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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

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Posted: 9 years ago

#11

Scene 5

Getting Manav back

Sharad contacts vasant through his powers and inform vasant about manav being alive and he is in danger ..so they are going to cross border and save him ..he also transfer his memory...to vasant..

Ohja uncle gets news of manav being alive..here at colony bhairavi informs bhavna and liza about manav being jn danger and sharad and anna has gone to save him..lajo hears the news and becomes tensed ...all starts praying for safety of everyone...

Anna and sharad meet manav . Sharad decides to bring back anna and manav together and also to save them from officers .he with help of powers he free manav ..all are ready to leave but again caught by officer.

Here all decide to save them. Ojha uncle gets disguised as a person known as gulluba. They go in a truck driven by gulluba/ojha uncle to get entry in pakistan. But during checking they get caught by the same officer. Vasant with help of powers frees shanav and anna and ask them to back ..

Ohja uncle is desperate to meet his son and ask ghotalas to help him meet his son..he even says that even if he dies after meeting his son ..he would be happy but he wants to meet his son atleast once..vasant and varsha decides to use their powers to help ohja uncle ..Finally all are back at rann utsav and ohja uncle reunites with manav.Vasant is proud on sharad.. All thank them. They all return to colony.

Edited by iKunshTyagi - 9 years ago

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#12

Scene 6

Clothes Purchasing

Ghotalas enter the shop where they have come to buy new clothes. There are two people who are showing clothes to the customers.

Person1(P1): Aayiye aayiye namaste namaste!

Ghotalas: Namaste.

P1: Itni saree bags?Bags zara wahan zama kar dijiye na

Vasant: Yeh hamare purane kapde hain.

P1: Haan toh?

Vasant: Purane kapde dekar exchange mein naye kapde lene hai

P1:Kya?

Vasant: Haan

P1: Nahi nahi hamare dukaan mein aise koi offer nahi hai.

Vasant: Arrey kamaal karte hain aap. Aaj ke akbaar mein ishtihaar aaya tha. Aapke hai na yeah!

P1: Haan yeh hamara dukaan ka ishtihaar hai

Vasant: Aapke ishtihaar mein toh clearly likha hai ki. 14 din mein exchange kiya ja sakta hain. Bill ke saath.

P1: Haan toh?

Vasant:Dekhiye yeh jo ishtihaar hai woh aaj ki paper ka hai, aur ham toh yaha pehli din aagaye yahan kapde exchange karne, toh iska matlab ham log 14 din ke andar he aagaye na.

Varsha: Haan aur ek minute ham bill bhi leke aaye hain saath mein dekhiya na yeh electricity bill, maintanance ka bill, gas ka bill.

Sharad: Residence proof ke taur par chahiye hoga na logically.

P1: Nahi nahi aap samjhe nahi hai woh 14 din mein exchange karwa sakte hai ka matlab yaha sa yaha se khareede hua kapde exchange karwa sakte hai.

Vasant: Yaha se kharede hue kapde ham log exchange kyun karenge?

P1: Matlab ghar jaakar shayad pasand nahi aaya toh.

Vasant: Pasand nahi aaya toh ham khareedte kyun?

Ghotalas laugh at shopwaala :D

P1: Matlab kapde mein defect ya cheed hua toh?

Hemant: Hooo aap cheed wale kapde bechte ho? Yani purane kapde?

Vasant: Aap bechte ho purane?

P1: Nahi nahi matlab kya hai na kabhi kabhi hojata hai na woh wahi kapde exchange kiya jate hain.

Vasant: Aisa khahi likha toh nahi hai.

P1: Arrey yeh toh samajnewali baat hai na bhaisaab. Aise purane kapde ki badle mein naye kapde thodi na deta hai koi.

Varsha: Kyun nahi.Kal mai electronics ki dukaan mein purani mixie deke nayi mixie leke aayi extra paise deke.

Shishir: Yaha bhi ham thodi extra rupai dedenge na uncle :)

Hemant: Mere papa bhaisewale hai..

P1: kya??

Vasant: Bhaisawala hoon main?Haan? Mein bhaiswala nahi hoon bhaisaab gendawala hoon..yeh jo hain na mera beta yeh na..one hit to hemant! Genda hai..Singh marega..

Hemant : haw... hafu hafu...

Vasant: Hafu hafu mat kar. Woh jo mahila khadi hai. Jinke baal... Baal kahan hai... jo koi bhi hai.. Jayegi muh ke andar..

P1: Ek min ek min.. aap bhaisewale ho ya paisewale ho.. jo bhi ho.. hamare dukaan mein purane kapde ke badle naye kapde nahi dete!!

P2: Nandu...yeah kya kar raha hai tu.. yeh koi tareeka hai customer se baat karne ka.

P1: Pata nahi kahan se aaye hai.

Hemant: Papa bata de kya(badi door se aaye hai signature pose ;))

Vasant: Chup..shh..

