Jetsar Times:Archive

First Previous

Page

Next Last

Frequent Posters

357496

Suspended

Posted: 14 years ago

#521

vasu tune three pics post kiya hai kya mujhe sirf ek do dikh raha hai😭

Quote

Khusi

@khusi_*

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#522

bad news guys...i know it is a wrong thread...

but cant stop myself from posting...

bhago wants anandi to take her with her...but anandi said no!!

gosh!...just saw a IBN7 clip!!

both left without anandi

Edited by khusi_* - 14 years ago

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

357496

Suspended

Posted: 14 years ago

#523

chalo me signing off gals

byeee vasu and byee geli le geli🤗

geli le geli kinni tu geli

tujhko dekh lagtha hai kaise koi ho saktha hai inni geli

Quote

jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#524

@cutie .sautheli maa ko kithna pyar hai munijaggu se..😆..Ghar ke chirag ne jhalakk dhikhla hii diya kal BV mein bhi ,so iam sure now CVs are reading jaithser times..😉yesterday i was looking at that bachhdaa trying to see resemblence to jaggu😆

@shamil . munni kii kick se jaggu toh charo khane chith ho gayaa hogaa 😆...

...🤔but isse zyada latt bhi nahi maar sakthey😉 , abhi takk he blames child marriage for all his mistakes,🤔abb ek aur excuse mil jayega iss cheater ko ,bolega,"munni kick seedhe mere sirr pe lagi and meri yaadddash chali gayi😆,who is anandi?,who is gauri?,

mein kisi ko nahi janthaa😎 iam gong after shiela kii jawaanii..😆

@vasu congratulations on becoming goldie🤗

Edited by pjyo - 14 years ago

Quote

woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#525

awesome reports cutie and shamil, glad that Jaggu dada got the kicks before he could flee haveli. By the way, is Jaggu taking Munni along with him to Mumbai?

vasu, congraaatsss, tu goldie ban gayeee, thanks for the mithai, they are yummm 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Quote

Nisha

@KyunkiImafan

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#526

@cutie - loved your first report...good job 👏 Us readers are getting so many creative heads working for our entertainment here at JT ⭐️ Anandi to sauteli maa ki jagah badi maa banegi chotte jaggu ki...aakhir roz roz ghas to woh hi khilane wali hai na...woh bhi raat ko uth uth ke 😆 Gauri's "kyun's" were great...I really do want to see it happening...I was Gauri ko pester Jagat with KYUN's...like literally! 😉 😆 Btw I am confused...your Riddhima or Dolly? or both?

@shamil - aakhir kisi ne to gadhe ko lat mari (pause)...actually calling Jagat a gadha is a crime (longer pause)...bechara gadha bhi kaam karta hai par Jagat daactersaab kaam ke k se bhi door bhagte hai 😆 (even longer pause due to fast talking) but LOVED Munni gausa giving J 2 kicks...I hope on his face...that would be perfect 😛 (break) lol yup loved your pauses 😊

@pjyo - where's the billi? we are desperately waiting for the pics she took with her hidden cam...kick ko dekhne ke liye I am very betab 😆

@vasuja - congrats for becoming a goldie...its tough to reach 1000 re..so congrats and thanks for the sweets...laddu are my fav so thank you 😊 haven't had them in 3 years...

Quote

andv

@andv

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#527

Great job Cutie and Shamil. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Quote

woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#528

JETSAR TIMES

Gauri faces bankrupty

Gauri's stay in Jetsar has been ridden with constant struggle. First, she had to fight for beendni rights and acceptance stamps. Then she had to fight for total haq on her 'legal pati' and now she is faced with the biggest threat of all. Her trademark ear splitting screams have been challenged by Anandi's mother Bhago.

Gauri had opened a new company named Holler for Dollar and signed many business deals for her screams. The Cotton traders association of Jetsar paid her around 1 million rupees for screaming at regular intervals and get their cotton trade soaring. Apart from that, she also got endorsements from earplug and headphone companies which were also doing great business in Jetsar. The news is her muh boli brother, Bombo, had also signed her up with the mafia ganglords who would take her along in their ventures. Every time the police tried to encounter, Gauri had screamed and injured the police officers, hence no mafia was ever caught in the past few days. In return, the mafias had supplied her with endless boxes of daantmanjan, shampoo and jhoom bababar sarees. All for her loud screams. Our secret reporter tells us that Gauri also took house calls and personal assignments for performing her screams at occasions like land dispute, fight over husbands or simply to scare someone. However, she charged extra for a performance of her rattamar speech and a volley of kyun kyun kyuns. Apparently, she had also been contacted by the US government for an assignment in Afghanistan to scare the Talibans away. She had already been handed over an advance of 2 milllion dollars.

However, today morning, she suddenly found out that all her endorsements and deals were canceled. All her business partners, including the US government, informed her that they have got a better screamer in Anandi's mother Bhago and have signed her up. Flabbergasted, Gauri found out that Bhago can scream at hundred decibels more than her and can even shoot the choicest abuses along with the shouts. Hearing this has made Gauri extremely angry and she has blasted Anandi for hiding this information from her: "Kyun kyun kyun Anandi, why didn't you tell me that your mother can shout better than me? Why did you deceive me with your slow, soft speech? Mere saath yeh dhoka kyun kyun kyun?" Now that Gauri's company is going bankrupt, Gauri had filed for a patent for her shouts. Will Gauri's company be saved? Will Bhago be the new scream star? Only time will tell.

Quote

Khusi

@khusi_*

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#529

@antara...

awesome article...🤣

seriously...bhago is giving gauri a tough competition!

but i dont think...it is common for bhago...

it is the case in special situations...very rare..!not like gauri ...

gauri is capable of the screams deal coz thats normal for her!!

so i dont think...this problem will be lasted for long...!!

soon gauri will get good deals!!😉

@charmi...

cutie's pet name is dolly...and the certified name is ridhhima...for me she is my supergeli...!!😆

Edited by khusi_* - 14 years ago

Quote

Nisha

@KyunkiImafan

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#530

Originally posted by: khusi_*
@antara...
awesome article...🤣

seriously...bhago is giving gauri a tough competition!

but i dont think...it is common for bhago...

it is the case in special situations...very rare..!not like gauri ...

gauri is capable of the screams deal coz thats normal for her!!

so i dont think...this problem will be lasted for long...!!

soon gauri will get good deals!!😉

@charmi...

cutie's pet name is dolly...and the certified name is ridhhima...for me she is my supergeli...!!😆

Agree...aur waise bhi screaming roz roz thodi accha lagta hai...ek baar karo woh bhi with full power tab bhajti hai solid band 😆

Oh esi baat hai...thanks for clearing the confusion 😛

Btw I will reply to your pm...soon..promise 😳

Quote

1 ... 51 52 53 54 55 ... 64

Jetsar Times:Archive - Page 53

Related Topics

Explore Topics