Originally posted by @pkdh_balh_2021 on its ig acc. Taken permission before posting.
This Valentine's-
Ram wants to ask Priya out as his Valentine.
A possible convo between the two:
PRIYA IS ON HER BED, READING A MAGAZINE!
RAM ENTERS but stands outside their bedroom door.
Ram : (wooh! tu karsakta hai Ram, you are a businessman, you can do it!)
Ram is standing by the door side getting all pumped up and jumping to gather some courage to talk to his wife.
Priya can see him!
Priya : (yeh Mr. Kapoor ko kya hua? Aise kud kyu rahe hain?!)
Priya : Mr. Kapoor?
Ram gets startled and almost slips his leg.
Ram : haan bolo Priya tumhe kuch chahiye, chai, coffee, banana ya adrak waisa kuch?
Priya : adrak!!! aap kya bol rahe hain Mr. Kapoor?! Aur aap waha aise kud kyu rahe the?
Ram : main, main kaha kud raha tha, mai koi circus ka bandar hu jo hawa mein kudne lag jaunga, raah chalta puppy to bana hi diya, ab bandar, BANDAR, bhi banado bas yahi baaki tha, Ram Bandar Kapoor, shares gir jaenge mere agar logon ko pata chal gaya ki Ram Kapoor ki biwi usko bandar bulati hai !
Priya : maine kab aapko bandar bulaya?
Ram : mujhe kya pata yaar!! Tum aise hunter leke kud padti ho mujhpe to to!!
Priya : Arey, maine kya kiya mai to bus aapko dekh rahi thi isiliye aawaz di aur aap hi hain jo wahaan apne aap se baatein kar rahe the!
Ram : haan to acchi baat hoti hai khudse baat karna, Shakespeare ne kaha hai !
Priya : Shakespeare?
Ram: haan writer the, bade famous wale!
Priya : wo kaha se aagaye beech mein?
Ram : pata nahi (and makes puppy face)
Priya : aap kuch kehna chahte hain Mr. Kapoor?
Ram : haan, matlab nahi, matlab haan abhi vo aaraha hai na kal...
Priya : kaun aa raha hai?
Ram : arey vo to har saal aata hai !
Priya : kaun? koi aapka friend hai?
Ram : nahi nahi vo mera friend nahi hai par logon ka... friend hai...... matlab.....!
Priya : mujhe lagta hai aapko doctor ke paas jaana chahiye aapko sir pe chot lagi hai ! aur aap mujhe pagal bana rahe hain!
Ram : arey nahi mai kyu doctor ke paas jaau, tum jaao hamesha chillati rehti ho!
Priya : mai kab chillayi?
Ram : to kaun chillaya?
Priya : bye Mr. Kapoor isse pehle ki aap mujhe pura pagal karde mai hi chali jaati hu mujhe kaam hai !
Ram : (arey yaar ye to jaa rahi hai, kuch kar Ram! rok usse!)
While she walks past Ram, he grabs her wrist and stops her.
Ram : ruko, tumhe pata hai kal kya hai...?
(BGM: Dil ki dhadkan badhti jaaye....)
Priya is thodisi scared and excited and flabbergasted by Ram holding her hand and pulling her up close.
Priya : kya hua? kya hai kal?
Ram : kal Valentine's day hai !
Priya : toh?!
Ram : toh, vo cake.
Priya : cake?
Ram : haan wo Adi aur Brinda aur Kunal aur sablog cake lane wale hain, to tum khaogi cake?
Priya : haan khalungi....
Ram : okay (he is acting up as if he is scared and it's obvious)
Priya : aap kuch aur kehna chahte hain?
Ram : huhhnn?
Priya : aapko kuch aur kehna hai?
Ram : haan matlab kehna nahi hai, puchna hai !
Priya : to puchiye na!
Ram : main sochraha tha sab log, saath me aaenge, matlab Adi Brinda, Kunaal, Vikrant you know as couples!, nahi matlab Vikrant aur Kunaal as couples nahi, wo kisi aur ko laaenge...
Ram : (kya bol raha hai RAM, ye sandal phenke maaregi)
Priya : haan toh?
Ram : toh mai soch raha tha tum, tum meri...
Priya : main kya?
Ram : tum meri Valentine banogi?, Will you be my Valentine?
Priya : aur koi option hai mere paas?
Ram : (mann mein halke se muskurate hue)
Priya : (also smiling and being a bit smug)
Priya : toh itni si baat bolne ke liye aap itne nervous ho rahe the?
Ram : nahi aisi baat nahi hai, mujhe laga tumhe ye sab pasand nahi hai isiliye shayad tumhe bura na lage....
Priya : par aapko to pasand hai na?
Ram : haan!
Priya : aapko pasand hai to mujhe bhi pasand hai
(she smiles and leaves)
Ram : arey ise kya hua? aaj ye kuch badli badli si hai...
-----The End-----