P2: Kuch bhi ho..customer is always king.. aap log aayiye aayiye na.. mein aap kho dikhata hoo...

Ghotalas pose as kings..

P2: Yeh kya kar rahe hai aap log?

Vasant: Apne kaha na.. Customer is king.. To ham raja maharaja..

P2: Matalab customer bhagvaan hota hai...

Ghotalas pose as God..

Sharad: Pranaam bhrata shree..

Hemant: Pranam mate..

Vasant Varsha: Pranaam...

P2:ab yeh kya..

Vasant: Appne kaha na customer bhagvaan hote hai.

P2: Ab kaise samjhaun.. Aap normal aayiye.. jaise ho waise rahiye.

Vasant: Pehle kaha king, phir bhagvan..ab normal.. pehle ham normal he the na jaise the..

P2: Toh kya seva karun mein aapke?usse pehle aap yeh batayiye ki ...aap kya lenge...

Varsha: pehle ham inka kurta lenge.

P2: Nahi nahi matlab thanda ya garam.

Vasant: Thanda. Mumbai mein garmi kitni bad gayi hai. Garam kurta lenge toh chubega na.Toh Thanda kurta..

P2: Nahi nahi matlab kya piyenge aap?

Sharad: Kya kurte piye bhi ja sakte hai.

Hemant: Nahi nahi hame kurte pinewale nahi toh sirf pehhne wala hi chahiye..hai na papa..

Vasant: Haan Pehli baar sahi bola hai yeh..

P2: Mera matlab peene ke liye kya chahiye..chai juice..coffee..

Hemant: Matlab baad mein samjha ne ka kya matlab baa...

P2: Kapde kaise wale dikhau?

Vasant: Hame acche wale dikhayiye..woh jo woh behenji jo saari dekhrahi hai na.. waise vayiyaad sari mat dekhayiyega.. Woh bahut buri haii.

P1: madam aap dhyaan mat dijiye.

P2 : sorry samaj gaya..mai samaj gaya..yeh dekhiye ek dum nayi aayi hai.

Hemant: Haan toh hame nayi saari hi chahiye..purani toh bahut hai mummy ke paas.

Vasant:: Beta mein design ki baat kar raha tha..yeh dekhiye yeh nayi hai market mein ..mein pehne ke dikhata hoo.yeh dekhiye..ek dum kadak sari hai.

Vasant: Nahi mujhe nahi..meri patni ko pehni hai saari..toh aap apni patni se kahiye ki woh pehen ke dikhaye..

P2: woh toh bangalore mein hai..

Vasant: ohoo..bangalore..bahut door hai...time nahi hai hamare paas..aap unhe yahan bulayiye na..

Hemant: kya aapki koi dusri biwi hai jo yahan mumbai mein rehti ho.Use bulayiye..

Vasant: Kya kar rahe ho.. Do biwiyan.. woh bhi inka.. Agar mein hota toh baat alag thi..

Varsha: Kyaa...??

P2: Khush naseeb se meri ek hi biwi hai..aur yeh saari bhaisaab aapkeliye nahi..bhabhiji ke liye hi dikharaha hoon.

Sharad: lekin Toh logically andaaza kaise aayega...

Vasant: Dekhiye..bhaisaab aapki moonch hai..bakri jaisi daadi hai..toh..meri varsha toh clean shaven hai..upar se baal lambe hai..apke choti choti baal hai...

P2: Theek hai main saari rakhdeta hoon.. Aap aise hii pasand kijiye..

Vasant: Ek minute ek minute..Denim mein kuch dekhayiye..

Hemant: Papa..denim mein jeans hota hai..

Vasant: Chup rahoo..tum..sari ke bare mein tumhe kuch pata hai..

P2: Yeh sahi bolraha hi..denim mein jeans aur shirt hee aate hain..

Vasant: Toh curtain mein kuch dekhayiye..

Varsha: Curtain nahi cotton hota hai...

Hemant: Papa..Aapko toh kuch bhi nahi aata...hehehee..

Varsha: Mein mein handle karti hoo..

P2: Saari ka mamla hai..ladies handle karegi barabar..hai..boliye..

Varsha: Woh macchar dani me se banathe hai na..waise koi sari hai..

P2: Ham machar dani se sari nahi banate..

P1: Woh shayad net ki saari ke bare mein baat kar rahi hai..bhaisaab..

P2: toh aisa bolona..

P1: bhaisaab pyar se baat kijiye..customer is king...hai na..

Ghotalas pose as king.. after some time..Ghotalas select the saari...

P2: Wah kya sari pasand ki hai aapne..ek dum badiya hai..kya baat hai.. pack kar doon.??

Sharad: Logically yeh acchi hai bhai saab, ab iske matching ke teen kurte dekhayiye hamare size ke.. Bilkul matching hoo?

P2: Haan dikhata hoon.. Yeh kurte dekhiye...

Vasant: Sharad yeh toh perfect hain..ache hai..

