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Posted: 14 years ago
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@redapple:

We've forwarded your queries to AAA Public Relations cell. Replies shall be given by tomorrow.😉
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Posted: 14 years ago
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LOVE LOVE LOVE all the articles. I am also interested in enrolling in AAA.
By the way, on a serious note, I am worried about the future of JT. The way things are going in the forum JT might be reported against too😭. I am not sure if we are allowed poetic license in this forum cos you never know people might take even JT posts seriously and personally
😕. Hoping such a day never comes...but still...😕
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Posted: 14 years ago
#73

Originally posted by: woman11

LOVE LOVE LOVE all the articles. I am also interested in enrolling in AAA.
By the way, on a serious note, I am worried about the future of JT. The way things are going in the forum JT might be reported against too😭. I am not sure if we are allowed poetic license in this forum cos you never know people might take even JT posts seriously and personally
😕. Hoping such a day never comes...but still...😕


Thank you! 😊

Yeah even I fear being misunderstood or threatening someone's self respect or BP.😲

I know JT is supposed to be fun, humorous and more of a spoof. Still in my ad on Anandi's school I did insert a postscript apologising in advance lest someone takes it seriously!😲

I really hope JT remains alive and kicking. It's my favorite thread in the whole forum and I love to read others' articles as well as contribute to it myself!

BTW, why has everyone else stopped contributing to JT? If not articles then at least letters to editor, ads, posters, images etc. Even Vasu does not write financial reports anymore. In earlier JT thread everyone contributed so much. Now I feel very odd being the lone writer...sometimes I wonder whether anyone is interested in reading or not or I am being silly writing for JT...😔

I think we do have a lot of stuff to joke about, be it Bhairon-Sumitra's abhi toh main jawaan hoon romance, Anandi's school-school and we can also have a city news or ''world'' news section where we can joke about JAGO's silliness in Mumbai!

Please everyone do contribute and please don't take its reports seriously enough to report it for abuse. I hope mods also understand that this thread is solely in spirit of fun and is not intended to bash anyone or hurt any sentiments!

P.S. - Vasuja please update the index of the thread about latest articles and please also change title of thread informing about Anandi's Anandmayi Academy. Thanks.

Oye! One more thing...maybe I sound childish but I request people to click like button in case they like the pieces I wrote. Likes dekh kar acha lagta hai. Aur motivation milti hai.😳


Edited by annika20 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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JETSAR TIMES - RESPONSE TO READERS' QUERIES ON AAA

Originally posted by: redapple1

I want to enroll in AAA (Anandi Anandmayi Academy).
Here are few questions before I enroll.


1) Should I have to wear the traditional costume and pallu on the head to be a student?

2) I don't know to read and write hindi, can I take it as a foreign language and get credits?

3) Will the lunch be served? I have to admit the main reason I want to join is to eat the samosas and the food that they serve at the haveli.. 😳 I am happily married and don't really need to be educated. 😊

4) Will I learn yoga?

5) Do they also teach how to cook good food? My husband is tired of eating left overs..

6) If I get admission at your school will I be Anandamayi or Dhukmayi?

7) I want to wash cars and raise funds to buy chair and table in the classroom. I don't feel comfortable to sit on the floor.

Thanks


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Sure madam, here are the answers to your queries:

1.) No no. There is no tension of uniform. You can wear anything. We at AAA allow anything except nudity or chaddi-baniyan, anything is allowed except indecent exposure.

2.) Hindi as foreign language? Yes sure! We teach Hindi from the beginning even to those who already know it! Yes we can give you any credits which serve your purpose. We want students, we want to serve them at any cost. So we will do anything for them.😃

3.) Umm...we don't have midday meal facility as of now. But if one student demands it as a condition to attend school regularly, we will ask our trustee Bhairon Singh ji and he will gladly arrange for a midday meal scheme, with regular delivery from Maakhan kaka.😊

By the way, why did you say you don't need education since you're married? Your marriage will become happier and more romantic if you get an education and involve your husband to help you in homework. Trust us! We can arrange sessions with currently enrolled students like Sumitra Devi, who will testify how education infused new life and excitement in their married life.😉

4.) Yoga? No no. We're sorry. This is a school, not a gym or yoga class. We have only decent things like meditation. Yoga or PT classes are not available since conservative people in village and our academy's management committee will consider it indecent and inappropriate. Our students get enough exercise since we have no transport facility and everyone has to come to school on foot.😳

5.) We don't have cooking classes at AAA. But if one student insists, we can arrange for cooking as an optional subject, with classes held at Singh Haveli under the tutelage of Prof. Sumitra, Prof. Gehna and Asst. Prof. Anandi. We will teach you ''anything'', you just enroll and regularly come to AAA, bas!⭐️

6.) Well, we promise to make your life Anandmayi only. It might get dukhmayi in the beginning if you fail to manage your school along with housework. But as we said in our prospectus, admission to AAA guarantees more benefits in the long run. 😃

7.) No please! You don't need to do extra labour to get a chair or table! You just request us, threaten not to enroll or quit the school and put the condition that you will attend only if you get a table or chair. Our principal shall go running to our trustee Bhairon Singh ji and make sure tables and chairs are arranged within 24 hours.

