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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#401

Originally posted by: CutiePiee4
vasuja🤗it's been ages since we have chatted😭

nd JT always rocks

Sorry Cutie. I was not feeling well past few days so not really spending time in BV IF. Me will chat with you soon dear.

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#402

Thank u vasu for the wonderful news, I was missing you at JT. I am bored of this track too, please send these daactar couple to Mumbai now, can't take any more of G's stupid questioning--------kyun kyun kyun🤢

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jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#403

****** JETSAR TIMES *****

-KHATAARA BIKE -

Gauri is bikeriding and flaunting her brand new pati(parmeshwar?) jagat all around jaithser village...

Hearing this news Anandi remembers"Iss bike parr mujhey sabse

pehle ghumayaa thhaa ,helmet bhi pehnaya thhaa mhare

ghunghat ke upar se...gauri jao tum second hand ride hai uss bike pe "..

Munni gausa ,"Second hand 😲,HAAIILAA,Naa re anandi,woh mujhey bhi bike ride pe le jaana chahtha thaa "..

Hamesha mere pechey filmy song gaatha thaa"Aaja meri gaadi mein baith jaa; aaja meri gaadi mein baith jaa,long drive jayenge ,full speed jayenge..." but maine bilkul bhi ghaans na daali ..

Then one day he found my favorite sweet apples ,when i asked for

some more he told me he will show me the apple orchard if i went

for a bike ride with him,but I still refused ," Tumhare bike pe

baithoongi toh meri pathlii kamar mein moch aajayegii"..

Then he made me an offer i couldnt refuse,chorra apni bike mein sidecar lagwaa ke aaya, woh bhi suit boot pahen ke...

Mujhe bhi helmet pehnaya aur long drive pe le gayaa..😉Dekho mere pass photoo bhii hai.

Ghoomne do uss khataara phatichar bike pe dono ko..gauri ki ride second hand bhi nahi third hand hai.. "😆

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#404

JETSAR TIMES

Curfew declared in Jetsar

A curfew has been declared in Jetsar after it was confirmed that the daactaar couple will be coming out for a bike ride throughout the village. The news is Gauri, I mean Guriya, has been trying to find answers to some of her life's biggest questions but none in the haveli has been able to answer them. Now she has asked her Jagat to take her out in the village where she can distribute her questionnaire to each villager and get her answers.
Her questionnaire contains four crucial questions----

1. Mujhse itni nafrat kyun?kyun? kyun?
2. Maine Jagya se shaadi kyun ki?
3. Kaun hai yeh Anandi?
4. Hume Mumbai ke tickets kab milenge?

Gauri has even declared to reward 10 kgs of her special "maan na maan-main tera mehmaan" kheer to anyone who will be able to correctly answer these questions.

However, the news has generated immense panic among the Jetsaris. All the villagers are scared to face daactaarni Gauri, fearing that she will pester them to death for her answers. One of the villagers, Kumbh Singh said, "We are really very worried. We don't know the answers to any of her questions and even if we tell her our answers, she will keep asking the questions again and again. There's no stopping. So we don't want to face her." Another villager Kamla Devi is scared that Gauri might start screaming again------" My entire family had to get treatment for bleeding ears, our bangle business was ruined due to her high decibel shouts, we are very scared of her screams, we don't want to face her".

Seeing the villagers' panic the Sarpanch of Jetsar has declared a curfew asserting that it is dangerous to step out the house when the daactaar couple is roaming around on their bike. All schools, colleges, bazaars, banks, post offices will remain closed for 2 hours until the daactaar couple gets back to the haveli. Just in case there are accidental casualties, an emergency medical camp has been set up to provide immediate treatment for bleeding ears and mental imbalance.

Many villagers are too scared to even stay in Jetsar and are trying to go away from the village. Unfortunately they cannot use their bikes, jeeps or buses for transportation since all the petrol pumps have run out of petrol----- Jaggu has bought all the petrol for his wife's bike ride. So many villagers are fleeing the village on their bail garis and on foot and have vowed to return only when the daactar couple goes back inside the haveli.

It is a tense day in Jetsar, hope everyone remains safe till the bike ride is over.

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Khusi

@khusi_*

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#405

Originally posted by: pjyo
Woh asli baath yeh hai ki 😉 meri watermelon bili and munni gausa are bachpan ki saheliyaan😆 ,so saari chatpatti khabar munni gausaa billi ko bathaathi hai 😛 and watermelon helmet mein ek camera fitted hai😉 😆,issi liye billi ko yeh tehlkaa style photographs milthey hain..😆😆
haan re,🤔 watermelon billi ko abb special protection dilwaanaa padegaa...

😉 Z class security ..😆.😆

😲

ohh...u have a setting!!😲😆😆😆

husshhh...jyo...dheere bolo...ds ne sun liya toh...watermelon billi n munnisa ka baaat chit bandh karwa dengi!😆😆😆

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Namratha

@nami2811

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#406

Shocking revelation Jyo and scary news Anthara.. 😳

Dis jaggu is such a flirt. He is taking so many ppl on a bike ride!

Hope everything remains safe in Jetsar till d storm subsides 🤔

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andv

@andv

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#407

Awesome posts Jyo and Antara. Poor Phooli is totally unaware what is going to strike her and her baby. That's probably what the new promo means "Kya Jagya Phooli ki khushiyon mein bhang dalega (something like that)" that's called "PRENATAL TRAUMA" 😉😆

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shamil

@shamil

Inactive

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#408

mast posts jyo & antara🤣
munni looks so good riding with jugs..
dont they have a sizzling chemistry??😍

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Nisha

@KyunkiImafan

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#409

Jyothi loved the picture...I love how Munni gausa is so good at keeping evidences and she looks so adorable in the sidecar with the helmet 😳 And I love how Munni gausa Jagya ko kaam karvati hai...sidecar dalvayi, suit pahena, itni baar ride ke liye puchha...ah love munni gausa...😉

Antara thank you for the article...I am so glad everyone is informed about the curfew and results if they don't take precautions. I hope all you reports take extra precautions as you all will be gathering news of what all happened during the ride. I am very excited to know how Gauri feels seeing the empty village...but I am afraid...woh to bicho bich jake chillayegi...KYUN KYUN SAB CHUP GAYE HO...BAHAR NIKLO MARD KE BACHHO... aur KYUN KYUN KYUN (Ekta style triple effect with G's face zoomed 3 times and then froze with black and white effect) aap sab mujhe ignore kar rahe ho...! KYA HAQ Banta hai aapka...MERA haq hai jetsar mei har jayag har logo pe kyunki mei BADI HAVELI KI LEGAL BEENDNI HOON! 😒 I am scared...😔

Be careful you all...

😆

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jyothi

@pjyo

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#410

Originally posted by: andv
Awesome posts Jyo and Antara. Poor Phooli is totally unaware what is going to strike her and her baby. That's probably what the new promo means "Kya Jagya Phooli ki khushiyon mein bhang dalega (something like that)" that's called "PRENATAL TRAUMA" 😉😆

oh lordhope phooli and baby dont suffer any such trauma otherwise 😉this dr jodi will extend their stay in jaithser for providing phooli medical attention

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