Sharad: Aur bhiyaa Logically teeno matching bhi hai..

Hemant: Ab ham dekhenge ek family jaise..

Vasant: Haan..

P2: Pack kardu?

Vasant: Nahi nahi..

Varsha: Haan..bhaisaab dekhiye..inke saath jo meri select ki hui saari hai.. Woh match nahi ho raha hai na..meri yeh firozi..meri saari gulaabi..hai na..

Vasant: Toh bhaisaab aap na in kurto ke saath match hui saari dekhayiye meri varsha ko..

P1: dekhayiye dekhayiye..customer to bhagvaan hote hai na..

Vasant: Inka kuch decide hi nahi hota..banjao abhi bhagvaan..

P2:lijiye saa firozi rang ke saath match karti hui ye firozi rang ki saari..

Vasant: Varsha...perfect!

P2: Pack kar du?

Vasant:Nahi nahi..

Varsha:haan...

Vasant: Shishir ke size ke kurta chahiye na hame..

P2: shishir ke size ka kurta.. he picks out sum kurta's

Shishir: woh laal kurta dekhiye na..woh bahut acha hai..

P2 and ghotalas fight over the kurta..pulling like tug of war game!

Varsha: Yeh kya kar rahe aap..

P2: yeh mera kurta hai..

Vasant: aapka hai yeh..itna chota? its superb sharad wah!

Sharad: Yeh vakai mein bahut acha hai..

Vasant: Bahut zcha hai..ek kaaam kijiye bhai saab..yeh dedijiye..

P2: Very good...Fatafat pack kar do!

Vasant: nahi nahi..

Varsha: haan..bhai saab dekhiye..inke kurte aur mera select ke hui saari iss kurte ke saath match nahi karti hai na...yeh firozi hai..aur yeh laal hai na..

Vasant: Toh ab shishir ke kurte se match karti hui varsha ki saari aur hamare 3 kurte dikhayiye..Laal rang ke..

P2: Ek minute..(takes out phone..)...Hello jayanti bhai..ap ko mera dukaan khareedna tha na...meine nahi bhejni thi..lekin abhi..bhej na hai..24 ghante mein..business ke saath..kyun ki...

P1: Bhaiyya customer is always king...

Banjao king!!!!

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#13

Scene 7

Hemant's Accident

Patherwale bhagwan gives a puzzle to vasant to solve it...vasant informs about the same to varsha..All are ready to go picnic when pritesh reveals that he has something of ghotalas with im..he shows the multiplier tablet box... And asks about it..it is revealed that hemant gave the box to pritesh to keep it safe..vasant asks for the box but pritesh doesnt give..pritesh runs from their and is followed by vasant,hemant,sharad,mitesh and ronnie...

varsha informs that a person has come to her home from window so she told him to make himself comfortable in house .all informs her that a thief has come to her house... all goes to ghotala house...

All tries to stop pritesh but he meets withnan accident..here theif flees away but because of bhairavigiri spaceship comes out...and all are scared..

pritesh life is in danger ..vasant informs sharad that he will rewind time and to save situation till then ... At ghotala house Varsha tries to explain that they are not harmful ..meanwhile vasant comes and rewinds time...

All are back to normal..and as ghotalas has rewind .. Time this time instead if pritesh ..hemant meets with accident... All are worried about hemant health...they all take hemant to hospital.. where hemant is in coma..doctor informs liza and ronnie that hemant doesnt have more time and it would be better that if hemant spends his time with famliy members..Ghotalas are broken..vasant and varsha are in shock..they are in state of shock with hemant news...varsha asks vasant what type of niyati it is ..they have only helped pritesh by saving life then why they have to payback to fate with hemant life... Alll take hemant home..

Colonywala pray for hemant life..They remember the memories they have spend with hemant..Bhairavi is broken too.and decides to fight with god for hemant ..she asks everyone to give some time...maybe it is seconds.minutes or months .years for hemant ..Bhavna and lajo decides to be with bhairavi and support her..

At ghotala house varsha and vasant asks ohja uncle on how to be strong as he had been strong when he assumed manav was dead.all asks ghotalas to be strong and keep faith in god as miracles do happen... Varsha apologise to hemant as they couldnt save him...bhairavi comes and tells about savitri puja and story of savitri..vasant gets the answer of patheewale bhagwan puzzle and they all read about savitri story ...

When yam comes to take hemant .all wakes up... Yamraj is having a great hard time with hemant because of hemantgiri..Yam asks ghotalas to ask for aashirwaad ...Vasant asks for world peace ...as their boon is granted... ghotalas inform yamraj that now hemant cant go with him as it will take thousands of years for world peace...and hemant will go only after seeing world peace...yamraj tells ghotalas that if he want he can bring world peace in seconds and with this hemant life will be for few seconds only...Vasant agrees with yamraj and says if with sacrifice of his own child other children life are saved ..then he is ready...for it..yamraj is happy with vasant answer and he gives back hemant life but with condition that they will have to wait for some more time in finding their son...as they have changed fate...

