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~BALH CAPTION CONTEST #4~

Caption Of The Day

Entry #1

Priya was standing sadly. Ram comes n asks, "Kya hua Priya, upset kyu ho"

Priya sadly, "kyunki Malati ki Priya is jealous of me"

Ram confusedly: woh kyu

Priya: kyunki aap ne mere liye kulfi wale ko khareed liya

Ram: toh usey kya problem hai, uska Ram bhi toh khareed sakta hai na

Priya: pata nahi

Ram: yaad aaya, Malati ki Priya ka Ram toh fakeer hogaya kyunki maine uske saare shares khareed liye

Priya also laughs at the above statement as u all are laughing

Entry #2

Ram :Don't smile too much priya Forum members can understand what we just did

Priya : Toh kya , they will also enjoy seeing what we did

Ram: arey baba we just acted 166 episode for that only still The audience in hangover stage ,if they see this ..

you know..

Priya: what Mr.Kapoor , we did romance in the shower and you tell that it shud not telecast hawww

Ram: No no .. we can but let the audience comes out from teh 166 episode magic

Priya : wo bhi sahi hai

They both smiles ..

Entry #3

Priya: mr kapoor mete daant dekhiye. kitne safed hai.(shows her teeth)
Ram: are kya baat karati ho
mere daant to tumse b jyada safed hai
Priya: main colget use karti hu.
Ram: main close up use karta hu.
(and shows his teeth)
background music: pass aao paas aao. close up jagaye saanso me taazagi.

Entry #4

Ram - Priya tum hans kyu rhi ho itna

Priya - Mr kapoor mai hans rhi kyunki mujhe yakin nhi ho raha hai ki hamari shadi hone ja rhi hai
Ram - isme hansne wali kya baat hai mujhe to yakin ho gaya
Priya - Ho gaya to app bhi hanseye
Ram - Hahahahah

Entry #5

P: NASSEM ne apko fakeer kya bana diya aap toh cheeky hogye mr. Kapoor
R: nhi nhi tumhara colgate, close up aaspaas hoto mujhe aise hi banna padta hai
P:abhi shaadi nhi hui hamari aur aap itne...
R: itna what, mujhe fark nhi padta ab toh my media me bhi nhi aanewala hoon, fakeer jo bangya. N his pose is exactly like the pic.
P:waise aap posessive bade acche laggte hai , par control urself, at least engagement tak toh

Entry #6

Ram- aaj acchi lag rahi ho
Priya-Vikram ne kha hoga kehne ko hey na
Ram- nahi toh kisi aur ne kha tha
Priya-aur vo kon hey
Ram-bansi kaka
Priya- what bansi kaka kese? Ram hasne lgta hai
Priya-mujhe apse baat hi nahi krni hey
Ram- yaar suno toh mey mjak kar rha tha sach toh suna
Priya-very funny mujhe kuch nahi sunna hey
Ram-per mujhe bata na hey ki tum acchi lag rhi ho ye mujhe ...kisine batane ki kya jrurat nahi hey bcz u are queen of my heart aur aap roj hi mujhe bade acche lagte ho
Priya-sacchi
Ram-mucchi. They both smiling.