Like we said earlier, we want students to enroll and regularly attend AAA, at ANY cost! Hamari zidd hai ki hum aapki seva karen. Aapki shiksha aur seva mein hi hamari khushi aur tarrakki hai!👍🏼

By the way, you should not have problems with sitting on the floor. Jute mats are eco-friendly and save energy. They're a symbol of simple living and high thinking, reflective of Gandhian values.😊
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We hope we've been able to address all your queries and concerns. We look forward to have you as a part of AAA (Anandi's Anandmayi Academy).😍

- AAA Public Relations Cell

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Original ad cum prospectus of AAA - Anandi's Anandmayi Academy here - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1747345&TPN=9
Edited by annika20 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#75
Very good post and replies Annika...I agree that i have not been writing much these days...Will soon start writing back...Will start posting articles shortly

Antara; I hope such things won't happen to JT...Dekthe hein
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Guys,I am very much interested in ur work,I love JT times, it mayb tht i am not interacting as much as i wish to but this is my fav thread in the forum 2 destress myself, plzz continue the good work and keep rocking!!! looking forward to more...
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Posted: 14 years ago
#77
Anandi anandamyi acakemi rocks👍🏼 , iam barging in to this masti ki pathshala😆 ,
makhan kaka too should enroll,..😍
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Posted: 14 years ago
#78
I am an ardent reader of JT since its inception. I haven't been able to participate in the new thread till now since I was away on holidays and am yet slowly catching up with all the articles. You guys rock and please keep writing. Loved the "Agony Uncle" version of Jagat and the AAA of Anandi. Excellent work. I am yet catching up with all the articles slowly so in case I have missed others I am sorry I have not mentioned them. Keep the articles coming!👍🏼
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Posted: 14 years ago
#79
Oh thanks everyone for replies. I thought maybe I was writing too much and just pakaoing everyone, since no one is interested in JT now as they used to be earlier.

I wish all of you original creators and contributors of JT return and contribute to it. 😊

@Pjyo

Maakhan kaka will not enroll. He can only be delivery boy of midday meal if it starts at AAA. 😉Or he can be emergency driver in case some student of AAA needs to be picked up from home or dropped home if she's sick or if the weather is bad.

DS will be incensed or might turn against Anandi and AAA might be shut down altogether for depriving her of services from her wafaadar sevak.

Thanks for appreciation of write-ups, but I don't think I will contribute anymore to JT. I am sick of the show now and latest news about it is also depressing and makes it seem as if focus is going to be on others, side characters will be turned into parallel leads and there shall never be full focus on Anandi. Anandi's photo being bigger in the serial's poster is only a sham to keep majority audience tuned in. Otherwise it is only going to be Singh Parivaar ki Kahani or Bal var.

I think I had unrealistically high expectations from this serial for showing anything inspiring, logical. But it looks like it's going to be a child's play and mockery of social work!

I don't have the patience to watch anymore. Nor do I have the tolerance to be able to laugh it all off and take it in lighter spirit!🤢 It's going to be nothing more than a ''pati, patni aur woh trying to be a patni'' show!😡

I can't watch the serial or write anything. I hope some of you keep this funny thread alive.😊
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Posted: 14 years ago
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*JETSAR TIMES*
JAILBIRD JAGAT..
Lots of allegations had arisen against Dr Jagat and rumors were heard in IF forum with various members predicting jaggu's imminent arrest.. .Finally dr jagat was arrested this morning and send to jail but the case wasn't filed by anandi, gauri or bhairav..
It was kunda tai who filed a case against him ..Turns out kunda tai needed some money and aproached jaggu for last 3 months rent but jaggu refused saying he provided free medical consultations to kunda tai and her friends .

Kunda tai got angry ,"2 saal se tum dono mere free pohe khaa rahe ho,kabhi paise nahi diye,mangalsuthra kaa karza nahi lautaya aur abb kiraya bhi nahi dethey.."..
Jagat retorted ,"Savere savere mujhe bore mathh karo tai,MS complete hui toh de dungaa paise".😲...And then he 🤪even demanded more free poha for his illegal shaadi ki party for his friends..

This rudeness further enraged kunda tai and she filled case against him for unpaid rent plus endless unpaid plates of poha..😉..Jagat has been sentenced to hard labour till he pays back all of kunda tai's unpaid poha dues..😍😍


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