Hemant wakes up and wakes others too. All are happy that god has given back hemant life..Varsha informs bhairavi.. Bhairavi informs other colony people and are happy and comes to ghotala house to see hemant..Ghotalas thanks colonywala as they were their with them in time of need...all thanks god and take blessing from god..

Edited by iKunshTyagi - 9 years ago

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#14

Scene 8

Bhairavigiri on mobile

Bhavna has decided not to stay with Bhairavi. She starts cooking. Ohja is eating. Bhavna doesnt want to go back home. Ronnie and Lajo are present too, they are trying to convince Bhavana to go back to her home. Bhairavi comes.

Bhairavi: Ronnie bhaiyya, Baa se pooch lijiye ki dhaniya powder chahiye ya mobile phone ka charger.

Ronnie: ok Aunty bhavna. (shocked as he is confused what Bhairavi asks) Bhairavi!!!..yeh kya choice de raha hai man tum. Dhaniya powder aur mobile ka charger mein kya. mm.. woh ba.. woh..

Ohja: Arrey bol jhalar!!!

Ronnie: Ek min man,woh Bobby picture mein jo hero tha, uska naam kya hain?

Ohja: Bobby mein toh rishi tha.

Ronnie: Haan yeh dhaniya poder aur mobile charger mein kya rishi tha?

Ohja: Arrey jhalar Rishta hota hai rishta, rishta ka rishi tha kiya tu ne hin..

Ronnie : Tum samja na!!

Bhairu: Aap samaj lijiye, Agar ba ko dhaniya powder chahiye toh woh khatam hogaya hai.

Ronnie: Mana ki dhaniya powder khatam hogaya hai. Toh usme mobile charger kaha se aaya?Accha manlo ki aunty bhavna ko mobile charger chahiye toh?

Bhairavi: Toh mein market jati mobile phone ka charger khareed ne ke liye. Kyunki baa ka charger kho gaya hai.

Ronnie : Toh phir dhaniya powder kaha se aaya?

Bhairu: Kyun mein market jaati toh mein dhaniya powder bhi toh khareed ke laati na. Abhi

abhi toh mein ne aapko kaha ki dhaniya powder bi khatam hogaya hai.

Ronnie: Toh seeda seeda bolo ki dhaniya powder khatam hogaya hai.

Bhairu: Lekin Ronnie bhaiyya mein khamakha kyun baa se kahu ki dhaniya powder khatam hogaya hai, woh toh jab mein usse puchungi, kya aapko dhaniya podwder chahiya, woh kahegi, haan, toh mein kahungi ki dhaniya powder khatam hogaya hai mein market ja rahi hun use khareedne ke liye aur lage hathon aapke mobile phone ka charger bhi khareed lungi. Seedhi saadi baat bhi aapko samaj mein nahi aarahi kunki aap baa ke baju mein khade hain na. Issliye.

Ronnie: Kya bola man yeah? mereko samaj nai aaya...

Bhavna: Hmm, aaya na dimag mein heart attack aaya na. Ab tumhari dimag ki kidney fail ho jayegi. Aur dialysis karana padega. Yeah bhootmati ..

Bhairu: Haan haan mein toh dharti pe bhoj hun. Bhagvan mujhe utha le.

Bhavana: Eh bhagvan! aap apna kaam karo. Yeah khotadi hai khotadi. tragadi nai toh..

Ronnie : Tragadi?

Bhavana : Woh Humare gujrati mein haina, aisa jhutmutka rote haina usko tragadi bolte hain.

Ronnie: Aunty Bhavana...

Bhavana : haan haan have... Le Yeh thepla chakke bata, namak thik hai ya nai?

Bhairu:Haan namak kam hai. Thoda daliye.

Bhavana: Haan haan ave..

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#15

Scene 9

Masala Purchasing

Ghotala boys...that is Vasant,Sharad,Shishir and Hemant go to masala ki dukaan..

Dukaan wala(DW): Ayiye aayiye.. Kya chahiye aapko..?

Sharad: Shishir list nikalo..

Vasant: Nahi nahi mujhe sab yaad hai. Pehle aap hame ...

Hemant: Pyaar. Papa ko dher sara pyar dijiye. Woh kya hai mummy ghar par nahi hai na. Toh papa hi aagaye aapse pyar lene..

DW: kya??

Vasant: Areey nahi nahi..isko toh..gira na kahin..maf kijiye woh. .mera beta jo hai.. thoda.. eeeh.. hai.. :P Pyaaz dijiye bhaisaab..

DW: Woh dekhiye..kausa chahiye? red onion, white onion, baby onion, chinese onion batayiye kausa chahiye..?

Vasant: Pyaaz ko abhi jaane dete hai thoda..

DW: Accha..

Vasant: Shshir jake dekh ma ki daal mein kaunsa pyaz istamal hota hai.. Masale dekhayiye..