Entry #7

Priya: kya baat hai Mr. Kapoor aaj itne kush kush nazar aa rahe hai dal me kuch kala lag raha hai...
Ram: dal me kuch kala nahi hai Priya puri ki puri dal hi kali hai... woh dekho...
Priya looks at the side were Ram pointed his finger but she found NeVi there...
Priya: kya dekhun waha Mr. Kapoor woh toh Neha aur Vikram hain...
Ram: woh kya kar rahe hai yeh dekho...
Priya: woh toh bas mere mummy papa se baat kar rahe hain aur kuch nahi...
Ram: lekin janti ho kya baat kar rahe hain *she nodes her had in no* Yahi maine chupke se unki baat sunli k aaj ki raat woh tumhe Neha aur Vikram k ghar rehne ki permission de de...
Priya: lekin kyun aisa kyun kar rahe hai woh...
Ram: taki woh hum dono ko ek hi kamre me bandh kar de aur hamare differences dur kar sake...
Priya: par unko toh pata hi nahi hamare beech koi problem hai hi nahi infect yeh toh hamare fayde me hi jane wala hain...
Ram: kyunki aaj puri raat main tumhe sone jo nahi dene wala...
Priya: no Mr. Kapoor saadi se pehle kuch nhi karne dungi...
Ram: yeh kya baat hui Priya saadi se pehle har couple karta hai main bhi karna chahta hun...
Priya: karte honge par mujhe nahi karna aur kitne besharm hai aap aisi baat k liye zid kar rahe hain...
Ram: areh honewale pati patni puri raat baithkar baatain kare isme kaisi beaharmi hai?
Priya: aap baatain karne ki baat kar rahe the?
Ram: haan toh tum kya samjahi?
Priya: aap sach me mere Golu poler bear hain... love you...
Ram: love u too...b

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~BALH CAPTION CONTEST #5~

Caption Of The Day

Entry #1

Ram: Priya chalo jaldi

Priya: kya hua Mr. Kapoor, kahan jaana hai

Ram: arey yaar dinner karne chalo warna sab khatam hojayega

Priya; Mr. Kapoor behave yourself

Ram: arey yaar Sandy aur Neel bhi aaye huye hai wo saara chicken khatam kardenge

Priya: so what hum kuch vegetarian kha lenge

Priya: toh chaliye jaldi se warna aaj raat bhuke sona padega

Ram: Malati aur Mini bhi aaye huye hai

Entry #2

Ram - chaloo Priya hum dance karte hai
Priya - par mujhe dance kaha ata hai Mr kapoor
Ram - i will teach you just follow my footsteps
Priya - No Mr kapoor i will not able to do

Ram - pls Priya mere liye let me have your hand and you just have to follow me trust me

Priya - I trust you Ram completely

Entry #3

Ram:- Godd Priya tumne pee rakki hai tumhe chadi hui hai...chalo yahan se warna tamasha bann jaayega
Priya:- Mein nahi aane wali Mr. Kapoor...mein itne achhe se taiyaar hui hoon aur aapne abhi tak meri taarif bhi nahi ki...aap pehle meri taarif kariye uske baad mein chalungi
Ram controlling his anger:- OK...Priya...My darling...aaj tum bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho...bahut sundar lag rahi ho...Ok...abb chalo yahan se
Priya:- Mr. Kapoor dekiye na kitna achha gaana chal raha hai...chaliye na dance karte hai
Ram:- Mein koi dance wance nahi karne wala.
Priya started crying...aap hamesha se hi eise karte hai...muje dance karna hai abhi.
Ram(murmurs):- abb mein isse sambhalu ki dance karu.
Priya:- chaliye naaa...
Ram:- Ok Priya hum kamre mein chalte hai..wahan hum dono dance karenge...ok...and he drag her with him.

Entry #4

Ram: priya chalo mere saat...

Priya: mr. kapoor kya kar rahe hoo... haat chodiye. mere...

Ram: nahi ab mai yeh haat chodne keliye nahi pakda...

Priya: toh phir kyun pakda..?

Ram: dance karne keliye... Lets dance basanti

Entry #5

Ram: Priya wait !! U can't just go like this !!!
Priya: why can't i??
Ram: because I am saying!!
Priya: now what's ur problem Mr. Kapoor !! Leave my hand all are watching !! As per ur wish I danced with u na!! Now let me go !!
Ram: No Priya I am not done with u !!
Priya : means??
Ram: well priya I know the party is almost over we had dinner... We danced but still I didn't had my dessert !!
Priya: ohh ho my golu ram just wait here I will bring dessert 4 u!!
Ram: Priya not that dessert !!

My special one ( pointing toward his lips) which is just 4 me!! .

