Scene starts with Vasant and varsha coming out of their house talking to sabzi wali(SW):
Sw: Aah sabzi.Sahab haath do na.
Vasant: Ah?Kya?Ham kyun de hamara haath?Aapke ke hain na do do.
Varsha: Haan woh hamae haath nikatle nahi hai.Vasant insano ke haath detachable hai
hote hain kya.
Vasant: Pata nahi.
SW:Arrey mazak wazak chodye saab tokri uthane ke liye haath dijiye
Vasant: Achha accha haa haan.
SW:Kya du?
Vasant: Hame toh sabzi hi chahiye.
SW:Haan haan mein toh sona chandi bhejti huna.
Vasant: Aap uske neeche jo sabzi hai na woh hame dijiye.
SW:Haan haan deti hoon karke..
Vasant:Nahi nahi karke mat dijiye.Pakayenge toh ham na.Ap sirf sabzi dijiye.
Part2:
Vasant: Tomato,Radish spinach,obugene,fenugreek okra :)
SW:Mein spare parts bear parts nahi bhej rahi hu..Sabzi bhej rahi hoon..sabzi..
Varsha:Haan toh yeh sabzio ka naam hai methi palak bhindi aalo baingan.
SW:Haan toh aisa bolo na.Agar mere ko angrezi aati mein sabzi thodi bhejthi saab.
Vasant:Toh matalab sabzia jo bhejte hain unhe angrezi nahi aati.
SW: Nahi
Vasant:Toh phir angrezi naam kyun dete hain
SW:Kya chahiye woh bolo..
Vasant:Ek kilo aloo ya batata jo bhi hai aapke paas woh sabzi ke liye,ek kilo aloo ya batata pakode ke liye,ek kilo chale ke liye.
SW:Aah!Ek kilo manga,phir ek kilo manga,phirse ek kilo manga.Toh ek saath 3 kilo kaiko nahi manga?!
Varsha:Woh kya hain na alag chhezein banani hai,toh alag alag mangenge na.
Vasant:ek sow gram dhaniya sabzi ke liye,aur 50gm dhaniya chidakne ke liye.
Varsha:Haan Aur do inch adrak, aur untees mirchi. 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 1(she said char char char...aur ek :P) sab alag alag!Aur lasoon ham gin ke batate hain
SW mouth wide open!
Vasant:Kaisa hota hain lasoon?
SW:shows lasoon.Yeh!
Vasant:haan toh yeh chaar hazar dena!
SW shocked!
part3:
SW:Hogayi aapki sabzi alag alag!Aur aloo aur batata mein se sirf aloo hi diya hain .chalega na/
vasant:Chalalenge ham!
SW:Jao jao sabzi bharne ke liye bag big leke aao.
Varsha:Bag big?
Vasant:Woh sabzi bhecrahi hain na toh angrezi nahi aati.big bag kehna chahrahiye.toh bag big hogaya.Lekar aarahi hai..
Varsha:Mein leke aati hoon.
Vasant: Aur kuch cheez..Gobi hai aapke paas.
SW:Phool gobi?
Vasant: haan full gobi chahiye.bahut sare log aarahe hain na Half gobi se kya hoga?Arrey aap seekh rahi hai angrezi,aapne full bola.shabaash.
SW:Yeh lo gobi!
Vasant:yellow hai thoda yeh colour.Arrey wah!Aur ek angrezi word bola aapne.
part4
Varsha brings big suitcase..
Varsha:Big bag!
SW:Sabzi kya foriegn leke ja rahe ho?
Vasant:Haan haan abhi For in leke jayenge aur pakayenge
SW: Kahan se aaye ho bhai?!
Vasant varsha in signature style!
Ham BADI DOOOR SE AAYE HAIN!