DW: Kaunsa masala.. Paav bhaji masala.. chicken masala.. mutton masala.. Paneer masala.. laal masala.. sambar masala . .kaunsa masala..??

Vasant: Masala bhi thoda abhi jane dete hain..

DW: Lagta hai aap thode confused hogaye..toh madad kardu?

Hemant: Haan kijiye na..woh kya hai na..hamara ghar ka talaa kharab hogaya hai. .toh aap thoda theek karke dijiye..

Vasant: Arrey kya bol raha hai..Tale ki dukaan hai?aapko pata hai na..yeh thoda eeh hai..

DW: Haan pata hai..apne bataya tha..toh mein aap ke madad karta hoon. Aap na garam masala liiye.. har cheez mein kaam aata hai..

Vasant: Nahi nahi..aap hame thanda masala dejiye..ma ki daal mein dalenge..toh apne aap garam hojayega..kyun sharad..

Sharad: Haan haan logically..

DW: Yeah dekhiye..

Hemant puts his hand..

Vasant: eeh..bol rahe hai na ki woh garam masala hai..toh kya haath lagaya jaraha hai..haath jal gaya toh..sorry bhaissab..

Sharad(Through super powers):Bhaiyya lagta hai kuch gadbad ho gaya.

Vasant: Thoda easy wala try karte hai..

Vasant : Ek kaam karte hai..masale ko bhi thode jane dete hai..aap methi dejiye..

DW: Gopaal inhe methi dedo..

Gopal: Yeh lijiye dekhiye..

Vasant: Yeh supari hai..supari nahi methi chahiye..woh green green hota hai na..

Gopal: bhaisaab woh tazi hoti hai..

Vasant: toh yeh basi hai? Toh nahi nahi hame basi nahi chahiye..

DW: bhaissab ek kaam kijiye methi bhi thodi rehne dijiye..kuch aur mangiye..

Vasant: Hmmm...Sharad ham imli bhi baad mein aate hai..

DW: Pyaaz baad mein. .masala baad mein..m ethi bhi baad mein.. aur chaat masala..?

Vasant: Chaat masala hame chahiye hi nahi..ghar aaye mehmaan ko bolenge ..eh chaat masala chaat..chaat chaat...unko thodi hai woh..

DW: Ab mein kispe aao..

Hemant: Kaali meera..kali meera..

Sharad: Kaali mirch...Kaali mirch hota hai..kali mirch safe hai.koi gadbad hohi nahi sakta..

Vasant: Suna apne Kali mirch..

DW: Gopal kaali mirch dedo..

Gopal: Yeh dekhiye..

Vasant: maaf kijiyega..bura mat maniyega..yeh naye hai kya dukaan mein..maine kaha kaali mirch yeh raii derahe hai..rai nahi mangi hai..

Gopal: (brings a box)Yeh rai hai bhaisaab.

Vasant: Woh choti rye hai..yeh badi hai..

Hemant: Aur iski ulti Aishwarya rai..

DW: Aishwarya rai iski ulti hai..??

Hemant: Haan yeh kitni kaali hai..aur aishwarya rai kitni gori hai..toh hogi na ulti..

Gopal: yeh kaaali mirch hi hai..

Vasant: ek toh naye aur upar se ziddi bhi hai..ek kaam kijiye..yeh pakadiye.. yeh(showing red chiili) kya hai?

DW: mirchi

Vasant: very good.Colour?

DW: Laal..

Vasant: Aab Yahi mirch black mein dikhayiye..black colour..kaali mirchi..

DW: Yeh chappal ki dukaan hai na..alag alag rang mein alag alag cheezein milegi..

Vasant : kya ..sorry sorry...bahar aise masale ki dukaan likha tha isliye..chappal kahi bhi nahi hai..kya sharad galat dukaan mein aagaye ham log kya kar rahe ho tum..chalo masale ki dukaan mein..

DW: Yeh masale ki dukaan hai!!!

Vasant: Samaj mein nahi aaraha hai..yeh bhi naye hai kya? ab yeh kya hai..app kehrahe hai ki masale ki dukaan haii..insaan bhi..na.. achha..aap mujhe kaali mirch maine bathaiye hai na dhundiye use..jayiye.. Aap makhan mangaiye..

DW: Gopal makhan..

Vasant: aap ko experienced log rakhni chahiye..

Gopal: yeh chalega?

Hemant: Very good gopal!

Sharad : Yeh toh peela hai bhaiyya..

Vasant: haaan toh toothpaste hai na..

DW: Toothpate??

Vasant: Packet pe likha hota hai na..peelapan door karein..chamak laut aaye..safedi laut aaye..woh..tothpaste aise thoda lagadenge..toh safed hojayega..toh aise poora makhan safed hoga :))

Vasant: Abhi hame ghee dijiye..

DW: Gaay ka ye bhais ka?