Entry #6

Priya:W..what are you doing Ram ..

Ram: come with e , how manytimes i send you message after this dance will go to some place

Priya: leaving all the guests how you will go ,now she was bit irritated

Ram: caressing her face with his lanky fingers ,pulling her more closer in his embrace dekho priya I=You are looking stunning in this attire , i cannot control anymore so if you allow me I will zip your lips here itself .

Priya gasped hearing Ram

Ram this is not done , she pulled him to a corner where nobody can see

Please Ram , bahuth ho chuka , ab our nahi , chup chap khana kalijiye , i will come to your room after the party wrap up

Ram is in not in a mood to listen he snaked her hands more tightly around her waist .Kya lagatha hai priya ,

If you tell i will just go leaving this beautiful lady haa , Nooo he blowed his hot air on her earlobe ,she closed her eyes ,he sucked the tender skin on her neck , automatically her fingers ran thru his hairs feeling him ,she breathed heavily , He whispered on her cheek planiting enumerous kisses on the way "You are looking like sexy goddess " He reached her pink lips ,rolled his tongue around the arch of her lips , her lips dug more into him .She parted her lips , He allowed his lips more into her inviting a long passionate kiss .

Entry #7

Ram: yahaan khade khade kya kar rahi dekho sab kitna aacha dance kar rahe hain... chalo hum bhi karate hain...
Priya: nahi Mr. Kapoor chodiye mera haath aacha nahi lagta sab kya sochenge..
Ram: yahi k aaj bhi Mr. Kapoor k isharo pe nachana aacha lagta hain...
Priya: kya Ram aap hi na... she blushed hard & turn into red...
Ram: an chalo hi Priya
then both start to moves off for dance...

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~BALH CAPTION CONTEST #6~

Caption Of The Day

Entry #1

Ram thinks, " isne mere paranthe churaye, isey toh chodunga nahi"

Priya thinks, " mujhse jhagda karne ka natija dekha na, yeh toh shuruwat hai, dekhna aage aage kaise pareshan karti hoon "

Ram thinks, "mere paranthe churaya ne ab dekho mai tumhare books jala dunga"

Priya: haath toh laga kar dekhiye mere books ko

Ram shocked: tumhe kaise pata k maine kya socha

Priya: mind reading aati hai mujhe

Entry #2

Priya - Mr kapoor aap mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe hain
Ram - Mai kuch raha tha Priya
Priya - Kya soch rahe the app Ram
Ram - Yehi ki mera naam tumhare mooh se ktna acha lagta hai
Priya - Kya aap bhi muhje tease kar rahe hai

Entry #3

priya looks at ram and thinks ..hey bhagvaan iss mote person se meri shaadi ho rahi hai.
ram thinks.. iss pagal aur sarfire ladki se meri shaadi ho rahi hai.
priya..mujhr ye bilkul pasand nahi hai.
ram. i just cant tolerate her
both looks at each othee agrily

Entry #4

Ram:- eise kya gur rahi ho...jalan ho rahi hai kya

Priya:- Kyun..muje kyun aapse jalan hone lagegi

Ram:- kyunki iss party mein mein sabse cool and handsome lag raha hoon na

Priya:- haan toh usse muje kyun jalan hone lagegi

Ram:- Kyunki yahan ki saari ladkiyon ki nazar muj par jo hai

Priya:- Haan dekhne do muje kya hai

Ram:- Waise ek baat kahu...tum bhi bahut achhi lag rahi ho

Priya:- sirf aaj hi achhi lag rahi hoon

Ram:- waise toh tum roz hi achhi lagti ho lekin aaj kuch jyada hi sundar lag rahi ho...issliye toh sabki nazar muj par hai aur meri nazar sirf tumpar hai

Priya(hitting his hand lightly):- Meri taarif ke saat apni taarif karna bhi nahi bhulenge na

Entry #5

Ram : staring at her angrily

Priya : staring at him , asked him grumpily "Now what "

Ram : kuch nahi madam .. You don't love me so you are not doing it

Priya : Common Mr.Kapoor I can't do it infront of all , why don't you understand

Ram : ohh madam sorry , i forgot you will give what i asked in our lonely time , No na .. forget it

Priya : please Ram , aaj our engagement hai please dont make me upset and you also dont get upset .

