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jawani deewani sweater and kaliyon ka chaman one is classic🤣

OMG Jawaani deewani and Kaliyon ka chaman sweater's is the best🤣awesome esp the last pic and DS should try her hands in modelling🤣

Originally posted by: woman11

JETSAR TIMES


Quiz 1

Here is a quiz for our Jetsar Times readers, lets see if you can answer all the questions correctly. The first person to get all the answers correct will be declared the winner------------Our JT reporters are not eligible to participate.

1. What are the full forms of FBS and ABS?

2. What happened to Gauri's marriage certificate?

3. What was the disease that Munni Gausa was initially affected with?

4. Who and what is D.I.D?

5. Name any two contests that the three beendnis of the badi haveli have competed.

6. Name the most famous tea brand in Jetsar. (Hint: They make adrakwali chai powder)

7. What color dress did Munni Gausa wear for her cocktail party?

8. Why did the Kuldevi run and the bees flee away from Jetsar?

9. What are the special qualities of the Jhalak Dikhla Jaa photos?

10. What did Jagya get to protect himself from Gauri's screams?

omg i m nervous one more exam😆😆

haila Suchi, what a performance in the exam. 👏👏

All the answers are right except question number 3. Does anyone know the answer to question 3?😉

Originally posted by: woman11

haila Suchi, what a performance in the exam. 👏

All the answers are right except question number 3. Does anyone know the answer to question 3?😉

Antara I know I know but can I participate??

heyya no 3 wl b mad cow disease...nd did is damsel in distress which is gauri... love u jetsar times...it rocks...

@Disharirocks: absolutely correct.👏👏 Bingooo🥳🥳🥳

Though all of us thought that the dreaded mafias had left Jetsar after being beaten by Munni Gausa, the news is the black mafia--------Bombadoo Bombo----has not left Jetsar. Mr.Bombo had attacked the badi haveli to kill Jagya but when Anandi came out and took the bullet, he was shocked. Mr.Bombo had never seen such a mahaan patni ready to die for her husband and he instantly fell in love with Anandi the great. Since then his love for Anandi has only increased by leaps and bounds. He has heard numerous stories of Anandi's mahaanta from the villagers and his love has grown and grown to the point that even beaten badly by Munni Gausa, he refused to leave Jetsar and stayed back to confess his love for Anandi. He has sent a love note to Anandi along with a gift hamper. Lets hope Anandi replies to her die hard aashiq. Here we bring to you an exclusive interview with Mr. Bombo.

JT Reporter: Good Morning Mr.Bombo, how are you?
Bombo: Good Morning. I not well, I not sleep at night, only think of Anandi.

JT: So when did you fall in love with Anandi?
Bombo: She ready to die for husband. Oh My God, I never see such woman anywhere in the world. Woman dying for husband, only happen in India. In my country, woman beat husband, no respect. But India wives, very good, very loyal, not afraid of bullet. I fall in love.

JT: So Mr. Bombo, what are your thoughts about the two other wives, Gauri and Munni? Do you like them too?
Bombo: Oh my God, I never see a wife like Gauri. She shout and shout, so loud, my ears bleed. The bleeding not stop. Her shout more powerful than machine guns. Our mafia lord interested in her, want to take her in mafia gang. She can shout and shout at policemen and mafias run away. No mafias go to jail, smuggling business flourish.

JT: And what about Munni Gausa?
Bombo: Very afraid. I not go near Munni Gausa. She beat me with Kung Fu. My friend Fu Manchu also chinese but his kung fu not as good as Munni Gausa. He run away from Jetsar. But I stay for Anandi.

JT: Have you met any other members of the Singh family?
Bombo: I see them. Tauji high BP, Taisa angry eyes, Sasuma constipation, Bapusa never eat, dadisa wink, Nandu only play.

JT: Wow, you are already calling them in familial terms...
Bombo: Yes, whatever Anandi call them, I call them same (BLUSH)

JT: So have you proposed to Anandi?
Bombo: Yes, I send her gift hamper and love card. (BLUSH)

JT: And what if Anandi doesn't accept your love? You know...she is already in love with Jagya...
Bombo: I wait and wait. No force in love, only wait. But if I see Jagya, I kill him. He shameless man with 3 wife, I want 1. I also kill anyone who torture Anandi. If Gauri shout at her, I burn her saree and break her teeth and cut her long hair...(TAKES OUT HIS GUN, DAGGER AND LIGHTER all at the same time.)

JT: Ok, Ok, Mr.Bombo, you are getting violent ...
Bombo: Okay I cool down, but Gauri not torture Anandi, I give warning.

JT: Ok Mr. Bombo, thanks for talking to us, we wish you all the best in your love mission
Bombo: Thank you