Vasant: Shakahari chahiye..kisi janvar ka nahi..shakahari dijiye..vegetable wala..

DW is making a face..

Vasant: Kya hua..nahi hai?

DW: Mazak lagakhe rakha hai..?Mai gai aur bhais ki doodh ki baat kar raha tha..

Sharad:Logically hamne doodh manga hi nahi..Hamne ghee manga hai..aap hampe kyun bhadakrahe hai...?

Vasant: Shishir dikhao kya hota hai ghee...

Sharad: Bhaiya bhaiya..kya kar rahe hein..

Vasant: Oh sorry sorry..acha ghee chodiye..Shishir..yoh list dena..Hmm phenyl ek bottle..

Shishir: papa...

Vasant: ek minute shaanti rakh..

DW thinking that vasant is ghanchakkar :P

Vasant: ek packet neela washing powder ek bottle bathroom dhone ka acid..

Shishir: papa...

Vasant: chup re tu shishir..ek packet khatmal marne ki dawa..sharad..pakka yakeen hai ki ma ki daal mein yeh sab hota hai?

Sharad: Logically yeh ma ki daal banane ki list nahi hai..

Shishir: Mein kabse wohi bolne ki koshish kar raha hoo.. masalo ki list dusri taraf hai..aur aap..haath aise aise karke mujhe rok rahe hai..

Vasant: 2 in 1 kiya hai bete ne..

P2: Maloom hai..meine pehle se list taiyar karliya hai..

Vasant: Verygood..paapad bhi add karna hai..

P2: kaunsa papad..?double,urad,kechiya..?

Vasant: Papad bhi thoda aise rehne dete hai...

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@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#16

Scene 10

Preparation of play Mahabharat by all colony members

Mahabharat act starts:

Screen opens.

Hemant is trying to play with Duryodhan's moustache, duryodhan stops him.

Shakuni: Haar gaya,yeh paanch chokra log sab kuch haar gaya. Ha ha ha

(Stading back stage)

Manav : Yeh chokra log bol rahe hai

Ohja : Tune ise shakuni banaya. Mhare ko banana chahiye tha. Heen!

Manav : Arrey woh bina atke dialogue bol raha hain. Utna hi kafi hai, Papa.

Shakuni : Bolo khelenge ek last woh ba woh...

Ohja (back stage): Le dekh!

Shakuni : Woh vegetables ko hindi mein kya bolta hai?

Bhairu : Gujarati mein Shaak aur Bhaji!

Shakuni : Haan, bolo khelenga ek aur bhaji?

(Audience laugh)

Duryodha : Bazi hota hai Mama Ronnie, I mean mama Shakuni.

Shakuni : Malum hai malum hai duryodhan. Lagayenga ek last dav yudhishthir?

Bheem : Nahi nahi nahi Jhest bhratha, Mat kheleye!!

Arjun : Haan!

Bheem : Jhest bhratha... Bhrathashree.. Arrey oh jhesth brathata...

Yudhishthir : Haan, bheem ba(waking from sleep)

Ohja : Issey yudhishthir banaya . Mhare ko banana chahiye tha.

Arjun : Jhesth bhratha sree, Logically daav par lagane ke liye hamare paas kuch bhi nahi hai. Aap daav par mat lagana.

Duryodhan : Kyun!! Daav par lagane ke liye woh ghamandi draupadi bhabhi urf panchali hai na.

Dushyasan : Haan Jisko mujhe kheench ke le aana hai

Bhairu: Very good putra dushyasan, very good.

Dushyasan : phir mein saari kheenchunga.

Duryodhan : Dushyasan tumhe kya pehle se hi pata hai ki yeh log draupadi ko daav mein laga kar haar jayenge.

Dushyasan : Haan meine pura natak pada hai duryodhan didi.

Duryodhan : I dont believe this!! Mera matlab mujhe vishwaas nahi ho raha hai. Dushyasan, Duryodhan bhaiyya kaho Duryodhan didi nahi.

Dhritharastra : Putra Duryodhan!!! ham kab se dekhrahe hai ki, tum hamare Dushyasan ko bheem baa ke behkave mein aake daate jaa rahe ho. Hum netraheen hai toh kya hua. Hame sab dikhayi deta hai.

Manav:yeh kya bol rahi hai

Ohja :Tune issey Dhritharastra banaya. Mhare ko banana chahiye tha.

Dhritharastra : Saale Shakuni, Iss Duryodhan ko yaha se bhagado!

Shakuni : Arrey Bas bas bas man.

Dhritharastra : Bas bas kehne se bus nahi aati. Riksha aati hai. Aise rikshaw rikshaw aise Riksha ko bulao usme isse bithao aur yaha se bhagado.

Bheem : Nahi Arrrarey, abhi hamari patni draupadi ka apman karne ke liye uske baal pakad kar usko ko ghasit ke leke aayenge. Ka baba .

Bhadresh : Haan baa.