Ram turned the other side .

vikram and neha see this , came to rescue them ..

Neha : kya priya , what happend , your cermenoy will get start in few minutes and you two are behvaing weirdly ..

Priya : nothing yaar leav it ..

Vikram : Ram atleast you tell ..

Ram : nothing

vikram and neha : please guysss tell what happendd ..

Both at the same time

Ram : She dont loves me

Priya : He won't undersatnd me ..

Neha and vik both looks at each other .. why you have concluded that ..

Ram : i asked something but she didnt give me

Priya : i cant give that rt now ..

Ram : oh so you really give the other time ..

Priya : oh god why dont you understand , i can't dare to do that okayyy ..

they are arguing ..

shhh shhh ... Closing their ears , can you tell us what it is ..

Ram : kuch nahi ..

Priya : in anger she blurted out "KISS : neha ,, he wants a kiss that too now it self , ha i didnt give yesterday too as both were in office , and now how i will .. she murmured "SHIT" hearing both giiggles

Ram closed his eyes in embarssement ..

Priya realised what she blurted out , she tugged Ram's sleeve and hid her face in his side arm , Ram protectively held her in his side hug ..

Neha : Oh inthni si bath .. i Will give that privacy to you ..

she winked to vikram ... alredy vikram on the wway to power box .. he switched off the generator and unpluugged the fuse ..

Now you can do whatever you want .. neha giggled ..

Ram can feel her lips whispering "Im sorry woo "

Ram turned her his side , Shh its okay , its okay , he smooched on her forehead than eyes , than his lips sealed her softly yet firm ... that turned out passionately ..

after some time vikram gave a ring to neha's phone ..

Both broke the kiss ..gasping for the breath ,,

Neha : guys power is going to come .. and check out yourself for lipstick she laughingly went from there .

when the power came . he immediately looked up at him .. yes some lipstick is on his lips ... so she wiped it with her dupatta ..

both blushed at what happend just now ..

and than the engagement cermony happend with agood not e..

Entry #6

Ram: Priya tumhe pata hai aaj kya hai
Priya: haan friday hai kyun?
Ram: nahi mera matlab hai ki mujhe bhi pata hai aaj friday main toh yeh puch raha tha ki aaj special kya hai.
Priya: aisa toh kuch bhi nahi jo mujhe yaad ho Mr. Kapoor
Ram: Priya aaj hamari sagai hai yaar tum kaise bhool sakti ho.
Priya main bhuli nahi mujhe yaad hai par kya hai na ki aap bhul rahe hai ki hamari saadi yeh sagai sab ek compromise hai jo ki aap ne hi mujhe kaha tha hamari family k liye toh isme special wali kuasi baat hai.
Ram: I know lekin unhi ki khushi k liye tum kuch aur bhi toh pehan sakti thi kuch heavy wala sagai k din bhi koi dress pehankar aata hai kya i mean The Ram Kapoor ki hoewali biwi aur simplle se dress me woh bhi sagai wale din odd nahi hai.
Priya: mei toh puri life hi odd ho chuki hai M. Kapoor woh kya hai na mere hone wale husband itne heavy hai ki logo ki nazar na chahte hue bhi mujh par hi jayegi so main kuch pehnu kya farak padta hai.
Ram: tumne mujhe Mota kaha nahi...
Priya: nahi woh toh aap keh rahe hain main toh bas yeh keh rahi ki aapka naam The Ram Kapoor yeahi itna heavy hai... bada hai k agar main aapke saath hui toh zahir si baat hai mujhe nahi sirf aapko hi dekhnege...
Ram: kabhi kabhi samajh nahi aata taraif kar ahi ho ya tana mar rahi ho...
Priya: waise aap ise jaise lena chahe I won't mind...
Ram greeted his theeth in anger & both looks at each other in anger just like Pic...

