom in this world. So I was gliding in my socks, roaming around the house, taking romantic trips to the fridge, you know - the usual. As I stole my siblings school chips and hid it under my shirt so it could be undetected from my mother, I walked passed with a chips-baby bump of a stomach and there I encountered the entrance of 'THE Sidhaart Shukla'.
The intense eye lock between Shiv and I was so long that I could have sworn that Ekta Kapoor turned around and accused me of plagiarizing the amount of time I took in staring at the heroes eyes. A red dupaata that I do not even own came flying from Prena as she lay asleep next to Mr Bajaj, unaware and blissfully oblivious to the fact that her dupaata had decided to gobsmackle my face as I stood entranced with the golden beauty of Siddhart Shukla.
OHMYGOD! 😳 He is so tall and so so so so so masculine! His broad shoulders in perfect proportion to his entire body. His chiseled face and strong high cheekbones just scream out against the existence of wrinkles. Did anyone notice that he somehow glows? Glowing does not mean Edward Cullen pixie sparkling - so get that thought out of your mind immediately! This is another indescribable certain glow. His like a Greek God, all golden and shiny. It's like a pot of gold. To be more precise, imagine having to play 'Hide n Seek' or 'Murder in the dark'. He could possibly NEVER hide in the dark because he would be the human example of a 'Glow-in-the-dark' sample!
Has anyone noticed how his teeth literally gleams white in stark contrast to his glowing skin? Good Lord what toothpaste does he use!? *Covers teeth*. He should be in a Colgate ad!
So whilst I stood entranced, the packet of chips slipped from underneath my shirt and now I had to encounter the accusing eyes of my mother. But before she could say a word, I whipped my head and dramatically flared my nostrils. *Exaggerated this aspect to extreme levels* 🤣. Is he here for the girl? I demanded! The mother nodded her head and I all but moaned to the carpet. 'ANANDI you lucky lucky human being!'
Why does everyone get gorgeous love interests and I have a computer screen filled with millions of photos to romance with! The moral of this story is:
"Get married at a young age. Have your husband fall out of love with you when he grows into an adult. Be a constant victim of verbal abuse by the jealous psychotic new wife. Cry and contribute to the Nile River. And yet the outcome would be 'Insert dramatic music* GET A CHANCE TO RE-MARRY with a super tall, super Gold, and super sexy man!"
Damn it to hell! Damn damn damn! *Looks accusingly at the lovely mother* WHY did you not arrange my marriage at the age of four. Your daughter would be currently single and wooed by a rich, educated, tall and good looking man right now. Hell, I don't know if the show want's to promote child marriages or decrease it. Either way, it's a matter of interpreting it.
Interpretation # 1) A way to look at the horrid side of a Balika Vadhu. You marry a guy like *oh crap I forgot her husbands name and I can't be bothered to find out* um Vagya or Jagya I think at the age of 10. When you could be enjoying a SHIV at the age of 20 and above! Hence no child marriage and you will have an adult sexy husband!
Interpretation # 2) The promoting aspect of a Balika Vadhu. Get married at the age of 5, blah blah husband not in love as an adult, abuse and eventually a Shiv will enter your life and would guarantee being absolutely gorgeous and filthy rich.
Either way, good or bad YOU will get a SHIV. Guaranteed. Oh man...I'm so envious of a fictional character. *Steals Devdas's glass bottle and sips away in depression*.
This is the story of my sad life. I'm hopelessly in love with every ligament of Sidhart Shukla. I am now charged for stealing Prena's and Devdas's duppata and bottle. And in conclusion, I am a drunken criminal that has only been able to drool the moment Shiv came to the screen. *Shakes head*.
Anyway take this thread lightly. I just wished to express my love for the hero. Mind you, the pair looks adorable despite my obvious jealousy. I shall now crawl back to the foggy mirror and psychotically continue scribing his name everywhere.
Regards
Sammy
The intense eye lock between Shiv and I was so long that I could have sworn that Ekta Kapoor turned around and accused me of plagiarizing the amount of time I took in staring at the heroes eyes. A red dupaata that I do not even own came flying from Prena as she lay asleep next to Mr Bajaj, unaware and blissfully oblivious to the fact that her dupaata had decided to gobsmackle my face as I stood entranced with the golden beauty of Siddhart Shukla.
OHMYGOD! 😳 He is so tall and so so so so so masculine! His broad shoulders in perfect proportion to his entire body. His chiseled face and strong high cheekbones just scream out against the existence of wrinkles. Did anyone notice that he somehow glows? Glowing does not mean Edward Cullen pixie sparkling - so get that thought out of your mind immediately! This is another indescribable certain glow. His like a Greek God, all golden and shiny. It's like a pot of gold. To be more precise, imagine having to play 'Hide n Seek' or 'Murder in the dark'. He could possibly NEVER hide in the dark because he would be the human example of a 'Glow-in-the-dark' sample!
Has anyone noticed how his teeth literally gleams white in stark contrast to his glowing skin? Good Lord what toothpaste does he use!? *Covers teeth*. He should be in a Colgate ad!
So whilst I stood entranced, the packet of chips slipped from underneath my shirt and now I had to encounter the accusing eyes of my mother. But before she could say a word, I whipped my head and dramatically flared my nostrils. *Exaggerated this aspect to extreme levels* 🤣. Is he here for the girl? I demanded! The mother nodded her head and I all but moaned to the carpet. 'ANANDI you lucky lucky human being!'
Why does everyone get gorgeous love interests and I have a computer screen filled with millions of photos to romance with! The moral of this story is:
"Get married at a young age. Have your husband fall out of love with you when he grows into an adult. Be a constant victim of verbal abuse by the jealous psychotic new wife. Cry and contribute to the Nile River. And yet the outcome would be 'Insert dramatic music* GET A CHANCE TO RE-MARRY with a super tall, super Gold, and super sexy man!"
Damn it to hell! Damn damn damn! *Looks accusingly at the lovely mother* WHY did you not arrange my marriage at the age of four. Your daughter would be currently single and wooed by a rich, educated, tall and good looking man right now. Hell, I don't know if the show want's to promote child marriages or decrease it. Either way, it's a matter of interpreting it.
Interpretation # 1) A way to look at the horrid side of a Balika Vadhu. You marry a guy like *oh crap I forgot her husbands name and I can't be bothered to find out* um Vagya or Jagya I think at the age of 10. When you could be enjoying a SHIV at the age of 20 and above! Hence no child marriage and you will have an adult sexy husband!
Interpretation # 2) The promoting aspect of a Balika Vadhu. Get married at the age of 5, blah blah husband not in love as an adult, abuse and eventually a Shiv will enter your life and would guarantee being absolutely gorgeous and filthy rich.
Either way, good or bad YOU will get a SHIV. Guaranteed. Oh man...I'm so envious of a fictional character. *Steals Devdas's glass bottle and sips away in depression*.
This is the story of my sad life. I'm hopelessly in love with every ligament of Sidhart Shukla. I am now charged for stealing Prena's and Devdas's duppata and bottle. And in conclusion, I am a drunken criminal that has only been able to drool the moment Shiv came to the screen. *Shakes head*.
Anyway take this thread lightly. I just wished to express my love for the hero. Mind you, the pair looks adorable despite my obvious jealousy. I shall now crawl back to the foggy mirror and psychotically continue scribing his name everywhere.
Regards
Sammy
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