Duryodhan : Ha ha ha dushasan jao jaakar...

Dhritharastra : Woh toh kabka chalagaya Duryodhan . Woh tumhari tarah hahaha karke time barbaad nahi karta hai mera Dushasan.

Dushasan : Haaa Le aaya mein bhratha duryodhan. Mein kaka draupadi ko le aaya.

Draupadi : KKK k kar raha hai Dushasan. Mein toh teri bhabhi hoon pagle. Oh! swami number one. Yeh log mhara apmaan kar rahe hain aur aap chup chaap baithe hai.

Bheem : Swami number one. Oh swami number one. Apna dialogue bolo na bhai!

Shakuni : Arrey swami number one kya bolenga man. Itna bada Draupadi dekh ke toh hamare duryodhan ka bhi Watt lag gaya hai.

Duryodhan : Chalo Dushyasan ab kheencho isi ki saree.

Eeeh ruko..All of them scream.

Bheem : Bhratha yudhishthir rokiye.

Yudhishthir : Bai baa, Aap hi rokiye na. Same maza aayega.

Bheem : Arrey yeh toh aalsi bhratha hai. Bhrathasree yeh hamari priy patni hai. Ohoo Arjun ...

Arjun : Haan

Bheem : Dekh dekh iss dusht Duryodhan ko dekh.

Arjun : Haan kitna cute lag raha hai na. Mein kab se Duryodhan ko hi dekh raha hoo. Mmm.

Bheem : Ehhh mein ye mucho wale Duryodhan ki baat kar raha hoon. Yeah Annadhan ko dekhne ke liye nahi keh raha hoon.

Arjun : Haan woh thoda sa he he..

Hemant : Ab kheenchu.

Draupadi 1 : Arrey ruk ruk jhaalar. Abhi mhare ko bahut bolna hai.

Dritrashtra : Woh aap vastraharan ke baad bol lena akele akele mein.

Dushashan : Haan ab kheenchu.(In ohja style)

Dritrashtra : Kheench kheench mere Dushyasan. Dum laga ke haisha.

Bhishmapitah : Arrey dhritharashtra,

Saari hai nahi hai koi rassi,

Aur jab tumhe aasu bahane hai toh kyun chuti hasi.

Galat putra prem yeh kya hota hai samjhane denge tera yeh udaharan,

kyunki parstree ka bhare darbaar mein tera beta karega vastra haran.

Wah wah wah adbuth.

Dritrashtra : Kya baat hai.

Dushashan : Ab kheenchu ki nahi...

Bhishma : Nahi babu ruko ruko abhi baaki hai.

Dushashan : Hooo..(does Dham dhoom)

Bhishma : Duryodhan tera atyachar bhi,gaur pharmayege zara..

Rekha ben : Arrey dekho sunoo bhishmapita urdu bolne lagey. Ha ha ha

Bhishma : Duryodhan tera atyachar ke keemat tu khud chukaayega

Narak mein Dushasan ke saath jaake baasi bhajiya khayega

Vachan ke pakke hai tere paanch cousin isiliye nahi machathe hai taandav

Warna teri dushtata ko dekh tuje tagda javaab dete yeh paanch pandav

Wah wah wah wah adbuth.

Dushashan : Aaa (carrying chandraban)Ab kheenchu... Kheenchu kheenchu .?

Bhishma : Haan haan kheench lo babu khenchlo.

Vasant enters as Draupadi..

Arrey Draupadi ki double role?

Vasant : Ruko ruko ruko

Sharad : bhaiya?

Vasant : Sorry mein eh...aise thodi mein..(looking at ohja)..hmm.. shakuni dsouza ke ghar mein aise lock hogayi thi thodi. And shakuni tumhare ghar ke khidki aise meine bahut kheenchi. Lekin khuli hi nahi.

Shakuni : Arrey kya man draupadi. Its not inside. Outside man. Bahar ki taraf kholne ka man.

Vasant : Oh sorry Woh kya hai ki hum aise thode ALIE...

Everyone on the stage scream :Ehhh kya alie...

Draupadi 2 : Sry sry sry woh thoda Tension hai na isliye. Waise yeh jo jadi Draupadi banke jo aayi hai inse kahiye ki yahan se chali jayye, kyunki ab asli Draupadi aagayi hai. Dushasan beta chalo chalo sari kheencho.

Draupadi 1 : Arrey na na. Pehle mein aayi ladies first. Hi Hi..

Draupadi 2 : Mai bhi ladies hi hoon.

Draupadi 1 : Eh gujarati kahiki chal bhag ja yaha se bhag.

Draupadi 2 : Mein hi asli draupadi hoon galti se inhone mujhe shakuni dsouza ke ghar mein lock kar diya tha aur khud vahan se bhag gaye the. Pata nahi aise galti usse kaise hui.

Shakuni : Eh what man uncle draupadi tumne inke saath.. woh ba wooh... wait man come on Open the cupboard ko hindi mein kaise bolenga.