Entry #7

Priya...mr.kapoor ghuriye mt..is situation pr m hi best song suggest kr saktu hu

Ram..oh cmmon ..evryone knows that I m best in evry field..the ram kapoor hu m

Priya...honge..but gane ke mamle me to aap katai bhi challenge nhi kr sakte..u bttr know that..

Ram..ok ok..I know m gaa nhi sakta hu but yha suggest krne ki bat ho rhi h..wo m best kr sakta hu

Priya...very funny..achha ap suggest krenge?..kya kaha tha apne?..han ki apko bas ek hi song pta hai...bade achhe lagte hain..wo yha suit krega nhi qki humdono ko hi pta h kitne achhe lagte hain..to pls try bhi mt kariye

Ram...how mean..tumhe lagta h mujhe song hi nhi pta h...wait..abhi dj ko bolke ata hu..aisa song bajayega na ki hosh ud jayenge tumhare..jst wait

Priya...okkk..we will see..huh

Ram dj ke pas jata h aur kehta h ki humdono ki shaadi honi h pr humdono ki ekdusre se koi pasand nhi milti..kuchh is situation pr jbrdst sa baja do..I want to proove her my best...aur phir aake priya ke pas khada hi jata h..aur smile krta h...udhar dj announce krta h..this song is dedicated by mr.ram kapoor..for his would be beloved wife priya...& song bajta h

"Dilbar mere kab tak mujhe aise hi tadpaoge..main aag dil me laga dunga to pal me pighal jaoge"

Ufff...dono shock hoke phir se ekdusre ko dekhne lagte hain priya ram ko ghurti hai..ram hadbada ke bolta h

Ram...are mne ye nhi bola tha..mne kamine ko bola tha humdono bilkul similar nhi h ti koi uske suit krne wala song bajaye...sale ne apne se dialogue bhi chipka diya aur song bhi change kr diya...meri glti nhi h..pakka kisi ne paise khilaye honge use

Priya muskurane lagti h tabhi nehavikram ate hain

Nehavikram...hanji humne khilaye hain paise..tumdono ko humse behtr kaun jan sakta h..itne achhe se to hum apne bachho ko bhi nhi jante..sudhar jao dono..

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~BALH CAPTION CONTEST #7~

Caption Of The Day

Entry #1

Ram:- Dekho Priya eisa nahi hai

Priya(crying):- eisa hi hai Mr. kapoor. Inn paanch saalo mein aap aur bhi jyada mote ho gaye hai...mein aapko teek se hug bhi nahi kar paati...pata bhi hai aapko kitna bura lagta hai.

Ram(worriedly):- Muje bhi pata hai Priya...muje bhi bahut bura feel hota hai jab tum hug karna chahti ho aur kar nahi paati...mein puri koshish karunga apna wait kam karne ki...I Promise Priya...please tum rona matt...mein kal se training bhi shuru kar dunga.

Priya:- Teek hai...wiping her tears...mein aapke diet ka khayal rakungi

Ram(in his mind):- Matlab wahi ghas pus...koi baat nahi Priya tumhare liye mein yeh bhi karne ke liye taiyaar hoon...afterall tumse pyar jo itna karta hoon.

Entry #2

Ram: Priya please mat karo aisa, I beg you

Priya: no Mr.Kapoor, ab aur tolerate nahi karsakti

Ram requests: Tum janti hoon mai isme kuch nahi kar sakta, its not in my control

Priya: toh aap kya chahte hai k mai roz jhelti rahu

Ram: no Priya, i just want...

Priya crying copiously: aapko pata hai mai kitne dino se chain ki neend nahi soyi? aapko fark kyu padega? aapke kharatein...aapke kharatein mujhe sone nahi dete, thak gayi hoon mai aapke kharaton ki awaaz sunte sunte...ab room change karne k alawa aur koi option nahi hai

Ram cryingly: dont do this to me Priya tum bhale dusre room mai chali jao par mujhe aapne room se mat nikalo

Entry #3

Ram - Priya dekno naa maat kahena
Priya - Par kis chiz ke liye naa nhi kahoo yeh to bateyiee naa
Ram - pakka bata doo na tum gussa to nhi hogi na
Priya - bateye to phir dekhte haii
Ram - Sacchi
Priya - mucchi
Ram - Priya kyu na hum bhi Neha Vik ki tarha dubarra shaddi kar le
Priya - Aapp mujhe itna payar karte hai Ram
Ram - Bahut zayda karta hoo islye hum ab ek nhi suruwat karenge

Entry #4

Ram: priya tum kyu ro rahi ho
Priya: ro vu nahi to kya karu
ram: lekin hua kyah hai
priya: apko yaad nahi kya hua? sab kuch aap hi ne to kiya hai.
Ram: (thoda dar kar)are maine kya kiya yaar
Priya: pichali baar b jab nevik k ghar se aye the tab dusare din apne kya kya baate banakr mujhe daraya aur rulaya tha. aaaj b aap aisa hi bol rahe hai k we had moment.
Ram: ha to isme galat kya hai. we actually shared a moment priya.
priya aur b jor ae rone lagati hai
Ram: are bolo to sahi ab kyu ro rahi ho.
Priya: wohi to aap na humesha jab main hosh me nahi hoti tabi khud hi sab kuch karte hai. aur jab maine hosh me hoti hu tab to aap kuch nahi karte. sab kuch mujhe hi karna padaya hai
and she again started crying loudly.

Entry #5

Ram: an kya hua kyun roh rahi hoo...
Priya: Naseem k karan...
Ram: kyun ab kya kia Naseem ne?
Priya: dekhiye na har contest me bas meri rone wali picture hi dal rahi hai main kya itna titi hun? *and starts cry again*
Ram: miss Naseem ki toh main... koi baat nahi Priya tum roo mat tum janti ho na main tumhara rona handle nahi kar sakta... jaise hi mujhe Naseem milegi main uski aache se khabar lunga u don't cry plz...
Priya: sachhi...
Ram: mucchi...
both hugs & make plan to teach a lesson to Naseem...
hahahahahhahahahah

Entry #6

Ram...bas priya bht ho gya...tum har bar ro kar nhi jeet sakti ho...m is bar nhi manne wala hu

Priya...mtlb kya h apka?...mere aansu jhuthe hain..m apni bat manwane ke liye roti hu?

Ram...wo m nhi janta...m bas itna janta hu ki is bar to m nhi manne wala hu...

Priya...achhaaa?...to kya karenge aap?...btaiye mujhe kya krenge aap?...m bhi sunna chahti hu ki aap kar kya sakte hain...

Ram...han kr sakta hu main...aur tumhare aansu mujhe nhi roke sakte...samjhi tum

Priya...oh really. ...ansu to mere nhi rukenge...kya karenge aap?

Ram...to theek h...roti rho...m rote hue hi suhagrat mnaunga pr manaunga hi...huh

Priya...oh goooddd...aap mardo ko aisa kyun lagta h ki hum aurte sirf suhagrat nhi mnane ke liye hi kamre me roti hain..m apko 1947 ki heroine dikhti hu?

Ram...getup to waisa h...khair...phir kyun ro rahi ho?

Priya...isliye ro rahi hu ki ye serial wale bina roye suhagrat mnane nhi dete yar...& I m not mood to wst time on drama..to jaldi se roke kam khtm kr rhi hu...wrna phir se leap ho gya to suhagrat rh jayegi...

Ram...o my god...haye meri jan tu to patakha ho gyi h...chalo ho gya rona dhona...let me kiss u...

Priya...hihi

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