Rekha ben : Areey bol chal cupboard khol chal cupboard khol.

Shakuni : Thank you.. What man Draupadi tumne inke saath aisa chalcupboard kiya.

Rekha ben : Arrey chalcupboard nai, chaalkapat!! bol chalkapat bolo!

Shakuni : Chaalkapat,inhone daata mujhe..

Duryodhan : Ab in dono draupadi mein se mei kise apne jangao par bithau.

Bheem : Khabardhar Duryodhan hamari priya panchalion ka aisa apmaan kiya toh. Yaad rakhna teri is janga ko mei iss hatho se cheer ke rakht bahaunga. Lakhi ne rakhje tu..

Draupadi 2 : Kya??

Bheem : Woh hamare gujarati mein na aise likhke rakhna ko lakhine rakhje kehte hai.

Dushashan : Aaah! Keechu keenchu.. ab kheenchu?

Arjun : Lekin dushasan Logically tu kiski saari kheenchega. Yaha pe toh do do draupadi hai.

Draupadi 2 : Meri kyunki mein asli draupadi hoo. Duryodhan please apne bhai ko bolo ki woh meri saari kheenche.

Draupadi 1 : Arrey na na hamari jaise roop sundari kanchan kaya aur komal kaliya hi draupadi ho sakti hai. Le mhari saree kheench.

Draupadi 2 : Meri saari mast jorjet ki hai aage kaam bhi aayegi.

Draupadi 1 : Arrey na na hamari kheench. mhari saari rajasthani resham ki bani hai ek dum kadak. Agar ki bartanwale ko diya toh thare ko bahut sare bartan milenge. Le kheench beta.

Draupadi 2 : Nahi nahi please please. Hamne Bahut practice ki hai cheerharan karwane ke liye. Tumhe meri kasam dushasan meri kasam.

Draupadi 1 : nah nah mhari saree..

Draupadi 2 : Chal Hat!!

Manav : Lagta hai mere likhi hui natak mein, meri entry nahi hogi.

Finally Hemant takes pallu of both draupadi's. Pulls both of the saree pallus..

Manav joins the rest of them.

Audience clap. All are giving shocked and embarrassing expressions.

The End.

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#17

Twist 1

Ghotalas' Revelation

Pritesh plans sumthing & makes colonywale agree on going to picnic with Ghotalas so that he can proof that ghotalas are aliens.. He inorder to Expose ghotalas feigns illness..

Ghotalas cant see Pritesh ill & colonywale troubled for him, so they decide they wil reveal their identity & their superpowers & wil use them to save Pritesh. Ghotalas reveal they true Identities & show their Superpowers also. Colonywale get frightened of them. Pritesh reveals he always knew this & always told elders but no one believed him. Colonywale accuse Ghotalas of ditching them & say mean words.

Ghotalas return to Colony disheaten. They remember their time in Colony. they are asked to leave Sunshine colony so they console each other.

When they are leaving, Pritesh emotionally Blackmails everyone of commiting suicide if Ghotalas leave as he only wanted to reveal their identities but not hurt them. Bhairavi reveals she always knew their secret, but kept mum & never coonsidered them seperate. Manav & bhavana too support Bhairavi & Pritesh & finally after few revelations, about the reason of ghotalas coming on earth, other colony members, too accept them wholeheartedly.

Edited by iKunshTyagi - 9 years ago

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#18

Twist 2

Manav's Secret

As there are changes in the climate which are not natural but artificial, aliens have to face problems. one being their superpowers fluctuate & sum times they are seen in their original alien form also. the same problem is faced by Manav & Anna sees him in his alien form & questions him.

Manav reveals he is an alien who came on earth on 7th June 2014 along with jacky. he was searching for human face for himself when his eyes land on real Manav who had just died. so he decides to take his body as then no one wil question him or find out about him. Though Manav died but feelings wer still alive so he had to adopt the feelings too. & hence, he is attached to all the ones who were near to Manav.

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#19

Twist 3

Entry of 2015, 1313 & 212

2015, son of Ghotalas , is on earth, in custody of 1313, who wants to rule over the world by help of Weather Controlling Machine which is destroyed. So he wants 2015 to repair it. & so he has kidnapped 2015. 2015 manages to flee from 1313's captive, not knowing it was 1313's plan as he knows 2015's family is on earth & with their help only 20158 can repair the machine.

2015 along with his friend 212 was in captive of 1313 & both are together after fleeing also. 212 makes a lot of mistakes in languages while speaking, he mixes up words. 2015 corre3cts him everytime he makes mistakes.

2015 remembers his time spent with his parents. & misses them. & regrets running away from his planet.

While running away he searches near by places. he comes across Sunshine Colony & feels it to be safe & takes various faces , so that 1313 doesnt recognis & catch them. He is here in sunshine colony for contacting with his parents.

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iKunshTyagi

@iKunshTyagi

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#20

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